HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

Poolhouse returns to the airwaves for a deeper investigation into not only the tragic death of , but the growing mysteries surrounding the investigation itself. Responding directly to critics who accuse him of defending the heinous crimes that David Burke is accused of, Poolhouse makes clear that his position is simple: true justice requires hearing the entire case before rushing to judgment — and...

Poolhouse is back and fired up, as he reviews some of the updates in both the Celeste Revas Hernandez and Rob & Michelle Reiner murder cases. Is it fair of Poolhouse to remain open-minded in both cases, despite vociferous claims of the guilt of the suspects in each case, according to LA County prosecutors? Or is he just a big fan of murderers and letting guilty people off the hook? If you are lean...

WARNING : Poolhouse must be hovering over a target cuz they hacked ya boy’s mic. As always, you can blame our professional gangstalkers for these light technical mishaps Tonight, Poolhouse continues his meditation on the criminal case against David Burke, aka D4vD, in connection with the seduction and murder of Celeste Revas Hernandez. He analyzes last week’s initial court proceedings to glean Dep...

Since the tragic discovery of Celeste Revas Hernandez in the trunk of a car linked to rising artist D4VD, aka David Burke, the public narrative has rushed toward one question: guilt. But Poolhouse, in his infinite wisdom, knows you can’t force a timetable on the truth, and the truth is key to arriving at true justice for the murder of Celeste Hernandez. While the world dissects lyrics, timelines,...

Poolhouse returns to the airwaves with an incendiary broadcast to shock you out of your triple-quadruple-septuple Aries stellium-induced fatigue. Twelve days have transpired since the last broadcast—perhaps the most explosive and eventful period in the Iran War thus far. And yet, not a peep from our intrepid, octolectics-pilled wartime analyst? Not a word on the “Easter Sunday post,” the fake peac...

When Poolhouse took to the airwaves one month ago with his first EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST…the response was: “Well, aren’t you being a bit HISTRIONIC?” And: “It’s gonna be over this weekend, bro.” Or: “It’s just a regime change war, dude.” And also: “It’ll probably be over in ten days, my guy.” And eventually: “You’re still paying attention to that thing? Nah man, it’s a NOTHINGBURGER.” with inc...

Meet DJ POOLHOUSE – Octolectician, Time Walker, and a total F.A.G. (Friend of All Galaxies) And he’s a secret weapon at your disposal, here to walk you through Age of Unreality, or what Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse might call – ATOMIC DEREALIZATION! This is Poolhouse operating from the center of the center of the center of his sweet spot: THE UFO QUESTION! ETs, UFOs, UAPs, MKs, AIs, NWOs, Astrotheology a...

Meet DJ POOLHOUSE – Octolectician, Time Walker, and a total F.A.G. (Friend of All Galaxies) And he’s a secret weapon at your disposal, here to walk you through Age of Unreality, or what Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse might call – ATOMIC DEREALIZATION! This is Poolhouse operating from the center of the center of the center of his sweet spot: THE UFO QUESTION! ETs, UFOs, UAPs, MKs, AIs, NWOs, Astrotheology a...

IRANDEMIC - a (non-emergency, but still important) wartime broadcast. Let’s see just how much rabble Poolhouse can raise, as we repeat his mantra once again: IRAN DIDN’T CLOSE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. THE CITY OF LONDON DID. He said it last night on the air. And it doesn’t matter how many were listening. It matters WHO was listening. The smallest vibrations, when correctly applied, can raise boulders...

Poolhouse returns with another wartime broadcast—not an emergency alert, but a micro-burst from within the storm itself. The war is no longer breaking—it is ever-unfolding, ambient, dulled… hardwired into the system. And from this position, seated at the edge of Western civilization as the sun sets in the West, Poolhouse turns—not just to the present—but to the recent past. The fog of war lifts, e...

Poolhouse is BACKK. But did he ever or go away….did YOU??? Has ANY TIME AT ALL passed since our last broadcast dance, dear backklashista? Nevermind all that – this is a TAKECEL TRANSMISSION! Erm..no…a WARTIME BROADCAST (can we even call them “Emergency” after 30 or so days?) No….Poolhouse, the great wizard of Time that he is, always navigates at COSMIC NORTH – perpetually adrift at the point in be...

DAYGLO PATRIOTISM. Poolhouse loves to REPEAT IT. But… what does it mean? Tonight: a case study in NEON AMERICANA … FLUORESCENT INDEPENDENCE… DAYGLO PATRIOTISM. Rapper, comedian, and internet personality Afroman recently faced one doozy of an attack on his FREEDOM . He did not run. He did not hide. And he most certainly did not back down. Instead, he reached for the one thing every patriot has in t...

