Laughing On The Sidelines

On this week's episode, Jeremy enters his dog in a beauty pageant and Scotty is hunting for Eagle Rare. Dan Campbell is being ridiculed from Chris Christie and that makes me laugh, and bands from the 2000's are coming back! Have you ever slept in your parent's bed when they were out of town, and how old is too old to start over? What are some terrible weight loss tips, and What are the dumbest thi...

On this week's episode, JP hooks up, and Scotty celebrates a birthday. The NFC North may actually be the best division in the NFL, and the Detroit Lions dominate the Cowboys, but at what cost? Have you ever taken a peak at the urinal, and what should the temperature be in your house? What's a strange service animal, and what sport do all of the athletes seem to have ugly wives? What are the best m...

On this week's episode, JP gets told he is loved and Scotty can't quit a cell phone provider. Rashee Rice's mom becomes a porch pirate, and Garth Brooks is in low places. Have you ever lived in a house that was haunted, and how long is too long to go without a shower? What are some things that are trashy if you are poor, but classy if you are rich, and what are the best ways to tell your wife bad...

On this week's episode, It is our 300th episode, and Jeremy is a national treasure. Overrated or Underrated, hurricanes, and what is the biggest surprise so far in the NFL season? Have you ever tried to do something athletic and hurt yourself, and how much would it take to box a kangaroo? When is a bad time to flip a coin, and what would you use 1000 bottles of baby oil for? What would be the wors...

On this week's episode, Scotty is back from vacation, and JP ruins Scotty's house! Just kidding! Roller Coasters are fun, and Disney has awesome air conditioning. Andy Dalton is kind of a big deal, and Walkie-Talkies are blowing up in Lebanon. Have you ever wrecked someone else's car, and how old is too old to go to Disney by yourself? What is the worst super power, and what would be y...

On this week's episode, Scotty is on vacation, and JP is doing inappropriate things in his house. Are roundabouts overrated, and are flavored condoms underrated? Have you ever accidentally thought an overweight woman was pregnant, and how much time is too much time watching Tiktok? What's a battery-operated item that would be hilarious if it were gas-powered, and if you detect it early, wh...

On this week's episode, Scotty and his wife celebrate 10 years of marriage, and the US does not celebrate the 23rd anniversary of 9/11. The Kansas City Cheats kick off the 2024 NFL season, and Tyreek Hill gets handcuffed before and during the game. Have you ever answered the phone while doing something to yourself, and what job would you never do for any amount of money? If someone was going t...

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph sparks an argument between Scotty and JP on minimum wage, and everyone agrees Derek winning another comedy contest is not worse than Scotty winning another Fantasy Football Championship. In Delaware, someone decided to drive over native grass with a Ford Bronco, and there is a serial pooper on the loose in Wichita, KS. Have you ever stollen a street sign,...

On this week's episode, JP wins his first comedy contest after being off stage for 5 years, and Scotty has his fantasy football draft. Bobby Kennedy Jr. has dropped out of the presidential race, and Travis Kielce will make a cameo appearance in Happy Gilmore 2. Have you ever lied to someone just because, and how much would you spend on a first date? What are some nicknames for anxiety medicati...

On this week's episode, Scotty's mic sounds blown, but it gets better near the end, and Mike Baldwin has not clipped his toenails in over 30 days again. Warren Duran has the top-selling jersey on MLB shop after saying a bad word that JP says often, and Hawk Tua girl throws out the first pitch at a Mets game to raise money for veteran dogs. Have you ever hydroplaned off of a toilet seat, an...

On this week's episode, Derek may or may not have had surgery and JP takes money from children. The Canadian pole vaulter twerks after getting the bronze medal, and Australians really don't know how to breakdance. Have you ever celebrated your birthday by yourself, and what is the least amount of clothing you can wear to the state fair and still be accepted? What is one product a lot of pe...

On this week's episode, JP goes to a car show, and Steve is drinking French wine on the show. The NFL Preseason has officially kicked off, and the Olympics continue to be hilariously entertaining. Have you ever seen a bad car accident, and how many floors would it take for you to use an elevator? What is the one place on Earth you would not want to go, and where is the worst place to do the de...

