Master And Debaters

On this week’s episode of MAD, you’ll need to get off the phone, so the boys can get online. From Limewire to memes, and all the inbetweens, this episode dials up the memories of the birth of the internet. Please, won’t you put us in your top 8? Just how creepy were the first chat rooms? Do bananas have rights? How can someone be bad at Line Rider? These shoes suck, these shoes rule, and as always...

On this week’s episode of MAD, it’s all about getting litty in Music City. Your three favorite tour guides sit down to love and loathe their hometown, Nashville, TN. Whether it’s booze, brunch, or bachelorettes, they tell you where you should and shouldn’t be.  Is hot chicken actually worth it? Should you wait two hours for a pancake or a photo of angel wings? What is the absolute worst place on B...

On this week’s episode of MAD, your three favorite musketeers fight in the grocery store’s best aisles. Like a bag of chips, this episode is mostly air with a little bit of content. The boys sit down to snicker over their favorite junk food items and disgusting eating habits. Little Debbie was our first crush and the Girl Scouts are basically drug dealers, so grab a bag of chips and snack with the...

On this week’s episode of MAD, it’s a tale as old as time. Your 3 favorite historians have picked debate topics that date back to the days of cave drawings and alien hieroglyphs. The boys answer what the great philosophers of Greece could not, and finally draw conclusions to Earth’s greatest debates. The chicken could not cross the road if the egg did it first and a bear cannot defecate in the woo...

On this week’s episode of MAD, our dad left $20 on the counter for pizza and Blockbuster had one copy of Goldeneye left to rent. Snag your sleeping bag and tell your mom you packed clean underwear as we head back to the good ole days when Pizza Hut had the best pie and getting cooties made you cry. You chose your friends based on their video game systems, not on social media algorithms. Enjoy the...

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On this week’s episode of MAD, the boys have flying saucers in their crosshairs and get messy with Nessy. Bigfoot, aliens, and ghosts have probed all 3 of them, but they still ask the question, was it real? The house is divided when they sit down and recall personal encounters and share stories of the fourth kind. Nothing and everything is real in this week’s episode! Are aliens just trying to tak...

 On this week’s episode of MAD, the boys try to find out if lightning can strike the same place twice. After 3 months of waiting, they released their favorite episode last week and decided to sit down and go for round two. Like the best horror movie sequels, things get grosser and much more frightening. There’s a good chance that the boys are contacted by the authorities after this airs, or admitt...

On this week’s episode of MAD, it’s the first episode ever recorded! When the boys sat down with this idea, the only way to see if it’d work, was to hit record and see what happened. They sucker punched each other with the most absurd questions they could come up with and what followed, is one of their favorite episodes recorded to date. Welcome to the dark, twisted, deprived thoughts of three bes...

On this week’s episode of MAD, the Super Bowl has come and gone, much like our gambling addictions and forgotten one-night stands. The tackling, spandex, and leather balls got the boys thinking about last Friday night, which got them thinking about sports. Bats, bungees, batons, and bowling pins are all fair game in this battle of the sports balls. Just like concussions, our sports knowledge isn’t...

On this week’s episode of MAD, the lights have been turned on, and ‘It’s Closing Time’ is playing for the thousandth time. Grab a bar rag and get cleaning or GTFO because this week’s episode is gonna be messy. The boys pull up a barstool and sit down with two of their favorite bartenders. We welcome guests Nik from our sister podcast, Wasted Truth, and Jes, Alex’s much, much better half, to the sh...

On this week’s episode of MAD, it’s all about backpacks and braces. Jocks and jazz band. Homecoming and hot lunch. The bell has rung and the hallways are cleared, so why else would the boys show up late other than reliving their worst years? Their teachers knew they were special, just not ‘Afterschool Special.’ Oh how they’ve grown from boys to men, and back to boys.  Who split their pants break d...

On this week’s episode of MAD, throw on a cape and grab your sidekick. It’s a bird! It's a plane! It's The Helios Network’s very own, Owie, dropping by to kick and punch the boys in one of their greatest fights to date. For these jokers, it’s a real ‘Wham! Bam!’ war of infinite proportions between comics and cosmos, movies and mutants. With only a snap of the finger, one side will prevai...

On this week’s episode of MAD, lines have been drawn in the sand. The Coliseum has been built and armies have formed. The boys set their sights on destroying one another on a personal level. One’s a snitch, one’s a Macgyver, and one’s a boy scout. So, listen in because there’s no sound quite like the noise of three grown men having a pissing contest.  Who survives the longest in a zombie apocalyps...

On this week’s episode of MAD, it’s not about the inches and it’s not about the girth. It’s about sticking to your buns. The Helios Network’s very own, Brando, joins the club and attempts to be the hero when the boys ask… Is a hot dog a sandwich? You can relish in thinking you’ve got this one figured out, but even the best brains turn to jelly when we cut the crust off this debate. It’s for you to...

On this week’s episode of MAD, the world finds itself making resolutions and contemplating the future. The boys find themselves giving up and making plans for the afterlife. Pour some more champagne and throw a little confetti. If the boys are gonna debate death, you might as well make it a party.  What’s the best way to haunt someone? Why is this the only episode to get recorded twice? Why does D...

On this week’s episode of MAD, someone left the door open and the front gate ajar. We’re roaming the neighborhood and there isn’t a single mailman, child, or squirrel that is safe. The boys have been let off the leash and try to settle the debate as to who makes the better pet, cats or dogs? The felines are bullied into the corner by the canines as the boys do their best to not attack each other’s...

On this week’s episode of MAD, prepare to get everything you didn’t ask for, and nothing that you wanted!! The boys race downstairs, early in the morning, to debate the world’s most expensive holiday and the ridiculous traditions that come with it. Get ready to feel like you’re on the Island of Misfit Toys when you find out one host hates all holidays and another host has eyes for Mrs. Clause. Wha...

On this week’s episode of MAD, bring extra napkins, and don’t forget the ranch! The boys sit down to debate which restaurants they prefer to dine in at and which ones they’d throw on the passenger seat floorboards. The lines are always worth the wait when two of your hosts drive-thru the third for supporting America’s fast food super-villain.  Who has the best french fries? What happens to a fart...