Forehead Fables

we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned crapholes. 

We got our boy Charborg back for another one.

it's a lot like dark, but like, super duper extra nightmare dark.

the boys are off to the movies or something

We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now.  We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire

My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion. And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design.  what have we become.

you guys complimented bryan too much so he ditched us. with no other options, we turn to the only person who would fill in the slot on short notice. AquaFPS.

kind of like that hit TV show only more sad and not really like it at all

wendigoon breaks down some of the most badass bible moments like when they used the wrong plates and god told them they were all gonna fricking die because those were the wrong plates

just three dudes being dudes, talking about butthole mirrors and trying to figure out who bryan even is actually

Gamers are soft. They lack life skills and have tender, cold hands. Desperately in need of a positive male role model in their lives, the boys invited Professional Homeowner Wranglerstar to step in and lead them through the end times.

Sam and Sam found the perfect replacement for Bryan: Sam. So Sam has been up to some crazy stuff and Sam and Sam want to figure out what that is. So buckle up and stay tuned for crazy takes from Sam, insane antics from Sam, and wild accusations and conjecture from Sam. Featuring: Sam.

February is a special time of year because the powers that be saw fit to shave a couple days off the length of the month and the boys just couldn't handle it. Prepare for mediocrity, really just a low energy grind until they can finally punch the clock and go back to doing nothing for another month.

for when chipmunking one at a time just isn't enough

Sure she may be crawling on the ceiling and hissing, but we can fix her.

Nothing takes the edge off of a fresh moist curse like cold hard cash.

Ladies and gentlemen, the word of the day is "Consent."

The title really speaks for itself on this one.

Bryan has been so busy courting oil barons and rifling through his mountains of illicit materials that he hasn't had time for the podcast lately. Desperate for a short notice guest they tag in the first person they could find, for better or worse.

Sam was hoping that escaping to a treehouse in the Northwest would save his failing marriage. It didn't.

With Poob off in france doing whatever the france people do, Sam and Bryan record the hardest episode of their entire careers.

The boys met up and finally recorded a podcast in person... and it was easily one of our worst yet.

We're back for our totally legit and totally not a joke annual check up with therapist Dontoni in the hopes that he can mend our ruined friendship.

Three manboys talking about their spookiest moments and funniest animal attacks

The Sauce Boss took a break from streaming on Twitch and cooking up obscene garbage in the kitchen to star in one of our least coherent episodes to date.