Literarily Speaking

What a heckin' week it's been, TEAm. First, the girls couldn't access their audios. Then, Emma procrastinated her thesis and spent all week scrambling to write the first quarter. What's next, having to be functional adult humans in society?! All that to say, we'resorrythisweek'sepisodeissolatepleasecontinuetoloveus. This week, Hanah & Emma bring you the primest of content with what they bought rec...

In a near-disaster, the TCT could not access their hosting site last week and almost lost everything, which should hopefully distract you, dear listener, from this latent Quicktea posting! In this Quicktea, Emma and Hanah do what they do best: talk! Covering a myriad of topics, the girls invite you to come along for the ride! Click "play" now (or else)!

Look! An on-time episode! This week, the TCT brings you Hanah and Emma's much-sought-after (semi)professional opinions and thoughts on the Wellness Industry: its motives, its absurdity, its merge with the Diet Industry, and more. Plus, a delishush new pun (spelled as though we were Sean Connery - this is relevant we swear) and suggestions for the next AquaMan film. Press 'Play' and get to sippin'!

Just like your period, we're better late than never. Welcome back to the TCT! This week, Hanah & Emma jump to Society Page 6 and talk the Met Gala and why events like this have any hype at all. The answer? Exclusivity. Plus, Emma shares exciting career news and Hanah reveals how her coworkers weren't alive for the Lion King premier. Get to sippin'!

The TCT is like a fine wine - it's better the longer you wait. We totally mean that and are not just saying it because this week's episode is a day behind. This week, Emma and Hanah reflect on their past selves and answer advice from them to them that they wish they'd had the foresight to ask back then. They also ask each other questions that could be relevant and beneficial to their future selves...

In this (super scientifically backed) episode, take a journey with Emma & Hanah as they give you the fairly shallow traits that guarantee a person will ruin your life. Bedazzled jean pockets? Life Ruiner. Snakeskin boots? Life Ruiner. Name starts with a J? RUN for the hills! Plus, the girls list their top 3 toxic celebrity crushes and Hanah analyzes Emma's toxic traits when it comes to social medi...

The girls have heard more than one man say, "women are so confusing!" And the girls have responded, "not really." But in an effort to assuage the the burning desire to understand women, Emma & Hanah bring you: Best Kept Girls' Secrets, Pt. 2! (Sorry, ladies. The people want to know.) In thus Quicktea you'll find at least 4 secrets that were previously locked tight in the vault, which can only be o...

*Insert confetti and noisemakers here* IT'S THE TCT'S 50TH EPISODE! Can you believe? Emma and Hanah have managed to say thought-provoking, insightful, funny things (at least in our opinions)50 times! We hope the TEAm enjoys this 50th-themed episode, wherein Hanah and Emma ask themselves some questions designed to test their self-knowledge. Plus, Emma fights with a random woman in the park and Hana...

Emma and Hanah are truly sorry for their lack of tea and will therefore continue to bless you and fill your cup with a double-dose of quick tea this week! Grab your mug and listen to the girls discuss the truth about pregnancy fears, women's sizing, and what we can do to support the women around us. Drink deep and don't be silly geese!

A tisket, a tasket, a Quicktea! The TCT is back with their highly-anticipated minisodes! In this Quicktea, the gals discuss trauma responses: what they are, where they're from, what they did, do you promise you still love us? In all seriousness, everyone gives in to trauma responses whether they know it or not. It is the TCT's hope that this episode gives you some insight into your own responses s...

Wow, what a week it's been! The gals are so sorry to have been absent recently; sometimes life happens and the production team still consists of only Emma and Hanah. They have been fired and rehired, as is expected. In this full-length episode, the girls give the people what they want: a look inside the female brain. They answer the question Mel Gibson presented to the world in the year 2000: What...

Snaps for Emma & Hanah for two consecutive weeks of getting an episode out on time! This week, the girls dive into feelings versus love. How do you tell the two apart? Why do so many people think they're the same? Is Emma capable of experiencing either of them? Plus, a fun game of Word Football and Hanah's narration of what happens when Emma gets a text from an unsaved number. Get your extinguishe...

Welcome back to another episode of the TCT! (We used your title, Hanah, are you happy?!) This week the gals take a lighthearted approach and quiz each other with things like Jeopardy questions and which celebrity they identify with based on their zodiacs. Plus, find out if Emma and Hanah know what the powerhouse of the cell is..again...and again...and again. You have to listen to get it, so grab y...

