Florida Woman

It's Independence Day once again, and we're in the goddamned spirit. We've got severed hands, baby weapons, human fireworks, patriotic street shredding and more. Get wet! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state. You can f...

Full episode available on Patreon at www.patreon.com/floridawomanpodTeaser from episode 91, Jerry Falwell, Pt. 2 - A Cougar, A Cuck, and a Cuban F*ckWhat do you get when you cross a handsome pool boy from Miami, a relentlessly horny menopausal wife and a resentful heir to a billion dollar televangelist university? A big fucking mess, that's what! Listen as we describe the heinous downfall of Ameri...

We're back with a new addition! We recorded this episode a day before Kelsey Ann gave birth to our daughter! Join us as we talk about the flesh eating bacteria festering in the several-thousand-mile-long blob of seaweed hurtling towards Florida's coastline, as well as the flesh eating bacteria hiding in the microbial ecosystem of certain Florida residents, accompanied by a ratchet ass Florida woma...

Episode 90 of Florida Woman Podcast is available at Patreon.com/Floridawomanpod In this first of two salacious episodes we introduce our characters, Becki, Jerry, and Giancarlo, and dive into the relentlessly horny situation that would eventually bring about the downfall of America's largest Christian university.

WE EXPLORE: Ron Desantis's embarrassing presidential campaign announcement, Sewer Iguanas, Gator Attacks, Cannibalism, Female Pedophilia, White Ladies' feelings towards law enforcement, and more! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s...

RIP Jerry Springer. A FL legend, baby We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state. You can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman. Pod Email us at FloridaWoman. Pod@Gmail.com Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreo...

Welcome to--officially--the darkest and most disturbing episode of the Florida Woman Podcast thus far. Beware all ye who listen, shit is going to get weird. And very, very bloody. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state....

Guys, we're playing the hits today: Incest, drug abuse, hallucinations, breaking and entering, public misbehavior, castle doctrine, giant inescapable blobs of algae, and all the rest. Get in on it! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’...

Imagine this: you work at a McDonald's. Your manager calls you into the office. She is on the phone with a police officer, who is ordering her to,.. strip you completely nude. Sound like grounds for quitting? Wait until you find out how many times this happened, and who exactly was behind it. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid la...

Hello babes, on today's episode, your hosts engage in dirty sex talk and general filth. Gross. Topics include: Os, Js, JOs, Cs, BJs, and As. Pretty cool stuff. Also discussed: Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day, nailed-on cartoon tits, job site porta-potty deaths, sex manuals in elementary school libraries, and much more. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as...

Hello babies. Today we're talking Tactical Guys, Shootin Guns, Sewer Gators, Rascal Scooters, Geezers committing vehicular manslaughter, keeping big cats in your public housing, and much much more. Let's boogie~~ We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make...

Today's discussion includes: pig titties, doorbell lickers, the sucker v. f*cker dynamic, UFO wars, police sex, and alligator fetishists. Does that sound like your cup of tea? We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state. You...

Did you know that in the 1990s, the Walt Disney Corporation built a suburban town in Florida? Celebration, FL, was an experiment in New Urbanism constructed (in the Disney style) to recall an idyllic American past that never existed to begin with. The schools, municipal buildings, restaurants, storefronts, homes, landscaping, churches and everything else were all tightly controlled by Disney. Wann...

Welcome babes, today we talk about warm nourishing mush, Jair Bolsonaro shuffling around an Orlando Publix, Red Tide, Evil Pests, the urban Crime Wave, Salt Life murder, and so much more! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest...

Six little words that ignited a cultural explosion: "Cash me outside, how bout dat?" In today's episode we explore the infamous, groan-inducing rise to fame of mush-mouthed West Palm native and overall ratchet teenage ho, Danielle Bregoli, now known internationally by her stage name, Bhad Bhabie. Love her or hate her, she is a cultural dynamo and today on FLP we discuss her evolution from auto thi...

Hello my bitches, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, festive Kwanzaa, joyous solstice, or whatever dumb shit it is you do. In this episode we discuss the deep existential dread and disappointment one can experience in Orlando, the local Christmas customs of the residents of Pinellas County, and an actual grandmother being run over, not by a reindeer, but by a parade float. We’ve all heard about Flor...

Greetings babes, today we're talking about some of the darkest, most depressing material we've ever covered. Because of the nation's opioid epidemic, rehabs and addiction centers around the country are overcrowded and hard to get into. Florida's solution? Create a new type of rehab called a Sober Home, and allow absolutely anyone to open and run one. And in some cases, supply their residents with...

Babes It's the FIRST ANNIVERSARY of the FWP!! On this auspicious occasion we have some extremely exciting news to share. Too exciting to include in the description. You just have to listen. Topics include: Horsey Cops, Sexy sephardim, Dog Sex, Mormon birth rates, and WAY more. Let's get it! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid land...

Fellas, ladies, whatever you do this Thanksgiving, please do not shoot your family members. It's our first holiday episode, and it seems as if Florida has a certain murderous tradition. And guess what? The true Thanksgiving is Floridian. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful f...

In 2017, 22 year old Randy Herman Jr. stabbed his best friend Brook Preston to death in West Palm Beach, Florida. The twist? Randy may have been completely unconscious during the act. In this episode we try and determine whether Randy's act was the cause of malicious intent or a terrible case of Parasomnia. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explo...

We're back with a minisode for you boys and girls! Topics include: junk foods stereotypes, Colonel Sander's sexy forearms, Aaron Carter's Neverland experience, and more! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state. You can fo...

Since 1975, the Church of Scientology has been purchasing land and property in the South Florida town of Clearwater with intentions of taking over the entire municipality and establishing a theocratic community. As of 2022 the sinister religious organization owns 185 properties and shows no signs of slowing down. In this episode we discuss how they took over, their shady aims, what they actually d...

Greetings babies, we are back from our 3-week hiatus (where we got married and went on a damn honeymoon ) and holy shit did a lot of stuff happen to Florida while we were gone! Hurricane Ian ripped the state a new asshole, Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen called it quits and DeSantis air-mailed a bunch of Mexican immigrants to Martha's Vineyard. We discuss! You listen! That's the arrangement! We’ve...

QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT!! Listeners, the hosts of the Florida Woman Podcast are getting married to each other in four days !! That's right. This weekend! Then they're going on Honeymoon for two weeks, which means that even though we love you all, it will be a minute (read: a couple weeks) until we will be ready to release our next episode. In the meantime, however, enjoy this Minisode in which Kelsey A...

In our 69th episode, we discuss the alleged abuse, harassment and exploitation of child actors at everyone's favorite cartoon television studio. Did you know Amanda Bynes has a face tattoo now? Not a great sign. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make u...