FULL CIRCUS

Tristan breaks his new macbook, before wandering into the spiraling mess that is Facebook Marketplace. People walk into his home unannounced. He almost harms the elderly, he gets the elderly fired, but most importantly, he opened a door for a grandma and clings to this single good deed as his defining characteristic. 

Tristan reports on the changes in the world, and reassures the people. I mean, he kinda just says a lot of crap. Hopefully it helps? If not, just remember he's a fool trying his best.

In his last effort to cover politics, Tristan speaks about his other failures, and celebrity look alike contests.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Decorated, candled. candied, and costumed, Tristan returns to the Sanctuary of Scare to mispronounce names, share some recent scares, cover popular spooky topics, and have an all around festive experience. ENJOY!!.. if you dare.. mwahahah   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan completes his halloween quest at the dollar store, before getting an inexpensive haircut, waving off a salesman, saving cents, and trying to steal your hard earned NASA money. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Finally sorta sorting out the details, Tristan drinks a gallon of milk, kills a rat, and preaches about the positive effects of bullying.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Back in the new studio, with new stories, new complaints, and new convenient inconveniences.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

This didn't go according to ANY plan..

Impressive to even have an ego with this many technical difficulties. Tristan recaps this week's awkward moments, answers questions, and drops hints about a new surprise... shh Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

He didn't have the patience for a description.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan boldly proclaims he's the chosen one, and faces immediate repercussions... Lord bless his arrogance.. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

He thought he was safe.. but the evil dairy wizards have struck back. Tristan covers his recent trying times of milk damage, loss of money, loss of time, and why he isn't fit to give advice.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com 

Stories of bombing jokes, gym memberships, tales from the dollar store and his new tiktok diagnosed autism.

Tristan brags about how humble he is with his chain and being scammed by his car insurance. He also covers the recent headlines of Disney, The Olympics and Snow White with uneducated takes. You want all that with a side of needless vamping? Come along!

Tristan describes his absolute lack of patience. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com   SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris   Sound Design by TuneBurger: https://www.instagram.com/musicbytuneburger/   YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freaking awesome day! - Tristan

Bro was tired and puking. More at 7. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris   Sound Design by TuneBurger: https://www.instagram.com/musicbytuneburger/   YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freaking awesome day! - Tristan

Oh you know.

At war with his calming sunglasses, Tristan does his best to stay awake and recall his dreams, bad habits, answer some wedgie questions and pretends to know how the world works.

Speaking on age, zombies, loneliness, and looooots of food.   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan's back on the sauce, and back off the rails. Covering his latest week of wins and losses. Experiencing The Walking Dead for the first time, Presidents, 4th of July, and kinda more?

Politics, A&W, Shark Attacks, Justin Timberlake and a whole lot of L's!   Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Outta energy, and outta time; Tristan recaps his most recent struggles while covering the news, aliens, and then some.. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Basically just a recap of all the dread. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Whether its Pickleball, Golf, or being an Uncle. Tristan is on a mission to become the best at everything.. He also covers the 48 Laws of Power, and the debate of June being Men's Mental Health Month.

Innovating in the art of expression through style/graphic t's, Tristan overly exaggerates the power of his new shirt. He also covers his new training, the wage gap, the WNBA, hockey, and gets called "tan."