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We chow down on a little salami this week as the ogling continues unabated. It's not long before we move on, however... on to the crucifixion! By his wounds, we were healed. One man changed the world forever... and that man is Tom from Dragon Sound. Can the boys rescue him in time?!?!? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! T...

No pizza for Tom - he's battered, bruised and dragged to his new prison. Things have escalated! While he lays there in agony, Vader, Kid Rock and Floyd partake in a little poppin' 'n' lockin' - just don't do that voice ever again, man. Will Jane be able to free Tom? Does she even know that he's there? IS he there? WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Faceb...

Pizza Hut ain't gonna know what's hit it when these hungry bad boys burst onto the scene - gimme that grease! First, Tom has to park the car. Alone. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!?!? He certainly won't get jumped and dragged away... will he? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak...

Pizza? PIZZA! We did good today, we deserve it. As our celebrity rockers meet and greet the fans at the University, they are being watched and followed by a shadowy group. You can't evade Vader and co, fools. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of  Zombina and...

Get these down ya, if you know what's good for ya! It's breakfast time with the boys and if you want that doughnut you'd better have your fruit first, kid.  Lose 30 pounds in 30 days right here with our newest podcast episode! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horro...

Join us for a very cultured episode as we join the DS boys for a spot of reading, studying and bettering ourselves. Snuggle up under your U-Haul blanket, grab a glass of milk and open your mind to the teachings of this stoic master of the house.  The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Le...

This week is full of broshakes, pointless hats, tiny beers and large chests. The shindig continues as Mr Hairy himself, Jeff, gets a little loose with his boss/love interest Yashito. Oh and nails go where nails shouldn't! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of...

The party rolls on as Jeff and the gang roll into view - it's not time for business, it's time to ROCK! And lovingly choke a big bear, whatever. How's about a smooch for this simp? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of  Zombina and The Skeletones  and  Double...

It's party time, baby! The biker gang hit the booze and have a good ol' shindig - it's time to get wild, to get rowdy, to get NAKED... with the tough guys! Two Jägerbombs aren't enough! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of  Zombina and The Skeletones  and  D...

The professional Police Buffoons (every department HAS to have some, by law) assume that this has all been a job well done and they bumble back to base. Good work, lads. Meanwhile, Yashito has gathered his boys up for a badass bike ride, showing what real TOUGH GUYS they all are. Cruise with our crew once again, orphan family. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at t...

The cops are here to break up this man-on-man action. EVERYBODY SCRAM! It doesn't really seem like they know what they're doing, so I guess both the good guys and the bad have an advantage here. TO THE FRIENDSMOBILE! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of  Zom...

Mark, the Train Track Terror, is in full force as he grapples and grasps and leaves his enemies gasping - literally! IT'S STRANGLING TIME! John is trying to get to a better position and manages to lure his poor victims out into the middle of nowhere in order to deliver a hellacious beatdown on these fools and even Kid Rock too. Can't say he doesn't deserve it like... The next episode follows in on...

The great train track showdown is about to hit full gear as Dexy and the gang declare our Dragon lads to be dead meat whoreson knaves! These truly are Streets of Rage. From kitchen knives all the way to trains themselves, no weapon is off limits in this brawl to end it all! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Min...

We’re back as the King of Parkour debuts this new artform. He’s rushing to tell his boys - Dragon Sound are here and they’re looking to FIGHT! Jack is psyching himself up for the rumble ahead - he's gonna chop that confidence right into himself! As the crew arrive there's a tense stalemate... who will make the first move? The first attack? THE FIRST MISTAKE? The next episode follows in one week, f...

Our evil doers might look relaxed but they're also ready to roll. ready to rumble, ready to RIOT! Once Dragon Sound arrive on the scene they're dead meat - click, click. The boys aren't afraid though - they're on there way and they're down to clown. Mark is suited and booted - the war is on. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphana...

Jeff is being a bit of a scamp and his sister tells him to just stop it, alright? Don't be a meanie! I'm not sure she's really 'getting' the gravity of this whole situation... The big bro goes into full on control mode - do what I say and everything will be fine. No more hanging out with crap musicians - only good ones, damn it! Is Jane teasing a heel turn? Anyway, she heads home and the next day...

We’re back as the gang have found a mysterious note left on their car. It's Jeff and he wants to meet at the railroad tracks. There are only two real outcomes from that... fightin' or lovin'. Which will it be dude? Jane heads down to the gym to set her brother straight. Leave those kids alone! No hugs for you either. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami...

The boys are bigging up Big Uncle once more. He took those guys on all by himself! WITH THE POWER OF HIS HEART! AND MIND! As Mark demonstrates his mastery of the toe-based arts once more, we hear his thoughts on taekwondo as a whole - basically, it's THE BEST. Yep, better than all the rest. But wait... a love letter? SHUT UP, DAMN IT! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Faceb...

These ruffians continue to belittle and defraud poor Uncle Song... but it's the last mistake they're ever gonna make! The master is finally pushed too far and he springs into action - time to annihilate these FOOLS! The Dragon Sound boys arrive to offer backup... but none is needed. Is Song proud of this moment? No - he simply did what needed to be done. Anyway, anybody want a sub? The next episod...

Jack elaborates on his tour plans and also wants to visit all of the different taekwondo schools. Sensible, friendly and ambassador-like or a crazy imposition and taking advantage of people's hospitality? YOU DECIDE! All Mark cares about is food and we can all relate - but oh crap, the boys are supposed to be at Uncle Song's place! I'm not sure he's noticed to be honest as he has his own issues -...

John promises to protect Jack, to protect the whole damn family. We've got a regular Dominic Toretto over here. Mark explains his history a little - he came here and had nobody and nothing to his name. Look at the empire he has created - a gang of hard rockin' orphan badasses! Or something like that. Jack is back to his usual self now and the mention of “the world” has given him an idea. Not a lit...

Mark approves of the board-breaking idea, doing it during the set and that. He doesn’t sound TOO enthusiastic though does he? The gang also decide to write ANOTHER taekwondo song, which might be one too many at this point but okay, at least they know their gimmick. Jack is put off playing the club again because of how they all got jumped. Also, it sounds like Jeff is there basically every single d...

Ten Million Weeks of Taekwondo (toe?) continues… I think we’re basically doing a challenge at this point. Mark may fumble with a knife but he isn't a total klutz - this dude brings the ruckus... especially to noses! Boards get broken, bricks get bashed... then it's off for a nice, refreshing Pepsi... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwond...

Jack looks super grateful that this god of a man, this arbiter of life and death, has spared him. Oh great one, I am lowly in comparison to thee! Another lovely bow is exchanged before Jack takes a seat once more - ON THE FLOOR, WHERE HE BELONGS! Up steps John, ready for the challenge... of performing the choreographed manoeuvres. One Mark destroys that fly it's ready for some knife action! Stabby...

We are given the honour of receiving Master Kim’s bow. That’s a good bow, not a shit bow. Wordlessly, Jack decides to get up to take Mark on and... oh boy... this kid gets SCHOOLED by the king himself. Watch and learn, child - your superior is showing you how it's done. Mark fists hard, He-Man... and he could certainly fist them all. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebo...