Haystacks has been thinking…

Episode website: Expedition Update 5 2026.08.03 5:46 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

Sundance Mountain: Episode website: Expedition Update 4 2026.08.03 5:22 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

Regarding the actual dimensions and appearance of the person behind Haystacks, it’s a bit out of date, but this is how one aspiring artist portrayed me a few years ago: Episode website: Expedition Update 3 2026.08.03 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

-TLF Collision in Korea 1: https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/the-lapsed-fan/id1044102900?i=1000472994571 Collision in Korea 2: https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/the-lapsed-fan/id1044102900?i=1000473116597 The Lamentable Tragedy (link to the first episode): https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/the-lapsed-fan/id1044102900?i=1000422943522 Professional wrestling is fake, btw, until it gets re...

Time managed to get a little flexible during a recent rash of episodes and updates, and I am aware of that fact, thank you. -HK Episode website: Expedition Update 1 2026.08.02 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

but perhaps YOU are? Gaudí and I have been doing some discussing about new versions of "Do Not Destroy" recently, and this is what we arrived at. (Gaudí must've been the one singing the "yahoos" and making the metronome noises in the middle of this recording, btw, because that certainly wasn't me🤷‍♂️) Say, do you happen to know of anybody else going on this expedition who makes versions of "Do No...

What a weirdo. -HK Episode website: 67. While my coffee water was coming to a boil this morning… 2026.08.01 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

This database stuff isn't *nearly* as complicated as I probably make it sound😉 Here's a link to the links described in this episode. -HK

(This’ll work, btw, in the same way that terraforming an exoplanet will work.) [You can really tell that I was surfing at the time of recording; there’ll be a more grounded response to this episode coming out on October 19th. -HK] Reddit sub for introducing yourself as a TESelopenear Episode website: 66. A Trojan Horse of Humanity 2026.07.31 5:44 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

See! I TOLD you that that intro music works for "Dead Flowers" (and also that I lost my singing voice years ago😉). -HK Episode website: 65. Oh, Absolutely NOTHING Worth Hearing HERE… 2026.07.29 6:57 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

Beware! Horrendous Sound Quality (And SOME Metaphysical Concepts)!!! [Your *perception* of something being enough to change you/your actions is discussed here: 0:13:44 of 18. The Ballad of The Country Musician (Who Knew Why He Was Doing What He Was Doing) 2025.07.28 ] Thanks for the food, Mother Nature! You’re a good mom❤️ (and a hot one, too😉): P.S. I reserve the right to use “Brain Ankles” as a...

Episode website: A Clarification of Upcoming Scheduling 2026.08.04 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

[The use of a half-episode in the title is for organizational purposes, not because this update episode is especially related to episode 63. -HK] Episode website: 63.5 Haystacks Update #7 2026.08.20 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

I've had confirmed from the source's memory that the temp job was at a fine establishment called Metro News. -HK Episode website: 63. Great Joys 9 2026.07.29 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

Episode website: 62. Great Joys 8 2026.08.01 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

Episode website: 61. Great Joys 7 2026.07.31 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

Here’s a photo of a package I’ve prepared for someone who doesn’t know they want it, and who hasn't yet retrieved it: -- [When I say hello the second time in the opening, that’s to the crow who was unexpectedly greeting me😉 -HK] Here’s a photo of the start-stop-go-birthday-gift's mascot: “Hey, good-lookin’, think I’ve seen you here before. If you don’t mind me askin’, watcha doin’ for dinner?”: H...

Episode website: 59. Great Joys 5 2026.07.06 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

"Motivated mischief" is the correct term. “Entering the canvas” might have been a Freudian slip😉 Episode website: 58. Great Joys 4 2026.07.06 | Haystacks has been thinking… on Patreon

[I forgot to emphasize the the various elements of danger involved in bodysurfing, as well as the raw power of oceanic waves, but that doesn't mean that you can't emphasize them. -HK]

[Well, important for me, anyway. -HK]