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GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HERE Guest: Alex Bedder Topics: Nick Shirley + Ashley Tisdale's Toxic Mom Group (Oops! All Software Updates!), Hudson Williams' Letterboxd (Grasshole of the Week)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here....

Guest: No guest just gals! Topics: AI Brooklyn Bridge Fireworks (Scam Likely), Ashley Tisdale's Toxic Mom Group (The Discourse), Nick Shirley (Grasshole of the Week)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠  an...

Our annual Memes in Review episode where we go month by month to break down all the memes that made us laugh, cringe, or cry in 2025! Use code BYE25 to get 25% off monthly or yearly Patreon memberships! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! S...

You asked, we answered! Our annual AMA Mailbag episode is here! Use code BYE25 to get 25% off monthly or yearly Patreon memberships! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠T...

Episode Notes GET 25% OFF PATREON MEMBERSHIPS UNTIL 12/31/25 WITH CODE BYE25 ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ Guest: Lyz Lenz (get her book This American Ex-Wife here !)  Topics: 120k Remote vs. 240k in person (The Discourse), AITA for Calling My Wife Disgusting (The Discourse pt. 2), The Solidcore Drama (Grasshole of the Week)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and l...

In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through some TikTok hair drama. Even if you already heard the ep on Patreon, jump to the end of the episode at 1:12:45 for some updates on the saga and don't forget to sign up for the Go Touch Grass Patreon so you can hear all the drama when its fresh. Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠...

Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Kel Cripe   Topics: People using ChatGPT to cheat their hobbies (The Discourse), Food Influencer vs. French Pastry Shop (Grasshole of the Week)  For more on this week's discourse check out The Cut's "Killjoy in the Machine" by Michelle Santiago Cortés here. Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future epis...

GET TICKETS TO A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM (BUT BETTER) 12/4 7PM AT SECOND CITY HERE Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Alexis Pereira Topics: In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly and Alise interview their friend and fellow comedian Alexis Pereira about the 30+ vertical dramas he's been in. Want more GTG Patreon content? Sign up  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Shout out to our researcher Cat Conley for help researching this episode! ...

Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Michelladonna Topics: The Epstein "Bubba" Email (The Discourse), Elyse Myers vs. Booktok (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Ins...

Guest Host: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Chris Burns   Topics: Sydney Sweeney discourse (The Discourse), The Woman Calling Churches to Ask About Formula (Grasshero), Black Tie Wedding Guest Fail (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass...

Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Glorelys Mora (Get tickets to her NYCF show 11/9 here !)  Topics: Hello Kitty Funko Pop + Ari & Ethan + Justin vs. Blake + Nicki Minaj (Software Update), Should you tell your friend's partner if they're cheating? (The Discourse),  UMiami Influencer Drama (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to...

Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie Linn Watson (check out Skit on Tubi November 14th!)  Topics: Kristen Bell's anniversary post (The Discourse),  Peanut Butter Toast Lady (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass is also on YouTu...

Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Steven Zakari   Topics: The Case of the Stolen Hello Kitty Funko Pop (The Discourse),  Sombr vs. a disgruntled fan (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠...

Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Dani Castañeda live at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival ! Topics: Bad Bunny Mad Libs (A Game!), Shakira vs. Piqé (The Discourse),  Mexican teen influencer drama (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch...

**NYC CHECK US OUT TONIGHT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM ** Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Douglas Widick  Topics: The Riyadh Comedy Festival (The Discourse), Cardi vs. Nicki (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass...

**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM ** Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ No guests! Just Gals! Topics: This month on the Cardi Beat (The Discourse), Jezebel Etsy Witch Truthers (Grasshole of the Month)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . G...

**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM ** Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jeff Guo of NPR's Planet Money ! Topics: The rise and fall of @hubs.life, Logan Paul (Grasshole Hall of Fame)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass is al...

**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM ** Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Alex Pearlman aka Pearlmania500 !  Topics: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself meme, JustPearlyThings (Grasshole Hall of Fame)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Gr...

**NYC CHECK US OUT AT THE CHEERFUL EARFUL FESTIVAL 10/8 at 7PM ** Guest: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Courtney Michelle (get tour tickets here !) Topics:  Chiara Ferragni and #PANDOROGATE, Bethenny Frankle (Grasshole Hall of Fame)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . G...

In this unlocked Patreon episode, Alise walks Milly through the history of romance scams online and gives an important personal announcement!  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow...

Guests: Evan Lazarus and Amelia Ritthaler of the Girls Rewatch Podcast ! Topics:  The woman who got fired from MAC cosmetics (The Discourse), Christian Girl Autumn (Grasshero), Probably This Breakup Couple (Grasshole of the Week)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subs...

Guest:   ⁠⁠⁠⁠Rachel "La Loca" Strauss Topics:  Matt Rife's e.l.f campaign (The Discourse), Gavin Newsom's tweets (Cursed Content), Johnny Somali (Grasshole of the Week)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subs...

Guest:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠No guest! Just gals! Topics:  Cardi B vs. a Plus-Sized Influencer, Dominican Eric Adams, Doja Cat and the musty shirt guy (Software Update), The Woman who made. Blackface Labubu (The Discourse), "I Fell in Love with My Therapist" (Grasshole of the Week)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode...

Guest:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Charlene Kaye Topics:  Sydney Sweeney's Good Jeans (The Discourse), Matt Rife + Annabelle (Cursed Content), Joey Swoll (Grasshole of the Week)  Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠he...

Guest:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sibel Damar Topics:   Coldplay Kiss Cam + The Tea App Hack (Software Updates), Kis Cafe vs. @itskarlabb (The Discourse), Jessie Murph (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠  and  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠  and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe  ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠ . Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Sub...