Hey Man, Nice Shirt

Nick throws Logan a bit of a curve ball to start this weeks episode.  Logan tries to talk about side effects and the boys have to circle back.  Nick finds a new elixir that promises 30 year old younger skin.  Turns out, he might be right.  The boys talk about the cultural differences between Starbucks and Dunkin, and Logan offers a skimpy alternative.  Is your piece from E...

Nick breaks down Elon Musk’s new Neuralink and does this divide the country more and create new ways to sexually harass people?  Elon, we’re asking you!!!   Nick goes ducking crazy.  Fun fact, khaki Campbell’s lay more than 280 eggs per year, each!  What animals would you like to see with human like hands?  Logan rants about the food at Six Flags; seriously, be better...

Shout out to Hector for FINALLY pulling the trigger!  And she said yes.   Nick hears about a suspicious death at a reptile farm and the boys speculate as to what and how it happened.  Logan provides an accurate explanation for what happened in Nick’s van.   Is Michael Rockefeller still alive, or was he immediately eaten on a strange island in the middle of the  Pacifi...

Logan is excited about the Masters as he opens the show with it.  Nick sprinkles in some historical “facts”.  The boys discuss what guys will do to hook up with that hot, and sometimes not, girl.  Nick brings in the celebrity “If they weren’t famous” game that includes, Harvey Weinstein, Rickey Gervais, Vanilla Ice, and Jamie Foxx.  The boys dive into dreams that will never com...

Yes, we know… It’s been many much days since you’ve hear our sultry voices.   We’re not canceled!!!   The boys address the absence and move right into their old shenanigans of not staying on topic.  They try to start with the slap heard around the world and Nick and Logan have a different take on Will Smith’s actions.  Nick wonders what Logan would do if he was a bank...

Nick is missing the attention from home and takes it out on the show. He’s confused about cured meat and looks like Logan for advice.   Logan does a live beer review on TickTok; was it worth it?  What is the size of the crew on sets of porn shoots?  Logan is frustrated with not being able to put things on his tab.  The boys talk about how their parents talk to them about s...

The boys open the show talking about the badassery that is the people of Ukraine, and take a moment to recognize the ongoing war.  They talk about the biggest difference between Lowe’s and Home Depot.  Logan tries to tell Nick about his neighborhood drama, and shocking, they keep getting distracted.  The boys open it up with some irrational thoughts on wheelchairs, bunions, and come...

Logan talks about watching some drivers make some left hand turns and is shocked that his youngest enjoyed the race.  Nick talks about being intermediate in all of the things and Logan calls him out.  Nick has some fun with a scammer named Anthony who just started his scamming career.  The boys talk about the war and how Canada and Mexico are too nice to invade.  Do animals get...

Nice.  Logan starts off addressing the lack of attention that he’s been giving to his beers, and promises he’ll be the same.   The boys talk about the developing Saget Saga, and how you can’t cancel Chapelle.   Nick worries about being drafted as the Russia incident hasn’t been resolved.  Logan realizes he’s safe from this conflict.  Logan get confused, and Nick...

Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there, and don’t forget, if you’re single, post that pic of your dog!  The boys start this week talking about Nick’s bowel obstruction and we want you to send us your stories!  Have you or a loved one been affected by a colonoscopy? We want to hear about it!  Nick talks about the conspiracy theories around the Denver Airport and Alex Jones...

The boys bring back the HMNS human of the weeks, and what a week to bring it back.  They start the show discussing the current state of affairs with Joe Rogan and how this effects us all.  Logan talks about SNL and what it must be like to be Katy Perry’s back up dancer.   Nicky gets tricky and figures out how to graduate college, possibly second in his class?  The boys tal...

Nick wants to know if Logan is a warlock and the boys try to finish some stories.   We learn that Nick thinks accents are hard and the boys talk about Sean Penn and his latest “controversial” statements.  The boys take a serious moment and talk about censorship and what that means for our future.   They agree that we need aliens or some minor conflict to help bring us all...

This week the boys can’t agree on much of anything.  The boys cook up a plan to eliminate the “red” ant and Logan says that he can beat Jordan in golf.  Nick shares what he’s doing when he’s not wearing his wedding ring and questions tweeting for the elderly.   The boys talk about what it must have took to change the calendar and how the Church of Ladder Day Saints started. &nb...

