Girls On Guys

Our guest Ksenia explains the difference between American men and Russian men, how she left a very small rural town in Russia and came to the US and what comedy is like in Russia. Liam learns way too much about UTIs, BV and yeast infections and Nina wonders, honestly, do men like funny women?

Tori regales us with a tale about hooking up with a guy named DJ CougarSkin… yikes. We talk about the manic-pixie dream girl illusion and dating for stability or dating for passion. How to compliment women and avoid giving a backhanded compliment. The things we put up with for hot people. What's the protocol for dating multiple people at once? Does negging work? Are men “stupid intuitive”? Ar...

Amber Nelson joins us to discuss celibacy, annoying stuff couples do and how to tactfully ask to hold someone’s baby. Amber shares what it was like to be homeless in LA after a breakup, being raised Southern Baptist and how she feels about men who use emojis.

Ketra Long joins the episode and we discuss how to tell if a guy is fantasizing about you, doing drugs in high school, and Ketra being a breast cancer survivor. Nina’s grandmother was in jail and her father was born in a prison nursery, and once again we talk about STDs…. A lot.

We discuss what it would be like to date a religious person. What do you do if you hate your partner’s friends? Jamie dated a guy in the military. Turns out Nina is a highly castable witch. And Liam learns about the Bechdel Test.

Amy talks about the complications of being a comedian and a college professor. Age differences and power dynamics while dating. The facade of the “bad boy.” Bonding with someone about what you both hate. And how long should you date until you get engaged?

We talk the pros and cons of hooking up with a muscle man, parasocial relationships and stalking, and whether or not time heals all wounds. How to not stay angry… asking for a friend. And Subhah explains the ins and outs of arranged marriages.

Paige tries to explain Reki to Liam… it doesn't take. Is Leonardo DiCaprio happy? 69ing is a scam created by the government. Turns out we’re slightly autistic, Nina ruins a nice moment, Paige likes “scum bros” and Liam learns a lot about happiness.

We discuss whether or not media and culture shape what we find to be attractive. The hot person curse. Be careful with the “cool guy.” Does height matter? What the term “dating” actually means. We discover that Alison is bro-choice. Once again Nina knows nothing about sports. And Liam is finally coming to terms with the fact that he’s a ginger.

Meg discusses her nude leak, her family’s reactions to her lifestyle, her crazy fans, the worst pickup line she ever heard and the immeasurable beauty of the female anatomy.

What is the commercial value of your socks? When is it appropriate to fight for your girl? The politics of strip clubs, catcalling, and age differences. Liam unknowingly went to a gay bar in Austin Texas.

We share advice on how to keep your love life fresh. How to cope after you get out of a long term relationship. One night stand etiquette. Nina took acid at Criss Angel’s Vegas show. Natalie got hit by a motorcycle and that didn’t stop her from acrobatic sex. We share our near death experiences and Natalie gives a tutorial on how to get banged in a handstand.

We discuss love bombing, throuples, and bad breath. How to avoid red flags, establish boundaries and compromise. Nina and Fizaa talk about their complicated feelings on being objectified. Where’s the line when it comes to breastfeeding pics. And once again, Liam’s earlobes.

We discuss the pitfalls of cuddling and how to fall asleep when you’re alone after a relationship. Best scenarios and spots for a first date. How making fun of people is our love language. Nina went on a date with a gun nut and that wasn’t the scary part. And dudes, serious question, have you ever cleaned your place?

We talk long distance relationships. Where you can find emotionally available people.  How to know when you’re over-reacting. The Madonna–whore complex and it’s follies. And having a positive attitude toward menstruation butttttt there’s DEFINITELY a line.

We discuss our biggest insecurities. When a man is louder than a woman in the bedroom. Why it’s hard for men to compliment women. And Nina hooking up with a questionably housed man in the 9th ward of New Orleans.

We discuss Teresa’s unique OnlyFans content. Humankind’s most dangerous relationship the “open” relationship. How it feels to get cheated on and how to bounce back from heartbreak. 

In this episode we answer some of humanity’s most potent questions. Is ghosting a necessary evil in this dating climate? Can you approach girls at the gym? What is bread crumbing? And of course, how do you tactfully explain a small penis?

We discuss the definition of a toxic relationship and how to get out of one, how to date when you have mental health issues, experimenting with crystal meth, lying about your political beliefs to get laid, and how to keep someone interested in a relationship.

We discuss if you can date alcoholics, the times when kink shaming is okay, cyberbullying, getting “the talk” as a kid, and pooping in front of your lover and when horniness eclipses dignity.

Liam actually makes some good decisions for once. Nina and Daniella reminisce about their wild early 2000s high school experiences. We discuss the difference between playful jealousy versus toxic jealousy, dating app disparities and if someone you’re dating is friends with their ex, is that sign of emotional maturity or a potential red flag? And how do you cope with your partner’s annoying habits?

This one’s in front of a live audience! Hannah and Nina roast Liam and try to get him laid. And how long you should wait to text after getting their number.

Genie talks about how she went from being a sugar baby to an OnlyFans queen bee. How she found comradery in a New York City Women’s jail while she was detained. And explains to Nina and Liam the real meaning of “supporting the troops” while she was a server at Buffalo Wild Wings in Alabama. 

Does music “set the mood” for hooking up or is it an unpredictable roll of the dice? Christine delves into the weather or not you should ask out a friend. And we discuss the question as old as time: looks or personality? And why playing an acoustic guitar will never get you laid.

Liam fishes for compliments from Delaney. Nina believes that a sleeping fart is your body’s egregious betrayal. Delaney eloquently uncovers the psychology of cheating and whether or not it’s okay to check someone else out when you’re in a relationship?