Let Her Finish

We had an absolute blast on the first stop of the tour in beautiful Ōtautahi Christchurch. Thank you so much to Novotel Christchurch Airport for having us - it was an amazing event and we appreciate your support. She sure was a busy show, covering things like dick amnesia, some pretty hilarious animal stories (cats and gorillas), and a missing tooth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Welcome to this extra special bonus episode with Courtney Pero - a Real Estate Agent based in Ōtautahi Christchurch with Harcourts. There’s always so much noise around the housing market, whether you’re buying or selling, thinking, freaking out, dreaming - it can get very overwhelming and a bit scary… We’ve got some of your questions you’ve sent through so thank you lovely listeners. This episode...

She's a bit of a shorter episode this week but all our remaining minutes will be carried over to our FIRST LIVE SHOW WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! (Which ya'll will get next Monday and that will be the episode for the week FYI). But don't worry, there's still time to talk about Jason Momoa. And Kombucha. And cucumbers. And Frank graduating!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more...

We're back and we realise that we are indeed of an age where we enjoy a DRY WHITE WINE (can only be said in the voice though). Nevermind the recession, what about how many negative quarters in a row we've dealt with in regards to the man shortage (mancession - see what we did there). Mount Dads - IYKYK Beige flags. Doggies in the bed. Soup for life. Love y'all xx See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

We learn all about blue vulvas today! Brodie has another rant about Frank Green water bottles (I mean she hardly ever rants) AND a hot, steaming, fresh dog poo update. Gracie is dicing with danger aka cutting Pumpkins - why are they so RUTHLESS to deal with? Caitlin cried during The Little Mermaid and we fully support that but we CANNOT get around a tomato bene (you'll understand when you hear it...

Do you suck on the chicken wing? Are you down with the black tights and white socks trend that's back? Do you hook your bra up properly? Should you be able to use marathons to find love and is the race bib the answer? Should you make sure your car is clean before getting a WOF? SO MANY QUESTIONS! We bloody love your support, and would love it even more if you like and subscribe the show wherever y...

We've come to the conclusion that we are indeed basic bitches (yes, just today haha) and we actually really happy with it. Brodie gives an update on Flirt School and while it was super fun and there was learnings...it's still a grim outlook out there folks. We urge Caitlin to do some DM sliding. Gracie is in a nude nail era and is also having a wild time on the Apple Ciders and we are here for it....

We're pretty sure herpes, hickeys and hard eggs were talked about in the first five minutes but it'll give you an idea of the tone of the podcast today...   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got a new term to describe the various levels of takeaways and we think it'll stick. It's Masturbation May in case you didn't know, but shit it's high maintenance. Are you into dudes that have that "pub grime" look? We have a dating app update, and some wise advice for one of our single sisters!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

You best believe we dive into every orifice of the Met Gala. We love it, we hate it, we love to love and hate it at the same time ok?!?!?! Caitlin is having a much deserved holiday, but the other two have essentially had a rebirth! Brodie gives a debrief on the Routeburn Classic. Gracie had a gorgie night out. And a dick-shaped iceberg discovered by a man from Dildo. Not even kidding. See omnystud...

Gracie thinks the only thing AI might be good for is coming up with our punishing social media captions. Brodie thinks she knows where her final resting place is. Caitlin learns what a berm is. Another quick Coachella debrief. Gumboot tea, cauliflower and white cowboy boots.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Undies as pants for fashion? We possibly spent way too long on this. Barbie the movie better have the sex scenes we created when we had Barbies or we're not watching... There's also some emotional dumping in this episode... And the trickiest listener question to date... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She's absolutely chocka this week! We learn where the rizz actually comes from. Two rockstars feature on the podcast this week, Penny Lancaster (aka Rod Stewart's wife) and of course, the Honky Donkey at the Fairlie show... Plus we catch up with Jenna from Mortgages with Jenna, to answer some very helpful questions about buying a house, getting a mortgage, basically all that overwhelming adulting...

Caitlin is 32 and still gets an Easter Egg delivered to her door at Easter. There are hot cross buns that cost SIX DOLLARS. We possibly will offend the entire vegan community this week... We want to cancel toilet spray. And how to deal with cheating boyfriends. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There was an ugly pash this week and it got us reminiscing about pub pashes. Why are shrugs creeping their way back in? Is miso soup overrated, underrated or perfectly rated? *note we had technical difficulties on this record, so apologies for the audio sounding different. XXX See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Frank is LIVE in the studio for his first podcast and he NAILED it!! We break the news to Gracie that Crocs are dangerous. Don't mix tequila and fireball shots. Are paper towels an important part of your kitchen life? And do you wash your tea towels with your clothes?! Very wholesome today as you can see! X See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

We've decided Tuesday is the worst day of the week...hence why we normally record on a Wednesday! But anyway here we are. We discuss the merits of a good roast (both types haha). Footpath etiquette. Josh Emett and his hasselback potatoes. Riding in cars with boys. Paying to get into clubs. Flying fried rice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

The gang is all back together and IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER!! You best believe there's a BIG Harry debrief. Gracie got second ear piercings and we all want second ear piercings. Brodie's back from off the grid and off the grid was good, and Caitlin's made a skin decision. And, are there other uses for a hearse?!?!?!?!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad...

Meg Mansell joins Caitlin and Gracie to talk of life as a new (ish) mum. We talk relationships, sleeping separately, going back to work, nipples, expectations, in-laws, all the good stuff. It’s all there even though we only a short amount of time, we love Meg!  B is back next week, see you then! xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

B is off the grid for 2 weeks, so Gracie and Caitlin are fumbling their way through the agenda this week!  Gracie shares more on the beautiful ups and downs of breastfeeding and newborns and brings a great yet, slightly disturbing game  Caitlin has a hot tip on heatless curls and realises she knows nothing at all about Europe and geography  And another amazing life update from another beautiful ma...

Gracie arrives to the poddy fresh from dealing with a Frank poonami which makes Brodie reminisce about the times she poonami'd (SHE WAS A BABY TOO FYI). Caitlin learns about the difference between a top and a front... Does ssssshhhhhh offend you? Plus, an AMAZING life update from one of our wonderful listeners.  xxx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choi...

We have the most special catch up with Gracie, who shares such a beautiful, honest story about how Frank arrived in this world!  Meanwhile, thanks to the inspiration from our amazing listeners - Caitlin is slowly being convinced to shoot her shot at the gym, and Brodie's poised and ready to go too (not sure who with though haha). And we go hard against Apple Watches... See omnystudio.com/listener...

Monogamy, polyamory, open relationships, a sly threesome when you're in a relationship. What do you guys think of it all?! We are fascinated by the different ways in which people operate. Also, STFU if you have a problem with Sam Smith celebrating who they want to be. Caitlin and Brodie realise they urge dreams on, but sometimes it gets out of hand. And TALK TO THE BOY AT THE GYM!!! See omnystudio...

Are pillows the next best bed partner? Lion-heads as fashion - give us strength. Aire as a baby name - give us strength. Did you "peak" at high school? And what to do when all your life plans blow up in your face. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! It's just Caitlin and Brodie because our beautiful new Mum Gracie is at home with the most glorious wee boy Frank and they are doing so well, we are so happy for them and hoping our G is trying to get as much sleep as possible! It's a real delightful catch up about all the bits and bobs that happened over the silly season. That includes: the egg shortage, a one night stand, expire...