TW: Sexual assault. Better late than a misogynist! This week's episode is of a more serious nature, and that is women's public safety and the male-centric culture we live in. The gals read firsthand accounts and experiences of women who go to seemingly extreme measures to ensure their survival, touching on the necessity for such measures and why. If you're a man and you're offended by this/angry o...

Let's just gloss over that this is a day late and instead focus on the return of the Quicktea! In this Quicktea, Hanah & Emma address the (now ancient) Khloe Kardashian unedited photogate scandal. The girls dive into the contribution of such celebriteas (ha ha) to the issue of body dysmorphia and the influx of plastic surgeries. Get a (small, because this is a Quicktea) cup and pop a squat!

Out on time this week (barely), it's a new episode of the TCT! This week, Emma & Hanah revisit an older episode that metrically people seemed to like (and if you didn't - shhh). It's the Reac-tea-ing episode! *Cue rewind sound* Jump back in time with the gals as they listen to and react to their episode on boundaries and reiterate that once again, they been knew. Getcha some bevs and join the tabl...

At the very last possible second, it's the newest episode of the TCT! Have you ever asked yourself, listener, if that new shirt in your online cart is a need or a want? What about that compromise-or-bust relationship standard? In this week's episode, the gals analyze the concept of needs versus wants: what's really necessary? Do they NEED fine china or just want it in case The Queen shows up? Do t...

Emma was fired for posting this so late. Emma was immediately re-hired because she is an integral portion of this podcast. Welcome back to another episode of the TCT! This week, the gals discuss a particular romantic experience Emma had that can only be described as...audacious (what is all men have? The Audacity). Plus, a quiz that reveals Emma's true age (spoiler: she's the crypt keeper) and Han...

The TEAm has spoken, and Emma & Hanah have listened. Return to the Tea News newsroom as the girls bring back a fan favorite: Reactivitea. From a morbid murder birthday cake to J'lAffleck, the gals provide their obviously professional and totally not at all latent thoughts and opinions on only the most somewhat interesting celebrity and pop culture news. This is what you came for...right? Guys?? Ri...

No, you didn't have a stroke, the title is just backwards! Don't worry, we'll clear it up for you: today's topic is Modern Romance! Which basically means (if you're Emma), every element of modern dating that does not include any element of romance! Genitalia, STI dangers, general sadness, oh my! Plus, the reprisal of Emma's Bees and Hanah's harrowing but exciting run-in with a protest in London! G...

If you heard that Chris Evans professed his love to Emma over the weekend, you heard wrong. But if you heard there was a new episode of the TCT, your sources are good! This week, Emma and Hanah discuss the western cultural obsession with women aging and the societal pressures to maintain an unrealistic youthful appearance. Plus, Hanah gives us chitchat to die for and Emma wonders when Netflix will...

Like a good pun, the TCT is here to put a smile on your face and joy in your heart. This week, Emma & Hanah just chat it out and talk about whatever comes to mind because this is their podcast and, frankly, they're allowed to do what they want! The girls talk sexual freedom for women, nomadic lifestyles, medicines that literally peel your skin off, and more! Plus, Emma introduces her new celebrity...

Right in time for you to wake up to, it's the newest episode of the TCT! Join Emma, Hanah, and special guest Brian (Emma's cousin) as they discuss everything from new hobbies to which magical world they belong to, and of course MeN and their AuDaCiTy. On a more serious note, they talk dealing with grief and dive into what that means for loved ones, relationships, and more. Get over here with that...

What's that? It's the TCT, back with another raving, amazing, invigorateaing episode! This week, Emma & Hanah talk that thing we all know, love, and also hate: dating. Join the gals as they give their highly-anticipated thoughts on building walls, embracing healthy change, and the general anxiety that they experience (past tense, for Hanah)in the romantic realm. Plus, Emma is solicited for sex wor...

The TCT is back again with an episode title the girls hope you understand the reference to or else they are much older than they thought they were! This week, Emma and Hanah talk about that thing that people (read: the men Emma dates) overlook, cast aside, argue with, and generally disrespect: boundaries. The girls give personal, relatable anecdotes of their boundaries being disrespected in dating...