Mismatched

What does cheese burger fried rice and Border Leicester Bottoms have in common? NOTHING absolutely nothing. You may even say what is a Border Leicester, it is a breed of sheep. The girls Friday nights were vastly different.  Kristin and the kids had the trifecta of sheep shows and Kristin tried to get wild and have a pool party with the 9 and under crowd. She nearly missed her kids show.  Danna sp...

Punishment  Remote Podcast alert. Kristin is on a trip with Bill that is not a vacation but Danna says when you sleep in a hotel with your husband and no kids it’s a vacation.  Kristin refuses to wear shorts but in this extreme heat she had to and she blinded Danna with her white legs.  It’s strange but true, Kristin has reached the point in her life where she wants to start tracking her parents....

Hello Everyone! We hope you are having a wonderful week!  Tom and Danna try to have a conversation while the girls are taping. This is how busy everyone has been, they see each other during the podcast.  Mr. Branch the best Music teacher ever stopped by the Patterson Farm to check out the playground with his kiddos. He has a cupcake and hot sauce business that Kristin didn’t know about. Kristin lo...

This week has been full up lots of up and a down for Danna and her family with the loss of her Grandpa.  Find out what Pitutes means and why it’s special to her.  Danna share about her experience Retreat 21 celebrating her little brother’s wedding.  AU is the symbol of gold and Kristin’s highly intelligent husband has a little funny.  Kristin share about Camp Ohio one of Ohio 4-H camps that Jack i...

Long days…have any of you had those lately? We all have them let’s face it, it’s part of living. Strawberry season on the farm and it’s the berry sweetest of seasons. Danna doesn’t do mornings and she has to get up extra early. Kristin is wearing stickers on her face, they are Frownies, check them out, Kristin loves them.  Strawberries sometimes get bad press. They make the top of the Dirty Dozen...

Parker Graduated from 8th grade, do we really need all these graduations? Danna shares her view and I know it’s shocking but the mismatched pair may agree on something.  What do you do if your phone rings at a public event? One person thought they should answer it on speaker. We may have reached an all time low and discuss weaning of rabbits, we is used loosely it’s really Kristin. Danna confirms...

Danna has had a day and well she and her husband are beefing. Kristin is talking gardening and shared how she did not turn water into wine but did turn two plants into 7. Kristin also runs a little plant nursery hospital which has turned into an entire new bed.  It’s sort of shocking but Danna has a real green thumb and really enjoys vegetable gardening. Italian Roma tomatoes are her thing. Danna...

Danna got a new grill! She is rearranging her backyard to make room for some new beds. She’s really turning over a new leaf.  Role reversal. Kristin left the farm looking 1/2 way put together and Danna looks like she works at a farm. TikTok verses reels…which one is better and why?  Forget Amazon shopping, Danna has moved on to TikTok shopping.  Meghan Markle is releasing strawberry jam….it’s inte...

I’m sure you have heard;  she would give the shirt off her back but have you heard of giving the bra off one’s body? Listen to learn who gave their bra to someone.  Danna shares her Amazon shopping tips and we talk Aldi!  What a pork butt really is, Danna learned this week the differences in butts and shoulders.  Sophia the fancy farm dog got to meet her half sister, we chat about animals and beha...

Danna spends the weekend at a robotics competition.  If your spouse was in prison would you let your kids go visit?  Kristin has been in prison, learn what got her there.  It’s a real strange mix of things on this week’s podcast.  When kids come home from college….just be glad they come home.  What’s your rule when a kids signs up for something then they don’t want to do it any more. Instagram htt...

Danna picks apart Kristin’s outfit again. Kristin worked outside all day in the dirt.  Danna reached an all time high, she got hit on by a homeless man. We share some families funnies when it comes to aging diseases. While the disease is horrible sometimes you have to laugh in order to cope. The Geauga County Maple Festival is coming up, it’s the last weekend in April.  Crazy schedules well we hav...

We hope that you watched the solar eclipse, it was amazing!  Kristin’s sister and family came over to watch the eclipse. There was some puking in the kitchen sink, listen to find out what happened. Danna had a very traumatic experience and called Kristin with a 911 emergency. She needed her at her house stat. Kristin ignored the call because she was playing on the playground at Patterson Fruit Far...

