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WELCOME TO SEASON TWO-EY OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEEEENNNSSS STRAP IN AND GET READY TO HAVE UR MENTY'S BROKEN 1. we explain why we're in season 2 now BIG changes here at the menty breaky team aka literally just us two 2. Hannah bought an iPhone and is now in the 21st century 3. We ask who talks about us in therapy - if you talk about us in therapy please DM us we'd love to know/have you on the pod 4. M...

WELCOME BACK TO MENTY BREAKY EPI WE DONNO THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS: 1. what episode this is 2. things we hate and things we like and things we really like 3. Monica's spray tan chronicles 4. Sabrina Carpenter vs Charlie XCX vs Taylor Swift debate and discussion 4. Menty Breaky Queen 5. more things we like

KEY POINTS OF EPISODE 16: 1. MONICA GETS HER BUTTHOLE SPRAY TANNED 2. HANNAH GETS DIARRHEA FROM MILK 3. CULTS 4. UBER EATS ETIQUETTE AND DEBATE 5. MONICA IS PATHETIC 6. WE DISCUSS A TOP SECRET FACEBOOK GROUP THAT WE'LL PROB GET KICKED OUT OF NOW 7. OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEN GETS CHEATED ON AND IT INVOLVES A CANOE THANKS AND ENJOY

Monica is half asleep and delirious in this episode and her camera storage gets full 4 times. Monica and Hannah both need birth control and we question if Hannah's boyfriend is gay for wanting to use condoms We discuss what shows we think we'd be good on and share pathetic stories of men who have moved away then returned thinking we still had space in our lives for them We have a brand new MENTY B...

This week we have a new segment called Mental Breakdown where we break down something that's happening in the world and we have chosen a topic that we are *experts* on obv which is the Dot-Drake Feud (if you don't know who Dot is don't even worry we mental break it down for you) We also talk about Hannah giving herself a stomach ulcer because she missed Monica so much and Monica going to a rave at...

this week you have to listen to the podcast because we're not clipping the main story sry this is for everyone who says 'love the podcast' but they only watch clips xo monny and hanny deep dive into forcing your crush to go to a field and pick who they like and find trends and statistics in the field pickings we then dive into Tish Cyrus marrying her daughter's ex because that is menty breaky AF a...

Monny and Hanny are reunited to discuss everything from Vanderpump Rules to dating our date's friends. We also have THREE SUBMISSIONS from our Menty Breaky Queens this week and they are all amazingly pathetic. Wanna be featured on an epi? Send your Menty Breaky story to us on insta @mentybreaky

Monny and Hanny run into audio issues in this episode but include the shit audio anyways and if u don't like it u can go f*ck yourself We also have a Menty Breaky Queen who went on 55 first dates in 1.5 years to find her husband. She made a note on her notes app about each date and u KNOW we are reading the notes on this epi We have also come to the conclusion that Leonardo DiCaprio fucks to our p...

Monny and Hanny are back and ready to cover all important topics including: 1. A clit&a for the people left dumbfounded when Monica couldn't find her clit until the age of 29 2. Love is Blind rant (obv) 3. Menty Breaky Queen of the week which covers all Mother In Law's preparing for their big wedding day TUNE IN. TELL US IF U LIKE US. WE LOVE U. THX.

Welcome to epi 6. Title is pretty self explanatory. Monny and Hanny bring back Most Pathetic Things We've Done For Men and concluded that our ex's didn't like us We then do a deep dive into Taylor and Travis (yes everyone has already expressed their opinions BUT WE WANTED TO EXPRESS OURS TOO) We then discuss our #MentyBreakyQueen of the week who is a FAN (YES IT COULD BE U SEND IN UR STORIES) and...

*DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE IS NOT FOR OUR FAMILY MEMBERS* Monny and Hanny missed a week and thought no one would notice but the streets REVOLTED so now we are back sharing more than ever to make up for it. In this episode we talk about: 1. how many listeners it would take to make Monica get Hannah's ex's name tattooed on her 2. most embarrassing questions we've asked our doctor (Monica wins because...

Monny and Hanny try to get sponsored by Better Help but then end up shittalking them and then just decide to create their own Mental Health Empire called The Best Help (would u trust us with ur mental health???? no? ok) Monica shares her Most Pathetic Thing She's Done For A Man story of the week. Monica and Hannah agree that they are both pathetic in their own beautiful and unique ways. We talk Ar...

On Menty Breaky epi 3 we only discuss topics of the utmost importance including: 1. how much we hate the song Used To Be Young and Miley Cyrus' Menty Breaky status 2. Ari duh 3. Most pathetic thing we've done for a Man (now recurring segment. In this episode Hannah redeems herself because her story in epi one wasn't pathetic enough) 4. Locking men we've had relations with in a room 5. Taylor Swift...

WE'RE BACK. EPI 2 BBY. Monica and Hannah reflect and reminisce on epi 1 and talk their usual shit about boys (if boys could stop getting hard for Monica that would be great. we look for ED now), Facetune, how they became besties and their queens Ari and T Swift 

epi one baby!!! Monica and Hannah introduce themselves and basically have a live mental breakdown on the pod. We talk attachment styles, ari (ariana grande duh), men (MENty breaky amiright?), Taylor Swift holding a pen, being standup comedians and SCIENCE. will u listen? if u listened did u like it? follow us @mentybreaky on insta for clips and other fun things xo