Hitchhikers and Appetizers

Termin Feckin is from a planet whose old-fashioned procreation industry is being threatened by mechanization.

Ethelexia comes from the Judgemental planet of Mertikewl in search of keychains to barter.

Chumway Funkenhauser The Third from somewhere in the Dunlop System is looking for something to sort of melt his brain.

Suhlayuh Merikantha is an astral projectionist from the planet Plarb who brings tales of life in the cul-de-sac of the universe.

Frangipan Blarkarwarnilum is a telepathic technologist from the planet Notax (formerly in the Quark Vortex Chasm) where they accidentally steal your ideas and sell the resulting technology to you.

Whasighah is from the party planet Flopeera where everyone has multiple mouths, each with a different personality.

Martia Larts has taken himself away from the planet Calgon in search of ideas for making it a more interesting tourist destination.

Ko FEE is an empathic engineer from the planet Dioretika in the Gestalt Nebula who gets in touch with our feelings.

Sessil Smabe takes a break from proudly delivering thank you notes on her home planet of Niptune to have a cozy chat [with us] about lunchboxes and eclairs.

Ffeeee is a repo man from Scantron II, a world where all decisions are made by the taking of standardized tests, and he’s looking for the Great Answer Key.

Chandelier is a Good Time Facilitator from Pleasurinda VI where they believe in survival of the prettiest!

Zinn Skenektikus Gardeen The 3000th comes from the universe that will arise after our universe meets its final end (after desert of course). It turns out that we’re a pretty big deal there.

We spend time with Glorpston “Glorpston” Glorpston, a noted writer of notes, and dedicated Frogball fan from the planet Shumptau.

Ed comes from Passivo VII, a planet he’d rather you not visit but you'll never find it thanks to its crafty disguise.

She’s a lizard lady from The Basket Of Imperium, and when she’s not ceremoniously tearing men apart who accidentally happen upon her planet, she’s traveling the universe trying to “borrow” their DNA to further her species.

Borazon Blokz tells us about his very serious home world of Partee II, and his efforts to prevent it from succumbing to the same fate as Partee I.

(temporarily) George Washington tells us of his home world Cosplaytorium where they base their entire culture on a different theme every month.

From the soul ooze of the Collective Hive Mind planet comes a lonely floating grey skull named Dan who wants to make friends!

Audromitron, “Audro”, Parsley takes a break from her vacation to charm and fluster your ignoble hosts with details of her home planet, Heptra, where life is based in co-centric circles.

An outlaw, whose current alias is The Scofflaw comes from the Unincorporated District Planet to try to sell us some real estate in the U.D.P.’s Alphabet Zone.

We meet Oshkosh, his son Begosh, and their ancestors who all share the same body as is the way on their home planet of Cardigan.

Bounty hunter Bart Haaahm, AKA The Haaahmur, from the LT Galaxy stops by in the midst of his ongoing pursuit of Carnies from the planet Carn.

Our guest Ted brings with her tales of comfort from her home planet of Sealyposturpediarama!

Sentinel 6, from the semi-planet Junctionarian tells us of his mission to help others to make bad decisions.

Frisk is from the planet Ohweeoh, where they walk backwards to go forward so they can see where they’ve been.