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[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] This week we're talking about the fake Met Gala seating arrangement that's gone viral this past week, and then I make some of my own fake tables. I'll take the fake 'Beyonce across the table from Addison' and raise you a fake 'Grimes and Elon across the table from Azealia Banks'

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] If you're at all on the same side of tiktok as me you've probably seen someone make a joke about something being "Y2K aesthetic" (someone described the brick wall outside of my window as 'Y2K brick wall' lol pls) SO for this episode we're looking at the actual Y2K event, the Y2K aesthetic and discover th...

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] Well.....I don't know what else to say that would add to the title..... This week I call Jakeb (of Italian Tour fame) and we break down the 2012 phenomenon of me making an Alison DiLaurentis Facebook account and messaging my friends on it. What was the point you ask? Clicks, views and engagement of course babe xxx This feels like an...

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] For this week's episode we're talking about a BUNCH of things inlcuding (but not limited to): The Circle USA, iJustine, 4k vs HD, The Olympics.... AND in a nEw SeGmEnT I called my sister during the podcast to get her thoughts on a particular dress from the Opening Ceremony and some fashion tips xxx (omg also have started adding...

For this week's episode we're celebrating 50k subscribers on the podcast youtube channel by talking about Nicki's verse on Monster (lol) and researching how much it costs to get a rap feature on a song. I also talk a bit about the ending of the Loki series after a breathtaking segue.

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] This week I have blisters on my lips from eating popcorn because I saw TWO movies in the cinema (HUGE) and I simply must debrief you all on them. Want to know more about Fast & Furious 9 but don't want to subject yourself to it?? I've got your back!!! I also talk a lil bit about the Gossip Girl reboot and touch on my blackli...

For this week's episode I talk about the latest thing that's keeping me up at night - Gossip Girl Season 1. SICK and TWISTED are 2 key words babes xx I go through the characters and give my thoughts (hint: I don't like Chuck or Dan lol) and I also detail my recent habit of buying lamps online at 2am

Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/jumping - Enter promo code JUMPING for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE! [If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] I asked The Girls (TM) what advice they were in the market for and I have a quick look at some viewer/listener confessions that came through as well. There were so many good questions and confessions that I'll save...

This one is veryyyyy chill vibes lol I'm just trying to get back into the swing of things!!!! We have a chat about the first 4 movies in the Mission Impossible franchise, Killing Eve, and what car I think Lorde drives.

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] I found a website that's perfect for talking about using my favourite phrase "correlation does not imply causation"....it's getting statistical x We also have a Meryl Streep fun facts segment and for some reason I tell a story from my tennis days?? Idk at this point

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] Soooo a few days ago I came across these INTERESTING dating profiles from the official Bachelorette socials and I knew I simply had to talk about them.....and a 10-15min main channel vid was simply not enough so here's an episode going through the profiles xxx  tfw you just wanna watch a movie indoors </3

For this week's episode I'm talking about a bunch of recent happenings - namely Lasagnagate and the haunted vintage store. Also for this week's eDuCaTiOnAl segment I'm talking about Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend EP with 25 versions of the same song and also Hello Kitty lyrics

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] This week its all about F A S H I O N! I talk a lil about my ratty high school fashion and slightly less tragic university fashion, and then we do a deep dive on Met Gala themes from the last 25 years. Doesssss anyone have a spare $30,000 so I can attend next year? ta xx

About 6 months ago I q-worded from my corporate job so I thought it would be fun to tell some stories from my time in the machine xxx

My sister has graciously graced us with her presence this week and we talk about a bunch of things, including skincare, bubble tea and drive thru anxiety. 

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] Since I'm in Perth for a couple weeks the stars aligned and I managed to convince one of my friends to come on the podcast and talk about something I mention a lot on my main channel - the 2011 Italian tour. So here's an in depth discussion about everything that happened....I think it's fair to say I wouldn't have a yo...

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] We made it to 25 episodes!! For this week's episode I'm talking about a bunch of girlbosses girlbossing around town - Addison Rae, Bimini, Lil Nas X, Emma Chamberlain, the ship stuck in the canal etc etc etc.....

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] Mega rich people are once again on thin ice!! For this week's episode I talk about the college adminssions scam, my heinous haircut and the Drag Race UK finale. Also, CONTROVERSIALLY I am NOT wearing the usual podcasting outfit (society collapsed). 

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] For this week's episode I am once again talking about Miss Conglomerate herself - Disney! All about the camp villains and worldwide takeover.......and Fortnite skins. This episode is a bit all over the place because I had a large coffee on a relatively empty stomach so apologies in advance xx

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] After a hard week of existing it is now time for us to reflect on the supreme brain cell musings of our modern day philosophers Ke$ha, Justin Bieber, the Black Eyed Peas (and everyone else). My personal favourite is the Ed Sheeran Shrek line, it really triggers my fight or flight response which technically counts as exercise. Let me know...

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] This episode we're going through all of Lady Gaga's albums and rating every song (as hard as it sounds lol) and I also found some info about each of the albums/eras. Lady Gaga is one my favourite artists ever so this was a lot of fun!

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] This episode we're having a quirky deep dive into Pretty Little Lars season 1. PLL is one of those shows that I get totally wrapped up in (see also: LOST, Heroes etc) and I couldn't resist the chance to talk about it for 40 minutes. We have a look at the ridiculous plot lines and relationships and just general clownery on screen...

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] For this week's episode I'm talking about my university experience, basically exposing myself as a big nerd. I discuss what I studied, talked about being 17 at university (lol) and tell some stories!! 

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] This week we're making moneyyyyyyy TEAM!! Have been getting a few requests for this so I did some research on cryptocurrencies, blockchain and bitcoin and this shit is wild lmfao. Computers are kinda doing the most. I struggle to comprehend money being real in general so imagine the struggle when the money isn't real AT ALL. Any...

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon !] For this week's episode we're talking about something super scary and outrageous, THE OCEAN. I don't trust her!! I know she's hiding something!! You also get a recap of some moments from my high school sport carnival highlight reel, which will explain my feelings towards to big bodies of water x