FRIGHT SCHOOL

This week, the boys already been knew about ride-share horror stories. Joshua just wants to be delivered to his destination alive. Joe does his flawless impression of one Miss Ryan Murphy. Later, the boys are babysitting their good friend ROSEMARY'S BABY (1968)! he's an adorable little devil with His Father's eyes! Gather ye Tannis roots while ye may, and let's conceive of the Antichrist. #hailsat...

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH! Joe and Joshua take a field trip to Knott's Scary Farm, and discuss Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back! Welcome to the Season 2 of FRIGHT SCHOOL. On this first day back, we catch up on our summer exploits, and dive into our first film, the all female-helmed horror anthology XX (2017). We also discuss our syllabus for the season. Sharpen those pencils (and butcher knives), because class is back in session. Mentioned in this episode: Caitlin Doughty, http://www.orderofthegooddeath.com/abou...

SPECIAL EPISODE BEFORE THE SEASON 2 PREMIERE! Joshua and Joe have emerged from the well house to discuss the latest adaptation of Stephen King's IT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Like a zombie rising from a digital grave we present the lost Final episode of Fright School semester 1! In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Young David as we look back on the season. Joshua finds out he needs to do his research before just spouting off wrong things. Joe tries his best to make the episode about Drag Race. We discuss the future of Fright School and play Slash Cards!...

This week we're joined in the studio by a special guest, FS fan and horrorhound David! We chat about the Great Horror Camp Out, when pranking people goes wrong, and SAW!! This is the last film of the semester so join us for all the blood and gore! Yes, we want to play a game! It's called: Who hurt you Jigsaw? Join our Patreon for access to exclusive content! Sign up for The Fright School Reader ou...

We're getting lost in the woods with the Blair Witch Project! We chat about the new IT trailer, Unsolved Mysteries, plus our favorite fun found footage films. Who has the f** map?! Join our Patreon for access to exclusive content! Sign up for The Fright School Reader our NEW monthly newsletter! Check out our TEEPUBLIC offerings for all of your Fright School Supplies!! FOLLOW US! Facebook Twitter I...

This week on Fright School, Joe participates in the Belko Experiment, Joshua gets magically horrific with Leprechaun, and the boys dive into Wes Craven's 1996 masterpiece SCREAM. Can Joe live long enough to learn the rules to survive a horror film? Please don't kill him Mr. Ghostface! He really wants to be in the sequel! Join our Patreon for access to exclusive content! Sign up for The Fright Scho...

This week we're skinning our humps (whatever that means) with Silence of the Lambs! Joe goes John Travolta on us. We also discuss the M. Night Shyamalan helmed "Tales From The Crypt" reboot, "My Friend Dahmer", and how social media killed the serial killer star. Grab some chianti and fava beans because it's time for Fright School and Chill! Join our Patreon for access to exclusive content! Sign up...

A special Fright School Extra Credit DOUBLE FEATURE. We'll be reviewing A Cure for Wellness and Get Out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"How's this for a wet dream?" Today on Fright School we're talking about all things Freddy Krueger! We take a moment to eulogize Wes Craven, the writer/director of A Nightmare on Elm Street, along with so many other horror classics. What does McDonald's have to do with Joshua's memories of Freddy? Listen to find out... Join our Patreon for access to exclusive content! Sign up for The Fright School...

Heeeeeeeeere's Fright School! This week we take a moment to mourn the incredible John Hurt and Mary Tyler Moore. Next we're surfing a giant blood wave to the second floor of the Overlook to find out exactly what is inside room number 237. Also, we ponder what the fuck The Shining is about?! Native genocide? The Holocaust? Confessions of a faked moon landing? Whatever it is, we're going to talk abo...

Welcome to another extra credit episode of Fright School! Today we're weighing the pros and cons of the Santa Clarita Diet! You can eat anything you want as long as it's long pig ... look it up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Field Trip! We went to the movies to see M. Night Shyamalan's SPLIT. We break it down for you right here in this extra credit episode. SPOLIER ALERT: We reveal major plot details, so you've been warned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Argh! So far behind! This week on Fright School, we're dishing on creepy clowns, the Women's March, and the Scandinavian Baldwins. We watch the cursed Poltergeist and wonder about "unacceptable chemical agents" and where to find them. Pro Tip: When going into the light with your girl Carol Anne, try to find the most flattering angle. Nobody wants to look washed out when crossing over! Join our Pat...

