Horror Movie Talk

We watched House of 1000 Corpses and were impressed by the use of stock footage and new footage made to look like fucked out stock footage.  @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/OiRQOpC0nhg Synopsis House of 1000 Corpses is the story of some 20 somethings on a road trip around the US on a mission to find gas...

Are you ready for our take on the biggest scam horror movie of 2023? We break down this low effort film with a low effort episode of horror movie talk. We hope Sharon, Lois, and Bram would be happy. Synopsis IMDB gives the following synopsis for Skinamarink: Two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father is missing, and all the windows and doors in their home have vanished. T...

We went and saw M3gan and were shown what would happen if you allowed a robot to raise your child. Also, there was a crazy rich Asian in it! @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/BRb4U99OU80 Synopsis A hot robotics engineer, Gemma ( Allison Williams ) strikes paydirt when her sister and brother in-law die and she...

You know that SNL sketch were it was a trailer for a slasher movie directed by Wes Anderson? Yeah, well this was pretty close. Synopsis White Noise tells the story of a blended family led by Jack and Babette as they experience the joy and terror of academia, man-made disasters, and supermarkets. This film is categorized as a comedy/drama/horror , and if it’s one of those things, I guess it’s all o...

We watched John Carpenter’s Christine and were treated to some good, old fashioned, car calendar porn. @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/0Xq75RR7otQ Synopsis A nerdy young man named Arnie ( Keith Gordon ) finds his soulmate in a 1958 Plymouth Fury. He rebuilds the car and in-turn rebuilds himself as a confiden...

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In the most accurate portrayal of a girls high school locker room, we are treated to the wonders and horrors of puberty. Girls experience changes in their body such as menstruation and telekinetic powers, and boys get hard. Synopsis In this film adaptation of Stephen King’s first novel, Carrie White (Sissy Spacek) is a super sheltered teenage girl being raised by a religious fanatic mother while g...

We watched Hatchet on Tubi and were treated to one of the most generic comedic slashers I’ve ever seen in my entire life. @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/9wiSir2Cs18 Synopsis Twenty somethings are in New Orleans and decide it will be fun to go on a haunted swamp tour.  What they don’t realize is that th...

Have you ever fallen in love with a car? Like really fallen in love with a car? Well take that lust and combine it with a horror movie, and you get Titane. Synopsis Titane is about a lot of things. I mean, what isn’t Titane about? It’s not quite a Tit, and it’s not quite an Ane, but maaaan…so to answer your question, I dunno. Just kidding, it’s about the worlds most famous female auto show twerker...

We went and saw The Menu, and were plated with a heaping helping of comedy drenched in satire, smothered in secret sauce. @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/Kx55Rkynhtk Synopsis One of the world’s most prestigious and private restaurants is located on an island where access is as limited as the invites. A young...

People are strange when you’re a stranger. This week we review The Strangers. Why? Because we were home. Synopsis A young couple comes home late after a friend’s wedding. Kristen, played by Liv Tyler, and James, played by Scott Speedman, appear distraught despite the obvious preparations for a romantic evening at home. We learn that their evening has been ruined by a failed proposal, and the...

We watched Dashcam on Hulu and got treated to the best 67 minutes of comedy laced terror wrapped in found footage goodness since Creep . @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/uOqHr1bC7iw Synopsis Annie Hardy is the talented host of her own stream called Band Car. Band Car is the internet’s #1 live improvised...

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When you’re smiling the whole world smiles at you. Maybe not in this case, but most of the resto of the time. Synopsis Dr. Rose Cotter, a workaholic psychiatrist at a busy hospital, sees a troubled patient that complains of hallucinations of people with creepy smiles terrifying her every waking moment. Initially Dr. Cotter doesn’t believe the young woman, but when the same phenomenon begins...

We watched Terrifier 2 and were treated to a homage to 80’s slashers with a runtime of a Lord of the Rings movie. @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/6KkONLf_ZKU Synopsis A year after his original massacre, Art the Clown ( David Howard Thornton ) returns to terrify Miles County. This time instead of killing rand...

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If you’re ready for a howlin’ good time, look no further than Dog Soldiers. The setup of a group of soldiers provides an ideal level of character development and werewolf fodder in this 2002 monster movie. Synopsis In the highlands of Scotland, a group of soldiers are deployed in a training mission. Before long they stumble across the scene of another squad that has been ripped apart b...

We watched Critters (1986) and were taken on a nostalgia trip the likes of which only an  80’s horror movie can deliver. @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/9V3YGz-u2Ts Synopsis Critters is a fun and simple story about a slew of terrifying little Krites and their escape from prison asteroid sector 17, the bounty hunt...

The long reign of terror is over. Or is it…? It is. Hopes were high after Halloween 2018, but each installment got progressively worse, until finally, Halloween Ends. Synopsis The town of Haddonfield, IL is on edge from the previous Halloween’s rampage from Michael Myers. Not in a way that gets them to be safer or demand justice, but mostly in a way that makes them irrationally blame Laurie...

Wanna watch the grossest movie out there but don’t wanna do it alone? Allow our quips to keep you company in this Human Centipede 2 commentary track! Happy Halloween! If you had been on Patreon you would have had access to this months ago!

We watched Hellraiser (2022) and were reminded of a series which has virtually infinite potential and has fallen from grace, and risen like Lazarus to raise heck again. @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/oUlgwJNdu2I Hellraiser can be found on Hulu in their formidable Huluween selection Synopsis Riley ( Odessa A...

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A tight premise excellently executed by one of the Whitest Kids You Know. This taut thriller ramps up to a wacky exploitational movie in such a unique way, it left me grinning from ear to ear. https://youtu.be/1rymTj1BGzY Synopsis Tess, played by Georgina Campbell , travels to Detroit to interview for a job. When she arrives in the middle of the night at her Airbnb rental, she discovers that it is...

We watched The Mummy from 1999 with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz and were reminded of a simpler time, when unlimited double handguns were the solution to all of life’s little problems. @dgoebel00  on Instagram provided this amazing artwork. Follow him and check out his  website . https://youtu.be/fZE8jD6fiZg Synopsis In a story as old as time, grave robbing, gold digging, westerners i...

Howdy pardners and pardnettes, it’s time to join the rodeo and review Bone Tomahawk. It’s going to be a rootin tootin good time. Artwork by Dustin Goebel. Follow @dgoebel00 on instagram. Synopsis In the sleepy old west town of Bright Hope, it is anything but, as the town doctor is kidnapped by a band of indigenous cave dwellers that even the (other?) Native Americans think are savages....