I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

Here we go again, folks! It's time for Archie to rally "The Town" to save Riverdale for some inexplicable reason. But this is what we're doing, so we're here to help you break down Percival's clearly nefarious motivations, the dubious nature of the gang's  superpowers, the waste of time that is and has always been the Blossoms, and why opening a casino in a town historically plagued by greed, corr...

Let's be honest, we've all thought to ourselves at some point, "Hey. You know what would fix this toxic relationship? Polygamy. And if that doesn't work, there's always murder." No? Just this movie? Deep Water, starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, is 75% a very explicit How-NOT-To guide on navigating relationships and 25% a snail documentary, and if that doesn't convince you to check out this ep...

Keeping up with Riverdale this season feels like a full-time job. Episode 7 lays A LOT of groundwork, and given what we've seen so far, things could literally go ANYWHERE at this point. For now, we're focused on processing Hiram's alleged death, figuring out what the hell Nana Rose and Abigail are up to, and trying to predict exactly what the HELL is going on with TBK. (Special thanks to Lisa's de...

Ready or not -- Riverdale is back! In this aptly titled episode, some characters develop supernatural abilities, some characters die (maybe??), and some characters just aren't themselves anymore if ya know what we mean. We're very nervous about where the rest of Season 6 is going at this point but let's find out together! Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch...

The Woman in the Window is one of five movies nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award in 2022...but does it deserve that title? We compare the movie to the book and discuss what worked and what didn't and tackle the larger question of whether or not the Rear Window genre of thriller movies is played out. It's a very reasonable 100 minutes (or 90 minutes, if you're Dawn), so check this one out and l...

If you are one of the millions who endured this 135-minute assault on eyes, ears and quality of life, we see you and we salute you. And we also want to remind you that therapy exists and can help you. (And if that doesn't work, there's always alcohol.) Julia Fox will tell you that she was the muse for this obscenely terrible movie, but we're pretty sure the muse was actually a flaming bag of crap....

We like to think of Canada as a friendly and peaceful country, but that is NOT the experience of this week's movie, Good Neighbours. There's cat murder, human murder and just general murder of hope and faith in humanity, so we actually don't recommend watching this one for a good time. Or any kind of time, really. But if you want to know all the gruesome details without putting yourself through th...

We're ending our month of love with a BANG. Like...a LOT of banging. We watched 365 Days, the occasionally sexy but deeply troubled cousin of Fifty Shades of Grey, and IT. IS. WILD. This movie has it all: aggressive blow jobs, a dangerous mobster with a heart of gold (or at least a penis of gold), and somehow more than one parallel to classic Disney movies. We already can't wait for Part 2 (rumore...

This is it, everyone -- the best movie we've done so far. Our month of timeless love stories continues with Killer Sofa. You're in for a WILD ride that includes occult/voodoo rituals, deeply disturbing masturbation scenes and an impressively agile murderous recliner. If you have not watched this movie yet, it is a MUST SEE.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswa...

We're kicking off our three-week Valentine's Day celebration with a nostalgic teen slasher movie from Dawn's past! This is VALENTINE, starring late 90s/early 2000s heartthrob David Boreanaz and some other people we don't quite care about as much. If anyone is out there thinking that romance is dead...well, we (and this movie) couldn't agree more.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:...

Pop the Champere, it's finale time! Join us one last time as we sing Sylvie's praises, dump on Emily's consistently piss-poor decisions, and sharpen our pitchforks to take down Madeline, the Wicked Witch of the Western Hemisphere.     Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatc...

Please sign our petition to make Emily in Paris all about Sylvie! We are officially obsessed with her journey this season and watching her handle her personal drama with such poise and strength is a welcome vacation with Emily's hot mess of a situationship. In addition to gushing about Sylvie, we discuss the stigma of age differences in relationships, the art of ghosting, and Dawn shares a very in...

Not going to lie, these mid-season episodes of Emily in Paris were boring AF. Sure, we get to know Alfie a little bit more but we also see Emily continue to lie to herself and everyone else about her feelings for Gabriel which is starting to drive us bananas. If there's one thing we can say at this point, it's that we're two episodes closer to to end.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow u...

We know what you're thinking -- an hour is a LONG time to discuss just two episodes of Emily in Paris. But don't worry! A large part of today's episode involves Dawn interrogating Lisa about her potato preferences, a resurrection of our own personal relationship traumas, and no leeks are left behind!

I Hate It, Let's Watch It is back to bring you another year of beautiful dumpster fires, starting with Season 2 of Emily in Paris! Patience is already running thin after witnessing the shenanigans of these first two episodes, so please come on this journey with us because misery loves company.

Here at I Hate It, Let's Watch It, we are well aware of the multitudes of terrible Christmas movies being produced by Hallmark and Lifetime and pretty much every streaming service around. We could have picked a movie where a nutcracker comes to life or a career-driven woman learns that falling in love with her high school sweetheart is more important than personal success, but WE DARED to think ou...

It's the 100th episode of Riverdale, and this episode has all the hallmarks of a classic Riverdale shitshow -- obscure character reappearances, mass confusion, a murder mystery, and a needlessly complicated plot resolution. We attempt to break it all down for you before we take a well-deserved vacation from Riverdale until March 2022. Thanks for coming on this crazy ride with us!

If you like terrible period costumes/hair/dialogue and a classic body swap spell, you're going to love this week's episode of Riverdale! Unfortunately, we hate all of those things so we were straight-up not having a good time, bro. On the bright side, this is the penultimate episode of the Rivervale event, and that light at the end of the tunnel is getting brighter, so join us as we muddle through...

There are only so many times we can say how terrible this 5-episode special event is, so this week's recap is a little short. But we still manage to cover each and every mind-boggling moment, from Pop Tate dropkicking the Devil out of the diner to Veronica's cringey musical performance (if there's one thing we can count on in both RiverDale and RiverVale, it's disappointing musical performances)....

It's legitimately scary how bad this five-episode event of Rivervale is. Is that what they were getting at by naming this second episode Ghost Stories? Join us in breaking down each of the three spooky vignettes being told this week and if anyone can answer the question of if ANY of this matters, we'd love to hear from you.

Five seasons of chaotic nonsense couldn't even prepare us for the insanity that was Riverdale's Season 6 premiere. In this episode, we do our best to explain the alternate universe of Rivervale, from its pagan rituals and blood sacrifices to bug hauntings and inexplicable baby fever. Tip for making this process less painful -- drink every time we say we're confused.

Dawn and Lisa break down the Riverdale Season 6 "5-Episode Event" promo trailer shot for shot and speculate about what nonsense awaits us all in the coming weeks.

We're not sure how a movie about catching a dangerous serial killer before he kills again could be so freakin' boring, but Midnight in the Switchgrass managed to hit that mark hard. In a nutshell, Bruce Willis should be ashamed of himself, and all the hype surrounding Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly still wasn't enough to save this film from being super terrible.

It's spooky season! Join us as we struggle through James Wan's latest contribution to the horror genre, Malignant. We also discuss the scariest movies we've ever seen and decide which movie with questionable logic to tackle next! Happy Halloween!

It has been a long road, but we made it to the Season 5 finale! There was a town hall meeting, a graduation party, couples getting together...and of course plenty of arson, murder attempts, dead bodies discovered, hilarious 19th century costumes, and a brand new reason for Cheryl to be the single most unlikeable character this show has to offer. Thanks for sticking with us this season! We'll be ba...