Hoppy Thoughts

We finally did it. The complete Resident Evil franchise lore breakdown — RE0 through RE Village — in one episode. Every game, every virus strain, every villain with a god complex, and every plot twist that made us pause and say "wait, what?" We cover the Progenitor Virus, Umbrella's rise and fall, Albert Wesker's entire arc, the Mold, the Winters family saga, and everything in be...

The premise is simple: find the funniest content on the internet, watch it together, and don't laugh. The execution is a disaster. Every episode, we go through videos, clips, posts, and moments that have absolutely no business being as funny as they are — and we do our level best to stay stone-faced through all of it. We never make it. Dry commentary, genuine suffering, and a running body coun...

Sports have rules. Most of them make sense. Some of them absolutely do not — and we are here for it. This week we're diving into the weird, the wacky, and the "wait, that's actually a rule?" side of sports history. From obscure regulations that somehow made it into official rulebooks to the man who turned chaos into a business strategy, this episode has it all. That man? Bill Vee...

A research paper dropped last month and somehow managed to spook Wall Street, rack up 16 million views on X, and get Michael Burry posting "and you think I'm bearish." We're talking about Citrini Research's "The 2028 Global Intelligence Crisis," a wildly viral piece of financial writing framed as a memo from two years in the future, where unemployment is sitting at...

In this episode, we're diving into two of the internet's most obsessed-over mysteries — the Dyatlov Pass incident and the bizarre string of missing persons cases in America's national parks. What really happened to nine experienced hikers in the Soviet mountains in 1959? And why do so many people vanish without a trace in places they should be safe? We break down the wildest theories,...

What happens when you drop Chet into wildly unhinged, hyper-specific fight scenarios against some of the most dangerous animals on the planet? In this episode, the premise is simple but the circumstances are anything but. Chet is asked whether he could defeat various animals in hand-to-hand combat — but every scenario comes with bizarre environmental twists, strange handicaps, and cinematic levels...

In this Black History Month episode, we tell the complete story of Jesse Owens — from his childhood in Alabama and upbringing in Ohio, to his record-breaking college career, and ultimately his historic performance at the 1936 Berlin Olympics. Owens didn’t just win races — he changed global perception. Competing in Nazi Germany in front of Adolf Hitler and the world, he captured four Olympic gold m...

In this episode, we enter the internet’s most chaotic moral battleground: Reddit’s r/AmItheAsshole (AITA) — where strangers present their real-life conflicts and millions of people act as judge, jury, and sometimes unhinged executioner. We read a collection of the wildest, funniest, and most unbelievable AITA posts involving relationships, marriages, roommates, coworkers, friendships, neighbors, w...

Sink your teeth into this fin-tastic episode as we dive headfirst into all things shark. From pop culture “loan sharks” and celebrity name mashups to absurd wordplay and unexpected shark facts, this episode is equal parts clever, chaotic, and chummy. Whether you’re here for the jokes, the deep cuts, or just to vibe in shark-infested waters, we’re circling the topic from every angle. No cages. No c...

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the incredible story of Michael Larson, the legendary Press Your Luck contestant who famously cracked the game and changed television history forever. We break down how Larson figured out the pattern behind the show’s board, what his win meant for game shows moving forward, and why his story still fascinates fans of television, psychology, and probability...

In this week’s episode is a full-on grab bag of topics, opinions, and questionable takes. We kick things off by diving into the new food pyramid and what it means for how we’re supposed to be eating now—what changed, what stayed the same, and whether any of us are actually following it anyway. From there, we move into the world of unnecessary-but-fascinating tech with a discussion on AI-powered sh...

In this episode, we cover the rapidly unfolding situation in Venezuela, where a dramatic U.S. military operation in early January 2026 — Operation Absolute Resolve — involved coordinated airstrikes and the capture of President Nicolás Maduro and his wife. The raid has triggered international debate over legality, sovereignty, and regional stability, with Venezuela’s vice president named interim le...