On this week's episode, Steve Peters misses out on Wisconsin, and Scotty finally gets to go shooting. The 2024 Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony was a little weird, and Steve gets to rant about the current state of the presidency race. Have you ever saved someone's life, and how ugly is too ugly to set up one of your friends for a blind date? What are some strange things to hear during a rou...

On this week's episode, Scooter got his AR15, and Jeremy Joseph is back with a yodeling pickle. Hulk Hogan makes an appearance at the RNC, and more info on the unaliving attempt look even sketchier. Were you ever horrified at a strip club, and at what point does collecting become hoarding? What's one superpower you would not want, what is the funniest way to give someone bad news? What are...

On this week's episode, Scotty's wife did not think they had rope in the 1700's, and all of the guys play some poker. Sketch admits to some stuff, and someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump. Have you ever witnessed a serious crime, and when do you finally become a regular? What is something you don't understand about the opposite sex, and what is the next great golf hazard? What...

On this week's episode Steve Peters is back in action, and firearms in Kansas are a lot easier to obtain than you think. Japan thinks they invented the largest firework 🧨 even though everyone else know the US did that in 1945, and sharks are attacking people on the 4th of July as if they are having their own hot dog eating contest. Have you ever given a fake name to someone, and what is the m...

Enjoy the new intro music this week and JP and Scotty don't feel so great. LeBron James gets to go play with daddy in LA, and Biden doesn't know what he's saying in the 1st PRESIDENTIAL debate as the SITTING PRESIDENT! But, no big deal. Have you ever shot a Roman Candle incorrectly, and how much is too much to spend on fireworks? What do the different honks from a car horn mean, and wh...

On this week's episode, JP bowls another 300, Mike bowled a 305, and Scotty hates communism. Hawk Tuah girl is going viral as she should, and after the last OceanGate tragedy, let's try it again. Do you drink milk directly from the carton and put it back, and how many items of a particular category does it take to be a collection? What are some weird things to find in an x-ray, and what wo...

On this week's episode, Derek is back from baseball, and Scotty and JP went Live on TikTok for about 2 minutes before getting kicked off. A mariachi band played Creed at a Texas Ranger game, and the Boston Celtics win their 18th NBA Finals Championship. Have you ever not used the toilet on a golf course, and what argument with your spouse will you concede to just move on? What is a car brand y...

On this week's episode, Fred is back from a wedding and a honeymoon, and Scotty will no longer go to a Minor League baseball game. So, the US is good at cricket now, and you should not be tired after a hobby horse performance. Could Scotty, JP, and Fred rob Derek's bank and get away with it, and how early is too early to be in public? What are some Disney movie titles if Germany won WW2, a...

On this week's episode, Scotty has a bad day at work, and Men's Health month has kicked off. Angel Hernandez has finally retired from baseball, and the Edmonton has at least one very awesome fan. Have you ever accidentally dropped a baby, and what weird thing makes you call it quits on the internet? Is it weird to eat a Snickers bar upside down, and what's something men will never tell...

On this week's episode, JP actually did something, and Mike's niece comes into town. Scottie Scheffler may not have broken the law, and it was on video. Have you ever woke up next to an uglier version of who you went to bed with, and how slow does someone have to be going until you pass them? Which event would you automatically win the gold medal, and how do you know we are from the midwes...

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph has a very talented dog, and Scotty's wife almost got scammed, Scottie Schefflera gets arrested, and Harrison Butker is selling quite a few jerseys after a controversial speech at a college. Have you ever tried to twerk, and how bad does a portal-potty have to be before you choose not to use it? If you could roast any celebrity, who would it be, and ho...

On this week's episode, Derek is back from his first week of Minor League Baseball, and Scotty goes to the Emo Orchestra again. The $2M VIP pass to the Tyson VS Paul fight may not be worth it, and Tom Brady will be a broadcaster on FOX. Have you ever blown an engine, and how many streaming services are too many? What is something that was not fun as a kid but awesome as an adult, and what is t...

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph now has a very expensive, well-trained dog, and Scotty recovers from Fred's wedding. Tom Brady gets epically roasted, and his ex wife is not happy about it. Have you ever been permanently been kicked out of an establishment, and how old is too old to be playing video games? What are some bad names for a monster truck, and what movies would be better if...