Logan is tardy this week and Nick can’t hold back.  Nick is confused on how hospitals work and almost calls the cops.  The boys discuss KFC’s new plant based chicken, and Nick struggles to make words happen.   Logan tells Nick about Drake’s new protocol for booty calls and the boys agree that NFT’s are not worth it.   Let us know how many “Romantic Butter” shirts you...

After the show, the boys learn of Bob Saget's untimely death and pay tribute to the iconic actor and comedian.   The boys start the show talking about the audition process for LA connection.  Nick can’t stop talking about a reporter with high heels that was VERY talented, and Logan is embarrassed about his resume.  The boys talk about NYE and Miley’s “slip” as well as Anderson Coope...

Welcome to 2022 where the handies are dry and Nick still wants to save Logan’s mom.  We start 2022 off reminding everyone to be better.  Nick questions life and explains how everyday scenarios could lead to “just ending it”.  Logan and Nick talk about what makes a good boob job and Logan disagrees with Mia Khalifa.  Nick tries to convince Logan that he’s eating a charcuterie bo...

Merry Christmas - Happy New year!!!   We discover that the English language is really hard as the boys stumble words out of their mouths.  Nick tries to figure out the logistics of the handy, and what Logan would do to get that co-staring role.  The boys talk about the differences between Bob Saget and Bill Cosby.  Nick starts a new game called - “most likely to” and we’re stil...

The boys come out hot again and start with not finishing a story about water parks and Logan’s trip to an airport bar.  Nick talks about ding dong ditching and why it’s not a cool trend anymore.  Logan breaks down the tickle defense and when you can use it.   Logan takes responsibly for a “creepy” incident, and Nick takes responsibility for hanging out at a homosexual bus stop....

This week the boys figure out if they could get away with murder.  Nick has a sip of some questionable water and tries to give a street walker some “home made cookies”.   Nick interviews Logan and tries to figure out were he was and if he did it? Nick tries to pitch “America’s Bucket List” only to realize that Bert Kreischer has already done exactly what he pitched.  The boys s...

Time to lotion up and get ready for this week as the boys debate powder or lotion.  Nick is shocked to learn that there are uncensored music videos.  Speaking of things caught on film - the boys discus the Alec Baldwin interview and they are a little divided.  Nick has some concerns about his up and cuming colonoscopy and Logan offers some advice.  Logan shares a sloppy joe’s s...

Yes, we’re tardy.  And yes, we might be sorry.  Happy turkey day! What was the point of the Sim's?  Nick asks Logan how his mom is and Logan shares a very accurate story about his mom on the range.  The boys talk about how bad ferrets smell and , Nick tries to guess Logan’s “estranged” Uncles name and is way off.  Do we think Meta is a good idea?  Nick pulls the epigl...

Nick comes out of the gate with some possible suggestions on how to practice for your big “downtown” moment.  Logan talks about the latest Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian relationship rumors and thinks that we can all agree that Kim was hot yesterday.  Nick talks about his son “piece shaming” and Logan promotes that this should be the next movement in society.  Nick also shares a s...

The boys talk about the proper way to eat a pizza, is it with a fork or bare handing that slice?  They both share their experience with earthquakes and shockingly, they’re naked.  Logan explains the difference between wedlock and wet-lock.  Nick has a soft pass on some buttermilk biscuit  legs. Nick tells Logan how much he enjoys Lugi’s soft, supple, buttery knots.  Logan...

The boys have some fun this week!  Nick opens up about his key to a successful start to a beautiful relationship.  Pro tip - FaceTiming your girl at 4am when you’re away at college to show her you’re throwing up and not hooking up, is the key to a lasting relationship.   Nick and Logan talk about what it takes to be a hero and Nick may have missed the mark.  The boys talk...

Nick comes out HOT with some grooming tips and some do’s and don’ts for “lasting” a little longer.  Nick and Logan talk about PETA and remind the world that they were the first to try to cancel people.  The boys talk about Logan’s wedding and Nick sheds some light on a wedding mystery from years gone by.  The boys discuss the Alec Baldwin situation and try figure out why Mark Zucker...