I Don't Like Mondays

Good lord. Nearly a hundred. Can you imagine? You can't? Good! You don't have to! There's been a bit of a delay (bronchitis, terrible, screaming depression), but now we're back and with absolutely no drop in professionalism or quality. Wonderful stuff. We talk about rollercoasters (again), Yuna is naughty (again) and mental health is discussed (also again). It's practically a clip show, it what it...

Cor, a sequel! But to an episode! Not a strip! What a thrill! This week: Cat has hayfever, the death of the author is discussed, we have some thoughts about Street Fighter, and wonder why a giraffe is on a boob. We also actually disagree over the contents of a Garfield comic! Is Cat correct? Or is Guy gright? Let us know! We also talk about LARP, emotional reslilance, and, once more, media literac...

Ahahahahahah this episode is over two hours long ahahahahaa oh no. Today's Garfstravaganza* is an inadvertent bumper episode! We talk about, in no specific order, Mad Max, cleaning the kitchen, experiencing America as a giant theme park, therapy, and dental work. Plus rejection sensitivity and the agonising horror of asking to be paid for creative endeavours. Then we talk about Garfield. But also...

Ahh yeah, it's time for another delightful glorp of sounds directly from our mouths to your ears. Give them a wash, yeah? You could grow potatoes in that. In this week's episode, we have an extended discussion of analogue horror, forteana, and the underwhelming experience of considering a bigfoot. We think about the ghosts that live in telephone networks, consider the unexpected lack of importance...

Oh by heck it's been a while! Once again, Guy has been Extremely Depressed, which makes talking about Garfield practically impossible! But! Things have improved! As they can and do! So here we are! This episode covers: Telling people canvassing for Tory MPs that they should be ashamed of themselves! Advertising as a blight on the landscape! Rollercoasters! Appreciating the small successes in life!...

Much like cross-country snooker, it's been a long break, but here we are! We've battled depression and terrible NHS waiting times, and emerged only slightly scathed, and ready to hoot noise into your earholes for almost an hjour and a half. Hooray! This week: Rollercoasters, fear of heights, a birthday, freeze-dried hotdogs, and a cat as what doesn't like summer. Podcast! September 20, 1978 https:...

Ohhhhhh yeah. Are YOU the king of the swingers? Good for you. None of my business. In this episode we discuss passive-aggressive Bop-Its, enjoy a round of American Thesaurus Quiz, Cat attempts a cryptic crossword clue, and, finally, Guy and Cat land upon a potentially life-changing discovery. NOW. Here's a thing. When you're exactly 56 minutes in, pause the podcast, have a think, and guess what th...

Aye up, me ducks. It's another episode of everyone's favourite Garfield podcast! This issue we relitigate cheesemouth, once again call for siezing the means of production, and enjoy an extended digression regarding Guy's lived experience as a deep-sea fisherman. Then, in a shocking turn of events, we discuss a Garfield comic of load-bearing canonical importance. https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1...

Episode 91! Can you even imagine?! I don't need to, because I LIVED it. And you can too! Vicariously! With a dog collar and everything! In this episode we explore the logistsics of a new office cleaning venture, Yuna the Kitten appears and purrs into the microphone, hotdog water wine is considered, and a Garfield is taken to a vet. Podcasts, baby, AWOOOOO (wolf howl) September 17, 1978 https://www...

We have faced parents, food poisoning, and a trip to Sheen, and we've lived to tell the tale. It's another episode of a very sensible Garfield podcast, and once again we urge our listeners to sieze the means of prodction, workshop how to use a Frankenstein in order to run an insurance scam, and very briefly lament the death of the inventor of poptarts. Then, with the grim inevitability of spilling...

Rowing? Solved it. Sports encouragement? Done. Chimpanzee bus conductors? Don't even worry about it, we've got it covered. Well. Obviously DO worry if there is a chimpanzee bus conductor, that would be terrible, I mean "don't even worry about it" in a "we're discussing it so you dont't have to" kind of way. We also talk about Guy's terrible underwear, going "phwoar" at a gladiator, and, eventually...

Two months! Nearly two months! Hello beloved listeners, we're back! We've fought illness, dissertations, another illness, a Christmas, Wales, and Getting a Kitten, and we've lived to tell the tale! That's right. It's time for another hour-long, in-depth Garfield review podcast episode! In this week's episode we talk about cars (not like that), cats (like that), anxiety, paganism, and, briefly, can...