Happy April Friends!  Family holiday meals….we go over them and there is a pattern of repeat meals at family gatherings.  We finally got to talk Disney! We share some Disney pro tips and Danna talks about her entire family doing Disney together.  Travel stories are shared and they are not all bad but they certainly are not all good. How do you book your flights, we want to know.  Find out which co...

It’s Easter Week! Friday is coming for all our Christian friends.  Teenagers, lots of teen talk this episode. We chat helping our kids see the big picture. Share your best teenage story with us.  Studying, it’s a learned thing and some kids just don’t need to study, until they do.  Danna and Tom had a snit and she shared why her rule of thumb is “It’s ok to go to bed upset every once in a while. K...

Happy Spring!  Spring has arrived and in NE Ohio we got a fresh new coating of snow. It is National Agriculture Week! We love farmers! It was also poultry day this week and we celebrated by incubating 3 new white bantam call ducks. This has been a part time job for Kristin. Danna seems un invested but she loves it! Kristin walks around with a duck in her coat but swears she would never let it slee...

This time change has us under its spell. We are ready for bed at 8pm. Danna shares why she can’t sleep these days even though she’s exhausted.  Big announcement, a little white bantam call duck hatched. It hatched on Danna’s watch, she is a first time duck mom. Find out why this is so eggciting.  We love Costco and apparently Danna reads their magazine. It’s free with a membership.  Sleep away cam...

We are celebrating 100 episodes of the Mismatched Podcast. Kristin brings Danna a gift that really popped! In fact it caused Danna to podcast without pants.  There is some recapping of the girls favorite episodes. You asked for it, this episode is extended in length. Over the years there has been a  of poop talk, it comes along with a friend who has gastrointestinal issues. Pre School moms listen...

This episode is the 99th episode of our podcast! Next week we are going to plan BIG THINGS. No clue what they are yet but….it will be BIG. Danna wore a bad bra and Kristin suggested that she needed a new one. It was all out of the kindness of Kristin’s heart. She thought she may get a shopping trip in. 🤪 This sort of sounds like a pick on Danna podcast but she really makes it pretty easy.  Betwee...

The count down is on, this is our 98th episode of the podcast.  Kristin thinks she is a snowbird spending all this time down in Florida. It’s been decided, the girls need someone to take them out on their yacht.  You know just like the show Below the Deck.  Pack your cards and get those nerd cluster  bets ready, Texas Hold ‘Em is not just the new Beyoncé song, Kristin’s crew played lots of it on t...

It’s official Kristin caught the crud from Danna. Danna is a real giver….she has officially infected her family and Kristin.  There is no video this week because Kristin flew the coop again and is on a beach in Florida at a “farm conference” and Danna does not know how to operate the equipment.   So many laughs about the Super Bowl , you need to listen to hear the dissection of the game from start...

What do low raspy voices and omelettes have in common? Absolutely nothing and yet somehow they ended up on the podcast today. Danna’s sick, Kristin is tired together these two may equal one whole person. They are recovering from their ski weekend, Danna survived with only one face plant, Kristin laughed and decided it was best to keep skiing and allow her to recover without an audience.  Showers,...

The Big Experiment  The girls are back recording together in their studio aka Danna’s living room.  Who likes to be the super Aunt?  Danna and Kristin both think they are the best Aunts, it seems their nieces like the uncles better.  Ski season is here, find out who is a pro on the slopes. One looks like she really knows what she’s doing.  Who’s heard of Kamut? Kristin visited  the Food Nanny shop...

Broadcasting from Ohio and Salt Lake City this is a split episode. Kristin is in Salt Lake City at the 105th American Farm Bureau Convention.  Earlier in the week the girls hit the Atlanta Gift Mart to shop for Patterson Fruit Farm. Plan your visit because there are some cute things headed to Chesterland.  Dover  Sol…. Maybe the best food Danna and Kristin have ever eaten, we share about our 5star...

Broadcasting from a cave this is the most cool on location cast we have ever recorded.  Big thanks to our very special guest Candace for opening up her business and treating us to a Salt Cave treatment. @Salty is such a relaxing business on the square in Chardon, Ohio. Listen to learn all the benefits of salt and how its healing elements can help you rejuvenate and keep healthy.  Candace shares wi...

Can these two really go together? We talk the beauty care industry and how the media is grabbing these girls at an early age to suck them into products. Kristin shares a product she has gotten sucked into on social media. It’s a local company so it must be good right!?  Frownies…check them out Danna shares some of her budgeting travel secrets. She has a code, ask her for it!  Amazon has some fun i...