Millennial Mamas

This week after the ramblings of mic check, we start things off on a high note with mom wins! Eden shares some animal facts. There’s a feminine hygiene history lesson you won’t believe is real. Are you really only “stuck” with your baby daddy for 18 years? Or is it more? We leave you with a test of friendship in a WWYD and of course mama drama.

Welcome to season 2 on Millennial Mamas. For our first episode of this season we come to you outside on the trampoline. The episode starts off hot with some mic problems. We get into our weekly updates, mom wins, and interesting stories. What is your comfort TV show? Is breast feeding something you would do during sex? Would you go to North Korea? Why does daycare drama follow Eden like a toddler...

Happy Anniversary to us! One whole year you’ve been listening to us yap and enjoying it! We’re so grateful that we’ve got another episode for ya. This week we’ve got more medical issues, some childcare trouble, and a few mom wins! To bring things full circle with our anniversary, we’ve also got an update on the Stephanie Whitley case from episode 1. There’s a few crazy internet stories that’ll hav...

Welcome back to another wild ride with your friendly neighborhood mamas. This week we record outside so please excuse any wind, planes, trains, and other outdoor noises. We start off with some updates. and then get into some fun topics. Find out why Eden is right about not getting massages, animal stories, brother love and more. Have you heard of Ashley Madison? Well you're about to. We end with a...

Welcome back to another episode of millennial mamas. This week’s updates include poop, spasms, and a car accident. Ava’s almost ready for potty training. Between Sages greetings and Ava saying no, the girls are true chatterboxes now. There’s some Columbus news that seemed to slide under the radar this past weekend. Can you see a bug while you’re in bed and still go to sleep? Mary makes her return...

Do you ever look back and think, "Wow. I really stayed with that person for that?!" Well, we decided to do a deep dive in our relationships and share the dumb, silly, crazy things we stayed with people for. Some will make you laugh. Some will make you shake your head at us. Join us for another wild adventure of an episode. Don't forget to follow us on all social media @millennialmamaspod and join...

Welcome back and happy belated Mother’s Day to all the mamas! This week we’ve got Amazon returns done whacky, Girl math as a mom, and a little accidental lying. And that’s just the mic check. This week’s updates include birthday recaps and an official diagnosis! We get into titty claps, trampoline parks, and a trifling lying officer. There’s also some quick movie reviews/spoilers. Before we get to...

Welcome back party people. This week starts off with a nice mic check. Is Kanye real? Would you pick a man, a bear, or a lizard to find randomly in the woods. What is a lobotomy and what could they fix on you? Can South Korean women take out an entire generation? What would you do if you found a zebra in your yard. More questions to be answered in this weeks episode. Don't forget to follow on all...

Settle in we’ve got a long episode this week. After 2 weeks without eachother, the updates were plentiful. Updates include heart attacks, electrocution, hail storms, an autism diagnosis, and a new job title. What do 2 & 7 have in common and why are baby points so intense? After the updates, an old world war 1 bomb was found in Newark. Learn about whale falls and Mama Uganda with us. Do you pee in...

Are there things that shivers your timbers? Heebies your jeebies? Grinds your gears? Well this is the perfect episode for you. Listen in as we talk about things that really give us the ick, big and small. Eden goes after Kenny while Shelasia takes a more mouthy route. ***trigger warning the first 17 minutes child death, child neglect, abuse ***

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast. After the mic check, we’ve got a random spread of topics for you. Between Eden’s mom starting beetle fight club, and Oklahoma’s growing Octopus population things are all over the place. We discuss our kids biting us, free minutes after 9pm, driving with your left foot, names we wouldn’t name our kids, and Sage starting swim class. We’ve got...

Another week, another episode for you lovely listeners. We talk about the fake out tornado here in Ohio, baby bluetooth, and a shady kidnapping. How much do you think a cornea costs? Not as much as you may think. We get into some wild animal short stories that will make you wonder. Then, we end this week with a what would you do mama drama. Don't forget to find us on all social media but if yo...

This week we’re bursting at the seams lol. After 3 mic checks, we finally start the episode with clear audio. There’s a yellow penguin, calcified babies, a leg eating menace, and a couple tongue twisters too lol. There’s fake periods, a potential pizza world record, and a Santa Claus competition we’d love to watch on tv. What great lengths have you gone to in attempt to motivate yourself to do hou...

