I Only Like You and Movies

Please, if you're going to see an amazing musical, do you want people kicking your seat and checking their phones in front of you? Lonnie and Senaai don't. And if you're going to make a new Star Wars film, do you have to make it so poorly? Lonnie and Senaai don't think so either. Spoilers galore for Rogue One, but you've already seen it anyway haven't you? Probably liked it as well. That's fair en...

If Senaai had to rate her favourite things, Mario (and Yoshi) would probably be very close to the top. Well made adult dramas with Michael Keaton like "The Founder" would be similarly placed on Lonnie's list. And, let's face it, so would Maccas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Daytime TV is a conspiracy to punish the old and unemployed. The only respite Lonnie and Senaai have found is House Hunters, a beacon of hope amongst piles of poop. They've also found "Manchester By The Sea" which is the funniest sad movie you'll ever watch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Senaai and Lonnie love each other, but even though probably don't need a joint Facebook account. Like, if you want to, that's fine, but what are you hiding? Lonnie certainly isn't hiding his love for Ben Affleck's and his new movie "The Accountant" although they're both not quite sure what to make of an autistic action hero. Probably good? Problematic at least. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Don't go changing an S to a Z in your business name and expect Lonnie to like it. But make a great film about true love and overcoming prejudice like "A United Kingdom" and Lonnie and Senaai will always love it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie and Senaai look back at 2016 tell you which films you should have liked and which ones you should have hated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So it turns out Halal Snack Packs are a great meme but they're actually gross. And it also turns out Arrival is one of the best films of 2016. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If there's one thing Senaai loves, it's Christmas. If there are two things Senaai loves, they are Christmas and Harry Potter. Unfortunately both of her true loves have been more than a little disappointing recently. Spoilers for "Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them" (although you should have seen it by now, surely). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie and Senaai recently had a very frustrating day at the new North Lakes shopping centre, which is so busy now it's basically a warzone. They also saw "Hacksaw Ridge" which is about a real warzone, and kind of made an annoying guy with a trolley and an overcrowded lolly shop seem not that bad after all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

STOP EVERYTHING AND LISTEN TO THIS EMERGENCY PODCAST ABOUT THE BEST FILM OF 2O16, NAY, OF ALL TIME, OR BETTER STILL, JUST GO SEE "LA LA LAND" RIGHT NOW. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Senaai would like everyone to know that a food court is not a restaurant and should not be treated as such. Lonnie would like everyone to know that "Nocturnal Animals" is a crazy movie by the suits guy, Tom Ford. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Lonnie and Senaai tackle the big issues like: Are shoes clothes? How far from the beach is it okay to not wear clothes? And why is Michael Fassbender so amazing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie had his birthday but once again it was marred by stray dogs. But we did go to watch "Doctor Strange" which was a perfectly fine movie but is that enough these days? Stay tuned for a lot of talk about Marvel super hero movies because nobody else has ever done that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well it's gone and happened and there's nothing we can do now. But maybe watching a fantastic film like "Their Finest" can make things a little better. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you want to hold a really bad garage sale, don't listen to this episode. If you want to throw the best garage sale ever, you've come to the right place, as Senaai and Lonnie decree their best tips and tricks on how to sell your old shit. They also watched "The Girl on the Train" which was fine, I guess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie blow's Senaai's mind with a revelation about u-turns - this is big. Senaai loves Murwillumbah's Regent Cinema although the rest of the town is a little less exciting. And they review Jason Bateman's wonderful film, "The Family Fang"If you're ever nearby, check it out! Tell them we sent you. http://www.cinemaregent.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Senaai has had enough of superfluous commemorative days and would very much like to be in charge of deciding what deserves a whole day's dedication. What won't be on top of the list is the new Tim Burton film which was... eh... all right. Not as good at the book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie was inadvertently hit by a water pistol and Senaai was ordered to kiss him by a little girl - needless to see it's been a big week. Edward Snowden and Louis Theroux probably had big weeks as well, considering they've been involved in some pretty great movies. Turns out the government spying on you is bad and antagonising Scientology is good bloody drama. Who knew? Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Lonnie gets a few stories off his chest about a very strange coach terminal, while Senaai's height yet again causes her to not be able to see something, this time Brisbane's Riverfire, which wasn't really worth it anyway. And we both agree Woody Allen's latest film, Cafe Society, is one of his best. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another look at the upcoming Byron Bay Film Festival, this time at some excellent home grown (pun intended) documentaries. Lonnie and Senaai do their street cred no good by revealing they know nothing about drugs and also look back at one of the most ridiculous court cases about one of the best Australian songs. The festival program is now available at http://bbff.com.au/ - get along to Byron Bay...

Lonnie bitterly recounts a story about some stupid (presumably) first year university students who brought hot chips into a computer room while Senaai gushes over her new favourite movie, The Secret Life Of Pets. They are both confused about how and why Kevin Hart became so popular and Sam makes a surprise appearance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In another very special episode, Lonnie and Senaai review some more spectacular short films from the Byron Bay Film Festival. Please don't break our hearts by not attending. Details here: bbff.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a very special episode, Senaai and Lonnie forgo complaining about the world to preview some exciting new short films from the Byron Bay Film Festival. The 2016 festival runs from October 14-23 and if you want to be considered a "cool cat" who is "down with the kids" like Lonnie so obviously is, you have to get along. Details here: http://bbff.com.au/Over the next few weeks we'll be previewing a...

Lonnie encounters a bus driver with selectively bad attitude while Senaai deals with a purposefully bitchy Centrelink automated response. Unfortunately the new David Brent movie isn't that great and Lonnie reveals his love for Steve Merchant. Don't worry Corey, you're still my favourite. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lonnie and Senaai try to talk about the social contract but end up just talking about how people should live with their mistakes and how all babies should sign documents as soon as they're born. They also spend way too much time discussing their new imaginary friend, Bob, and review "Tickled" but don't say anything about it. It's better this way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...