In this episode, we head to Santa Claus, Indiana—a real town that turned Christmas into an identity. From its unusual origins and year-round holiday branding to the larger-than-life figures who shaped it, we explore how this small Midwestern town became a seasonal phenomenon. Along the way, we dive into quirky attractions, local legends, and the fine line between wholesome holiday cheer and calcul...

Christmas is meant to be full of joy, family, and holiday traditions—but sometimes it ends in a courtroom. In this episode, we explore the strangest lawsuits ever connected to Christmas, from famous legal battles over Christmas songs and movies to bizarre holiday accidents, stolen decorations, and festive pranks that spiraled into serious legal trouble. These are real cases where holiday cheer col...

In this episode, we dive into some of the strangest, most unexpected crimes ever committed on Christmas. From bizarre holiday heists to festive felonies that defy all logic, we explore the stories behind these unusual events and the motives that drove them. Join us as we unwrap real cases that range from comical to unsettling, reminding us that the holiday season doesn’t always bring out the best...

In this deep-dive holiday special, we explore the full history of Christmas—how it began, how it changed, and how it became one of the most celebrated holidays in the world. We start with ancient midwinter festivals like Yule and Saturnalia, looking at how early cultures used feasting, fire, and ritual to bring light to the darkest days of the year. From there, we trace how early Christians gradua...

In this episode, we dive into the wild world of banned toys — the dangerous, hilarious, and downright unbelievable creations that somehow made it onto store shelves. We break down why these toys were pulled, the stories behind the recalls, and which ones we actually played with growing up (oops). From explosive chemistry sets to toys sharper than they had any right to be, this episode is part nost...

In this episode of the Hoppy Thoughts Podcast, Will and Chet dive into the dramatic story of Earth’s most recent mass extinction event — the one that wiped out the dinosaurs and reshaped life on our planet forever. We break down what caused it, what survived, how long recovery took, and why scientists think we may be living through the early stages of another extinction today. From asteroid impact...

In this episode of the Hoppy Thoughts Podcast, Will and Chet shine a light on the Team Kentucky Emergency Relief Fund and why it matters. The boys trace the stock market’s winding origin story, from agricultural beginnings to the bot-driven digital present. The boys also shine a light on the Team Kentucky Emergency Relief Fund and why it matters. And to top things off, Chet steps into the arena of...

It’s our Halloween special, and we’re going straight into the heart of horror — Louisville’s own Waverly Hills Sanatorium. Once a tuberculosis hospital and now one of the most haunted places in the world, Will and Chet uncover the eerie history, spine-tingling stories, and a few laughs along the way.#HoppyThoughtsPodcast #WaverlyHillsSanatorium #HauntedPlaces #HalloweenSpecial #LouisvilleHaunts #G...

In this episode, the boys crack open one of the most infamous robberies in American history — The Lufthansa Heist. From the masterminds behind it to the bodies that started dropping afterward, we’re diving deep into the real-life crime that inspired Goodfellas and shook JFK Airport in 1978.We explore how the $6 million heist came together, the chaos that followed, and how the mob inevitably turned...

In this special bonus episode, the boys dive into the wild world of not-so-good online reviews of local to Louisville spots. We’re reading, roasting, and laughing our way through the most dramatic, over-the-top bar and restaurant reviews around town. Grab a drink, settle in, and join us as we uncover which spots deserve a second chance… and which might actually live up to their reputation.

In this episode of the Hoppy Thoughts Podcast, Will and Chet dive into the world of Japanese true crime — exploring one of the wildest, most fascinating Japanese serial killer Tsutomu Miyazaki. The boys close things out with some laughs as Chet blindly ranks which irritating characters he’d most like to hang out with at the bar.

Join us this week for another episode about funny American current events sound through the voice of a British broadcaster, find out the dark side behind the man who founded the Nobel prizes, and watch Will achieve greatness in this week's Wife Quiz!

Join us for episode two of the podcast where we enjoy beer owned by the Czech Republic, discuss a whole segment of life on this planet and Chet disappoints his wife and must suffer the consequences!