Thanks for coming back for the sweet and sultry sounds of our cackles radiating into your speakers. This week, we talk about Scottie and his butthole to start it off. We rank our favorite holidays and discuss how we can no longer brag about being a non-natural disaster state. We get into Texas laws and what would you do if SWAT raided your home wrongfully. We end on 3 mama dramas, 1 will knock you...

Welcome baaaaack! Another week, another episode and this one is full of ups and downs. We’ve got some great mom wins and fails. Eden sneaks out again and gets the worst punishment. Sage had her first official birthday week! There’s a couple traumatic squirrel stories and several other tangents. Do you cry on the inside or outside? How do you feel when people don’t use context clues? Vanessa Hudgen...

Salutations listeners! Get a blanket, grab a snack, and let us fill your ear holes with our rambles this week. We start off with some feline trauma stories courtesy of Charlie and Scottie. From there we talk about the crazy storms that happened here in Ohio last week. We talk brain chips and lunch ladies bribing children to fight? Would you trip a bad guy that runs past you? Where would you spend...

Welcome back! We start you off this week with a mic check to make sure things are in working order. We play a game of guess my amazon order and find out Elliot has the strength of a million ants lol. We realized that both of our formula babies have a confusing obsession with boobs. There was a lot of bugs, mic drops (literally), and laughter. Mom wins this week consist of sign language and library...

Welcome back everyone! Another week, another episode coming to your ears. Is bathing in underwear keeping it clean? Does your kid mimic you? Would you Will and Jada your way through a relationship? What do you call patty cake/hand games? Is fake Cancer ever the answer? We discuss these topics and more this wild ride of an episode. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram and TikTok @millennialmamasp...

Are you a ride or fly? Do you have rizz? What is your bedtime? These are just a few of the questions posed in this weeks episode. There’s a neck lump, a conspiracy theory, some cheating, and lots of insomnia. Eden gets her GED and we debunk groundhogs day… sorta. We acknowledge the technical difficulties and apologize in advance for some of the audio being hard to hear. We are working to have this...

Welcome back babes! First, we want to apologize for the crackly sounds. We will figure this out for the next episode. We start off talking about some black history and how we should identify ourselves. Eden gives an update on Elliott and the money and snacks. Shelasia gives a life update. Have you ever been robbed? We jump down that rabbit hole. Shelasia asks a couple V-day questions and we talk h...

Are gift cards real money? Would you rather swap-a-doodle-doo? Shelasia been on her hot grandma shit and Eden has more troubles with Elliot’s behavior. Taxes are kicking peoples ass and our husbands are way too chill. But not as chilled as the toddler in Walmart. This weeks mama drama bring things full circle with a tale of lunchbox woes. Make sure you’re following us on all socials: @millennialma...

Another week, another episode! We talk about periods, our growing, smart babies, and Gypsy Rose shutting down Zesus. We get into some mama drama and a baby crazy boyfriend. Then Shelasia malfunctioned right the end. Follow us on all social media @themillennialmamapod and hop on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/groups/1160125071631256/?ref=share_group_link

We're back with the second half of last week's conversation. If you've been curious how we both know our guest, you're about to find out. Then come take a stroll down memory lane with Shelasia and Kimari as they share stories of growing up together and the shenanigans they'd get into. From photo shoots, to Christmas tree snoozes... the police even got called. What kind of drunk are you? How many s...

Welcome back to a brand new episode! We welcome Kimari as a guest this week and get right into it. We talk about being emotional about our food, and rightfully so. Eden gives a quick update on Elliott and how he finally got to play some video games. We ponder why mouthwash is so damn spicy and why are our families so extra about things? We probably will never know. What would you do if you found a...

Do you know the vibes? Babies do. They also love stories, and there’s lots of those this week. Elliot is throwing Eden for a loop. What do you do when you’ve tried everything you can think of and you still can’t get through to your kids? After Eden’s updates we discuss “the year without” tiktok. We tell tales of our literal mama drama. I mean drama… with our own mothers. And then leave you with a...