Ahh yeah, that's right; it's podcast time, you funky hunkers. In today's Garfield review podcast, we discuss the dissapointing lore-first approach of Ghostbusters Afterlife, the fundamental goodness of humanity, and explore a deep-dive of a horse. Also there's a cat that likes lasagna - can you even imagine such a thing??? https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/13 September 13, 1978

Oh goodness it has been a while, hasn't it? Hello folks! We're back on our bullshit after a couple of months of repeated breakdowns and generally bad body and brain times. Sozcopters. Still, we're here now. In this episode we rank Christmas treats, Guy gets raked over the coals for Being Weird, and Cat starts her Transformers youtube channel. Quick content note: we do talk about losing a pet at th...

Recording half an episode then another episode straight after? What madness is this? THIS madness is what this is! Today we talk about the logistical difficulties of making a Wotsit from scratch, Catherine develops a tshirt idea, and we discuss the benefits of being a stubborn git in the face of attempted social engineering. We also talk about siezing the means of production slightly more than you...

Well this is a strange one. A big old chat about neurodivergence (quelle surprise) interrupted by a "short break" because Cat had a meeting to attend. Then...SEVERAL DAYS PASS. We completely lose our line of thought (of course) and Cat is incandescent with rage at the comments because we recorded the rest before she'd had breakfast. Also, at the very end, there is a Grundle Moment (TM). My GOD we...

Ahh yeah. This week we talk about Bad Bowel Movements, Cryptic Crossword classes, divining meaning from a text, and then have an extended discussion about where personal responsibility falls in a world where The Algorithm is so powerful. We also take a SUDDEN BREAK about 50 minutes in, then return and argue for a solid 45 minutes about when and how one should expect active critical thinking from t...

Here we go again! An episode of a Garfield review podcast. This week's comic is actually about a third charming, which makes a delightful change. In this episode we discuss mushroom favourites, Guy briefly does an impression of Ancient Greek warriors (not a good one), and yet more Neurodivergence Chat. Ticking ALL the boxes you'd expect from a Garfield podcast. PLUS, we read out a listener's lette...

Oh yeah, it's this again. Your weekly dose of HIGH CULTURE and ROBUST THINKS. In this episode, Guy does a pitch-perfect impression of Immortan Joe, a game of charades is played, and Cat and Guy discuss whether trousers can be found near fire engines, and whether using the pole really is more efficient than just walking to a room. Spoiler warning: It definitely is. https://www.gocomics.com/garfield...

In which we discuss the worst foods to eat as if they were an ice-cream, Guy tells us his experience of being on the picket lines for the first time, Consequences are explored, and Cat can't quite work out why Guy doesn't want to watch her fight a stranger. There's also a Garfield comic, which we actually rather enjoy. https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/06 September 06, 1978

We did it! We recorded an episode! Oh boy it's been a hot minute, but we're now PRIMED AND READY to avoid talking about Garfield for upwards of an hour! In this episode we discuss theme parks, how to do a good Igor voice, and spend a surprising amount of time workshopping a commercial for bum medicine for Draculas. September 05, 1978 https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/05

September 04, 1978 Oh it's been a while! Hello! Here we are again, this time with added audio issues! I very much hope this sounds tolerable, and we do welcome your feedback, but the thing is, my microphone went Bonk so we're kinda winging it at the minute. Anyway. In this episode, Guy comes out of the gate at full speed, much to Catherine's chagrin, we discuss the strange expectations of boomer p...

September 03, 1978, https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/03 Do we need to end the podcast now? Guy and Cat have more clown school thoughts, Guy's "unique" sense of humour is shown to fail in real time, and a warm cat cosplays as his owner. If you want a Garfield podcast that's significantly more about clown school than Garfield, you've some to the right place.

September 02, 1978. Guy has spent a week undergoing one of the most psychologically-draining experiences of his life and so, in this episode, we talk about it a bit. Can Catherine consider the concept of a "well-respected" clown without bursting out laughing? How do you learn to fail when you've avoided it your entire life? Where are the weighing scales? All these questions and more are explored i...

September 01, 1978 https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/01 Episode 75! We're into a whole new month! September! And what joys await us? An absolute nothing of a strip, is what. This episode is a review of Altron Towers, further thoughts on clown school, and what is basically an extended therapy session as Guy confesses that he fakes his screams on rollercoasters. You know. Stuff you'd usually...