HEYYYY BITCH. Poolie is BACKK . He turned off WARTIME mode. Well…kinda. This is just a good old-fashioned TAKECEL TRANSMISSION. You know…the kind you HATE . In which Poolhouse explains the war to people who do not care about the war. Using supermodels and talk shows and influencers as proxy. By the end you will be nodding and saying, “ Poolie is right! Donald Trump is the greatest gift BRICS could...

A transmission caught between timelines: Poolhouse delivers an Emergency Wartime Broadcast, which is also no such thing at all. Perhaps better to call it a mixtape meditation on the nuclear high-wire kabuki theater that is the high-stakes war with Iran, which could be a potential geopolitical quantum event or the greatest nothingburger of all time…or is it? As Poolhouse observes, many dominoes in...

SPLASH INTO CHAOS with Poolhouse and Oso—your heroic vibe correction officers—as they crash back onto the airwaves with another full-blown pop cultural meltdown that hits like a canister of knockoff vape-store “Baja Blast.” From Poolhousean Happy Meal schemes and Mountain Dew conspiracy timelines to pop star PR info wars and underground music industry lore, it’s a rapid-fire, high-sugar collision...

EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST III Poolhouse returns with his most jaw-dropping and incisive wartime analysis yet. While the Take Sellers sugarcoat collapse and Western media runs cover for a historic loss of American clout, a darker signal is breaking through: The old order is dead. The old methods of war propaganda are failing—no coherent narrative, no convincing justification, no believable moral...

In early January 2026, Poolhouse took the breathtaking step of untethering himself from time. In doing so, BACKKLASH became a mostly solo endeavor, as temporal relations are difficult to manage at this time. Enter St. Michael: our titular ART POP CHERUBIC ZOOMER DELUXE. He too severed his link to the timeline (e.g., quitting X dot com), shortly after he and Poolie had agreed to record. Through the...

When Poolhouse dropped his Emergency Wartime Broadcast a mere 24 hours into the U.S.–Israeli military incursion against Iran, many felt he was being prematurely hysterical, unpatriotic, and doom-pilled. “Relax, don’t listen to creeps like Poolie,” your favorite deranged takeseller would say with a smile. “This is a weekend war.” Over two weeks later, with no end in sight, 98% of the takeselling ma...

24 hours ago, America and Israel dropped their surprise Middle East collab: World War III. In this emergency broadcast, takecel emeritus and octolectical oracle DJ POOLHOUSE breaks down Trump’s sudden escalation with Iran, the awkward theatrics of a neocon nuclear timeshare infomercial, and the deeper engine behind it all — a force Poolhouse calls ESKATOPOLITIK : the eschatopolitical end-times fan...

Poolhouse saves the most salacious takecel transmission of the week for last. In a grimy late-night sweep through celebrity true crime, TRUE CRIME TAKECEL BODEGA pulls back the curtain on three cases where the headlines don’t match the horror beneath. First: Rep. Tony Gonzales’ explicit texts with staffer Tony Gonzales explode into public view—only for the story to take a grisly turn when the staf...

MERCURY RETRO MANIFESTO isn’t just another manic burst of radio static from across the Void. This is Poolhouse forming the Product by harnessing the turbulence of the times. Each transmission represents a transmutation of chaos and a translation of the confusion that imbues the present moment… aka RIGHT NOW… which is all that ever was, is, or will be. With Mercury backing up through his nervous sy...

In this brief “State of the State” address, Poolhouse delivers his own response to the State of the Union—less a policy rundown than a spiritual audit of America itself. He asks what it truly means to be the state, to be American, and how to protect the American middle class and spirit from outside forces which are quietly demolishing these things in real time. Framing the nation as both a spiritu...

In this transmission, Poolhouse looks at the public reaction to the Epstein affair through two contrasting responses from within the music industry. One artist—Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast—cuts ties with Casey Wasserman’s talent agency after his name appears in the files. Another—Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells—chooses to remain and publicly explains why. Poolhouse analyzes how the profound darkn...

Tonight’s transmission marks a turning point. Since un-tethering himself from time, Poolhouse’s signal has taken on an expansive, chromatic, radiotronic quality, as his takecel transmissions reverberate within a mystical current across the planetary sphere. In tonight’s broadcast, he offers a brief meditation on the cycles and mechanics of time, the path to TRANCEndence, and Here Comes the Backlas...

Poolhouse is back with another takecel transmission, “because you are beautiful and deserve it.” The waning Aquarian energies and the ascendant Piscean charge in the air create permeable boundaries and liquid mental expression. Poolhouse takes the audience on a brief harbor cruise along a steady stream of consciousness — another ultra-cosmic signal beaming to the inside of your crystal dome from t...