The boys are getting to the bottom of all of this Amityville horror hoopla. Was it demons, ghosts, or just good ol' fashioned capitalistic ingenuity? Gather your eyeholes and earballs and join us for a visit to 112 Ocean Avenue. On the way we're getting our nipples scrubbed, dallying with the Marquis de Sade, and searching for the scariest nuns we can find. Join our Patreon for access to exclusive...

Happy New Queer! We're back with John Carpenter's horrifying classic from 1978 HALLOWEEN! Joe plugs some killer cards from Art of Play while Joshua horror hostesses it up with his Elvira Funko pop! Together, we put on our very best from JC Penney, feather our 'dos and, and in our scream queeniest Laurie Strode impression, try to survive the terror of the patriarchy. Memento Mori at Art of Play - h...

In a very special episode of Fright School, we don our gay apparel, prepare a bumpy SLAY ride, and spread a little Christmas FEAR with Krampus, Gremlins, and The Nightmare Before Christmas! In this episode find out what really creeps Joshua out about the holidays, why Joe got spankings at Easter, and just how ungrateful the boys are for friends concerned with their health. It's time to celebrate t...

We're back! We took a week off to fight the viral plague so we didn't die or WORSE become zombies! This week, Joshua gets sentimental about a family visit and a hometown murder. Joe fights off a cat, yet again (we're thinking of producing a remake of STRAYS starring Hymlocke. Look it up...) and almost dies of shock at Joshua's admission of watching some Gilmore Girls. We watch 1974's terrifying cl...

We're breaking Joe's "Exorcist cherry" on today's episode! Joshua talks about goth cruise-wear. Joe shows off his best Ryan Murphy impression. The boys talk about Slash Cards, and try to figure out how Max Von Sydow has been 87 years old for the last 40 years?! Grab a crucifix, a bowl of pea soup, a brooding young priest, and get ready for a repossession! Join our Patreon for access to exclusive c...

After a long night of partying (AKA drinking everything he could find) Joshua does his best zombie impression. Joe discusses his love for the Gilmore Girls (and Guys!) one of the most frightening things Joshua has every heard. Together, the boys bleakly discuss George A Romero's bleak 1968 masterpiece of bleakness The Night of the Living Dead. Can you guess this week's secret word? Join our Patreo...

We finally got our sound issues worked out! Yay! In this episode we ramble on about a bunch of horror television, visit the Trailer Park, Joshua threatens to steal everything, Joe is attacked by a cat... again, we make some wild accusations and predictions and eventually we talk about Alfred Hitchcock's 1960 film PSYCHO! Let's all go a little mad and stay there! Join our Patreon for access to excl...

In our very first class we answer the question WHY?!?! Why are we doing this? Why is Joe risking psychological damage? Why should you listen to us talk? Maybe you shouldn't since Joshua says "I don't know" a whole lot and he's supposed to be the expert. Regardless, we lay the foundation for what's to come... and compare Ryan Kwanten and Michael C. Hall's butts. Important work we're doing here, kid...

Joshua and Joe throw the very first Plug-A-Palooza and then do their damnedest to talk about every alien movie except for The Thing From Another World (1951) the actual subject of this episode. Menioned in this episode: My Favorite Murder Feeding Hannibal Elvira's Coffin Table Artbook Tweeterhead Nightmare Soup I Am Not A Serial Killer novel I Am Not A Serial Killer film Nightbreed: The Cabal Cut...

In this episode we delve in to 1931's Dracula starring Bela Lugosi. We discuss all things vampire and Joshua overuses the word "gorgeous". Join our Patreon for access to exclusive content! Sign up for The Fright School Reader our NEW monthly newsletter! Check out our TEEPUBLIC offerings for all of your Fright School Supplies!! FOLLOW US! Facebook Twitter Instagram LinkTree EXTRA CREDIT: WE KNOW PO...