FULL CIRCUS

Back from the holidays, Tristan preaches the importance of staying jolly, and carrying the burden of PCD. He also talks about New Year's Resolutions, birthdays, and how everybody needs some GOOD TIMES!

Prepare for the greatest Christmas podcasting episode known to man. Tristan comes with a live musical performance, followed by a suspenseful reading of poetry, then into a 20 minute joke fest, filled with puns, nonsense, plus some random thoughts and stories. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

HOT OF THE PRESSES! Tristan rocks the world with a brand new INTRISTING thought to revolutionize bad breath, buttface, and general cleanliness. He also speaks on exercise, Burger King's nuggets, haircuts, Christmas presents, and MOAR!

In the past week Tristan has done absolutely nothing, and on top of that, he has not gotten any quality sleep. Listen to him try and make his recent experiences exciting. Detailing; work, exploding chicken, water, chocolate, and more!

Back at it for episode 39, Tristan pulls out a brand new segment using some fancy wordplay. He also discusses the let down that is Thanksgiving, favorite numbers, and goes on to praise Kung Fu Panda in all its cinematic glory. 

Tristan brings in the holiday vibes like one smooth MOFO. Talking about the giving of thanks, Black Friday, razor burn, controversial outrage, and more! Pretty sure he also writes a Thanksgiving song mid episode too, so be on the look out!

Episode 37, Tristan explores his chaotic nature, in all the ways he continues to hurt himself. Revealing his recent pain, caused by lack of elegance and grace. He also talks about the downside of being generous, and responsibility is not yet a skill he possesses.

Tristan opens cold, talking about his sad frustrating experience with pain. He also covers information, war, temperature, and time change.

Back in the booth with less scares, but more shenanigans and supposed health. Tristan talks about the holiday wars, cycling, and the lack of creativity when naming things. 

BOO! Welcome to the SPOOKTACULAR Halloween special of Full Circus! Tristan is in his element, with a whole cast of fun inanimate objects to share the studio with. He covers; the beauty of Halloween, why he was antispook growing up, his childhood trauma, common fears, how he almost got his organs harvested (long story), and MORE in this episode. TUNE IN...if you dare. MWAHAHA!

Healthier than ever before..sorta. Tristan talks about the wedding, being sick, hot peppers, Browns injuries, and MORE in this all new episode of Full Circus!

Tristan returns with a cold, and musters every ounce of energy he has left to do a podcast episode. Not just for the people, but for his own pride. He also talks about weddings, Harry Potter, and helping people move. Enjoy! Stay clean..

Tristan returns to congratulate himself on 30+ episodes, and thank all who have bothered to pay him any attention. He also talks about the ridiculousness that is kids trying to be older/cooler, and the youthful nature of people today. Some short sports segment, and a thing or two about Harry Potter as well, but listen in and enjoy!!

Returning from the past/future, Tristan recaps his past vacation at the beach. It's full of ups, and downs, foggy roads, bruised nips, shark attacks, and more! Listen in to this top tier beginner, and the stories along with it!

In a blast from the past, Tristan comes at the podcast hard! What did he talk about all those weeks ago? Nobody really remembers. but the fact that he even recorded this ahead of schedule, is impressive as FRICK.

Tristan talks about how painful the life of a Browns fan can be, and how painful it must be for Ravens players, and the pain of neck injury, and then he dials it back by talking about how painful it is to learn the new credit card uses. Really, just.. a lot of pain.

In this episode Tristan returns after watching literally ALL of the dogs in the tristate area. He buys way too much protein, and talks about the nature of fencing.. the property lining, not the sport.

Goodmorning! Tristan tells his recent stories involving the Fall themed candies, and culture. His approach to greeting people, and just how much food can one man eat over the course of 4 days..

Tristan recalls his recent experience at a hair salon, and all of the horrific nightmares included. He also speaks on his inability to laugh, and accidentally makes fun of a lot of people, and shouldn't be trusted to think out loud. All that and more, in this new episode of FULL CIRCUS!

Tristan returns in the middle of the night, to bring you the latest thoughts from the work grind, all the troubles, stress, and more. Nothing is coherent in this late night episode of Full Circus!

Tristan talks about his technical difficulties trying to create an episode on a Wednesday. He also mentions his troubles with people trying to buy his car in a TGI Fridays, and the bad hygiene of others recently.. 

In this episode Tristan recalls his week, his ups and other people's downs, and his obsession with rhymes. Tune in and see what's going on at the circus!

Tristan's bedtime conversation thoughts include the following: The plague, death by hanging, dead relatives, witness protection program, domestic disputes, assault, and more! 

Tristan returns to the booth on practically zero hours of sleep. Tells stories of childhood, his issues sleeping, his new mattresses, southern manners, and more!

Tristan turns the camera back on, and it gets a little wonky, but he presses forward with the hottest and saddest updates imaginable.