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Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty-Nine -- The Final Outtakes Episode of the First Season! Once again -- we're not trying to convince James to watch anything! We're giving you one more listen at cut banter from our first season. Enjoy, and Happy 2022! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty-Eight -- Another Outtakes Episode! This week -- we're not trying to convince James to watch anything! We're giving you a second peek behind the curtain at more cut banter from our first season. Enjoy! Hearts of Hot Shots! Part Deux -- A Filmmaker's Apology - Part 1 Hearts of Hot Shots! Part Deux -- A Filmmaker's Apology - Part Deux Logo design by:...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty-Seven: Sint (2010) Saint Saint Nick For our final regular episode of 2021, we're off to the Netherlands to deal with Sinterklaas. Along the way we'll tackle Black Pete, blackface, the stupidity of Columbus, and the best darn Santa-as-a-demon-zombie movie we've seen this year. Stay tuned after the episode to hear David Sedaris read "Six to Eight Bl...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty-Six: Christmas Icetastrophe (2014) We've got even more hot chocolate-scented candles here at HJWT, and we're not so wholesome this time. We're not entirely sure whether it's Christmas Icetastrophe or just Icetastrophe . We're not entirely sure the creators are either. Learn all about meteors, misers, and the makings of a Christmas movie. Logo...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty-Five: Pottersville (2017) It's the holiday season here at HJWT and we've gone entirely too wholesome. It's Michael Shannon, it's Ron Perlman, it's Ian McShane, it's Christina Hendricks, it's Judy Greer, and it's Pottersville . James doesn't know it yet, but this movie has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. We also have an epic end t...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty-Four: The Gentlemen (2019) Deception, Duplicity, and Double-Dealing! The theme this week was movie betrayals, so the boys return to London to say hi to our old friend Guy Ritchie. He's bringing his crew of usual suspects and throwing Matthew McConaughey and Colin Farrell into the mix. Untitled.txt grows ever wilder.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahi...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty-Three: The Last Knight (2017) Последний богатырь The Last Warrior Poslyedniy bogatyr The Last Bogatyr The boys are off to Russia this week for a dose of magic, folklore, fairy tales, and Russian Disney. Russ pulled a fast one because he knew James was the biggest fan of Slavic folklore.  A tight, tight race on untitled.txt continues.  A Brief History of Russian Folkl...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty-Two: Crank: High Voltage (2009) Twist villains? Don't mind if we do! On this episode the boys crown Jason Statham as the patron saint of this podcast with his sequel to the classic Crank . The man has brought us some of the most unnecessary movies, and he's damn sure not going to disappoint this time.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro v...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty-One: Rurouni Kenshin: The Beginning (2021) るろうに剣心 最終章 The Beginning It's too early for the holiday movies, so this week the boys are dealing with protagonists who switch sides. Time to dust off the ol' live-action anime adaptations as we follow everyone's favorite murder tornado Kenshin Himura as he transforms from the Battōsai into the pacifi...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Sixty -- Ma (2019) Well -- that's it for Spoopy Season. This week is the last chance for the boys to convince James, so we conclude the scares with Ma. If Octavia Spencer can't get James to watch this movie, it's safe to say Halloween will be ruined. BOO! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty-Nine -- What Lies Below (2020) We're back to our regular format and SPOOPY season continues with horror / mystery movies. The boys still haven't convinced James, so this week it's Mena Suvari and What Lies Below . You can also enjoy the most tragic Untitled.txt ever. BOO! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.y...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty-Eight -- The Void (2016) SPOOPY season continues with our first ever watch-along! James will give you a countdown and you can hit play along with us. You'll find the movie linked below. If you don't want to bother with all that, we also did all the work for you! The other link is to an already-rendered version of the movie with our voices MST3K style! Stay...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty-Seven -- Malignant (2021) SPOOPY season continues with horror / mystery movies. The boys are diving into the recent work of James Wan with Malignant . Along the way we're sure to talk about the early horror work of your favorite stars in Untitled.txt. So...boo, I guess? Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/k...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty-Six -- Galaxy of Horrors (2017) One and all, it is SPOOPY season, so the boys are kicking the month of October off with horror movies not set on Earth. This is also the first horror anthology movie we've had on this pod-kisst. So would you kindly follow us into all our darkest timelines? Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https:/...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty-Five -- OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006) OSS 117 : Le Caire, nid d'espions James wanted running gags, so James gets running gags. This week it's a French spy film spoof. Come see Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, and Michel Hazanavicius a full five years before they won precisely every Oscar for The Artist (2011). There's also a terrible history lesson...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty-Four -- Cruella (2021) James didn't like our last sympathetic villain, so we've got to try again. This week it's the prequel no one wanted -- Cruella. Emma Stone and Emma Thompson tear through the Disney fashion world all so we can find out why this lady wants to skin Dalmatians so much. No backstory shall remain untold. Logo design by: https://www.fiv...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty-Three -- Fahrenheit 451 (2018) Having conquered product placement, the boys move on to sympathetic villains. It's the adaptation of the Ray Bradbury classic you didn't read in high school, Fahrenheit 451 . No, not that adaptation -- this one has Michael B. Jordan and Michael Shannon. Frye also really wants to talk about Marble League 2021. Logo design by: h...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty-Two -- Bad Boys for Life (2020) This week -- movies with unnecessary product placement! If you're not caught up on the Bad Boys series, don't worry -- our boys still have you covered. The intrepid three are talking Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Joey Pants, and just so, so, so much product placement. Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voice...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty-One -- The Outtakes Episode! This week -- we're not trying to convince James to watch anything! We're giving you a peek behind the curtain at our cut banter from our first year. Enjoy! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us @heyjameswatch

Send us Fan Mail Episode Fifty -- Death Race: Beyond Anarchy (2018) This week -- movies with battling factions! If you're not caught up on the Death Race series, don't worry -- the boys have you covered. The boys are talking the 2010s spree of movies adapted from YA literature, our favorite Dannies, and art for art's sake. And the Death Race.  Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Forty-Nine -- Aniara (2018) It's once again time for movies not based on land! The boys are talking Sweden, inter-planetary cruises, existential terror, the void of space, and preachy movies. It's either a generational ship, or a purge! Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Forty-Eight -- The Meg (2018) It's time for movies not based on land! The boys are talking Jason Statham, Jason Statham's abs, megalodons, sharks larger than megalodons, and orca poison. So many missed opportunities... Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@gmail.com Follow us @he...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Forty-Seven -- Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop (2020) Is it rom-com? Is it anime? Yes it is. The boys are talking romance, anime, and all manners of weebiness. This movie is gorgeous and we can't think of a single reason you shouldn't see it. Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrocker heyjameswatchthis@g...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Forty-Six -- Jiu Jitsu (2020) Challenged with fantasy again, Russ and Frye take up the gauntlet. The boys are talking jiu jitsu, robot ninjas, comets, portals, and Nicolas Cage. This movie is even less of a fantasy, but when you have Tony Jaa it'll be fanciful enough. Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahits Intro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincroc...

Send us Fan Mail Episode Forty-Five -- Knights of Badassdom (2013) It's all things fantasy this week. The boys are talking LARP, magic spells, swordplay, and all associated nerdiness. This movie is barely a fantasy, but when you have Peter Dinklage, you score a lot of points.  Coping with Emotional Bleed During Roleplay By: Courtney Kraft https://geekandsundry.com/coping-with-emotional-bleed-...