Late To The Table

OK. OK. It's episode 350. For real this time. This is not a drill. Please deploy your Costner opinions to the nearest snarky internet receptacle. Does Dances With Wolves hold up? How many wet stunts are there? More than one? Good, great. Let's keep up the intensity and eat a goddamn oreo.

Wow. Just realizing this as I'm posting it. We called this episode 350 during the record…it is not. We are idiots. HOWEVER. 350 next week babies! Let's start the celebration early! Does the multiple academy award winning film, Dances With Wolves, hold up in 2023? Find out next week! Can horse fly on plane? Find out now!

Two idiots attempt to compare and contrast dumb boner comedies by National Lampoon. Will they be successful? Not as successful as Ryan Reynolds. That man can't be beat anymore. I mean, damn, save some for the rest of us.

The gang starts off the new year by watching one of the most successful and revered comedies of all time, National Lampoon's Animal House. Does it hold up to two sensitive dumb dumbs in 2023? Or should it be put out to the raunch (get it? It's like ranch…but the movie's raunchy. Yeah. Yeah. You know!)

The guys count down their top and bottom five movies of the year! Rich starts sundowning in an event that doctors will refer to years later as "The start of it".

For the last episode of 2022, the gang checks out the 1959 Disney classic, Sleeping Beauty. Does it hold up to two on the go millennial dick heads or is it putting us to sleep for a hundred years? Find out baby!

Whoa, whoa. What's this? The gang is watching an actual classic movie? Hitchcock you say? Wow. Who would have thought? Does the 1958 thriller hold up to two idiots in 2022? FIND OUT INFANT!

After watching Do The Right Thing and That Thing You Do, the guys finally complete their thing trilogy by watching John Carpenter's The Thing. Does this film that was universally hated in 1982 hold up 40 years later? Find out now!

Sorry for the late upload folks!  It's wild out there!  The guys watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Will it hold up in 2022 or are the most liberated views of the 1970s problematic to modern viewers?  MAN.  I bet we'll get into it, or my name isn't Bob Calhoun, the best dang vacuum salesman of Topeka

The guys spook it up by watching a kids movie for kids.

Booooo! It's our annual spooktacular! I bet you forgot we watch horror movies every October.  I know I did!  We watched 2013's The Conjuring.  Does the financial juggernaut hold up in 2022 or are we about to get our cheeks clapped by some Rhode Island demon?  FIND OUT BABIES!

The guys continue their quest to find a 1980s comedy that holds up?  Is it 1984's Police Academy?  Will Rich ever watch The Wire? How far can you head go into a horse's rectum and survive? Find out y'all

Awwww yeah!  Sequel's period of time continues.  Does the MOST EXPENSIVE MOVIE OF ALL TIME hold up in 2022?  Where can I get a boat with flame throwers?  Why do these movies print money?  GET. INTO. IT. BABIES!

Sequel's month continues! Does Alien 3 hold up? Did David Fincher really direct it? Who's jerking off now? Find out! 

Oh shit. Oh shit. Its sequels month baby! Does Conan The Destroyer hold up in 2022 or are we all just victims to Zachary Ty Brian in the Octogon? What? What do words mean? Find out baby!

Take this! Take this bonus episode! Hopefully it will make up for the audio disaster that occurred last week. The Daniels are the hottest directors on the planet after Everything, Everywhere, All At Once, but does their first feature film hold up? Let's get into it!

Whoops! Rich's audio didn't record! We lost a whole episode! We'll record another episode to be released next Monday to make up for this monstrosity. What is this monstrosity you ask? Well...it's a short rehashed 30 minute episode. It is the face of madness. Feel free to skip unless you REALLY love Late to the Table. See you next week, babies!

OH HO! Happy summer babies! Let's see if a 1971 film about police work holds up! It can't be any worse than police work in 2022, right? RIGHT? CLINT EASTWOOD YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

Happy July 4th! Don't think of this Independence Day as a funeral for America, think of it as the first day of America 2! You know an America where women have even less rights. Uh oh! Times are bad and we watched a 1996 disaster film to cope with the dread. Does it hold up? Man, I don't even know anymore.

Oh man. Another banner week on your favorite podcast, Late to the Table! Does 2010's(?!?) Black Swan hold up? Have we made the perfect episode of this podcast? BECAUSE I FELT IT. I WANT TO BE PERFECT. MORE FART JOKES! MORE AVENGERS JOKES, YES, YES. PERFECT.

America's foremost forensic experts investigate the forgotten Disney film, Oliver & Company. Does it hold up in 2022 or is it just a pile of Billy Joel leavings? Ch-ch-check it out babies!

Let's take another dip into the Michael Bay, bay-bee!  Can Armageddon possibly hold up?  I mean it's got a pretty good cast.  Ben Affleck is there too.  Eddie Griffin has an immortal dog.  What's not to like?  Right?  RIGHT?!

Mike and Rich drop in to check out 2004's The Notebook.  Is it a timeless love story of days gone past or does it not hold up to the harsh light of 2022?  Find out baby!

We've watched Jeff Goldblum transform in his career from a sexy leading man to a sexy eccentric grandpa.  Now we watch him turn into a goddamn hamburger skinned fly.  Does David Cronenberg's cult classic movie hold up? WE. WILL. PROBABLY. TELL. YOU!