Finish It!

This week, Matt gets a special job, Chris hits up a very popular time travel destination—with a couple serious twists you ain’t seen yet, and everyone agrees that Salisbury steak is the gentlest meat! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Star Trek Alien or Finish It! Alien (thanks, Esme!), Chris gets a very special BDTTRPG adventure (it’s long so feel free to jump to 49:30 if y...

This week, Matt slams into back-to-back cheap choose moves that make him sad, Chris gets a Star Wars-y read that makes him happy, and someone makes 18 choices over the course of just 21 pages because that is how this book rolls! https://archive.org/download/355final/355final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Razzie Award-Nominated Science Fiction Film, Chris chal...

This week, Chris rights a wrong from the past, Matt hits a page that makes so little sense he thinks the book is broken (it’s not), and the Universe Governing Body has serious news! Also, it’s Sad Pizza Party time! https://archive.org/download/354-bouncefix/354%20bouncefix.mp3 Additionally, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Space and Beyond, someone sees an endi...

This week, Chris zooms to the head of the class, Matt tries to put a round disc in the hole he has in his head and gags, and if you thought the first paragraph of the book had some mind-chafing science you are not going to like this episode at all! https://archive.org/download/353-final/353%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You I’m A Doctor...

This week, things get a little trippy when Chris encounters another black hole, Matt nails the body language of friendship, and someone forms a triangular force group of renegade spacecrafts (no big deal)! https://archive.org/download/352-final/352%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or A Thing A Kid Wrote to Chris, it’s time to Roll an Alien Dude with the hel...

New book day! Are you ready to travel to space and then also past there? Chris goes somewhere no human has gone before! Matt gets a “classic” ending that he “couldn’t” be “more” excited about! There is math in this book that will break you! https://archive.org/download/351-final/351%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Sci-Fi Movie from the 1950s, Prediction...

We haven’t seen Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast , Solve This Murder and more in like a minute! Good thing they’re back! Will we finally finish this dang book? Or will the struggle grind on? Also, the group checks in on their resolutions from last year (50% crushed, not bad), the Yule bros discover their likely Australian linguistic lineage, and let’s have a cheer for the Mechanized Scarecro...

Get comfy! Hang out! Take it nice and easy and let’s dig our way back through this last adventure! Fantasy Finish It! Who Wins the Book? What book will be next? Go to the discord to vote for your fave when you’re ready! https://archive.org/download/349-final/349%20final.mp3 Also, Chris busts out the classic segment Excuse Me Mr. Packard so the guys can crank out some more endings, Power Ups make t...

Oh holy cow you guys this could be it! There are only two endings left! If your boys find em both we’re talking a clean sweep of this book! That’s some hot literary janitation! Will the final endings be satisfying? How couldn’t they be!? https://archive.org/download/348-final/348%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of a very familiar sounding quiz, Matt gets everyone Checkin’ In to...

This week, Matt gets an ending he hates until he sprinkles on the sarcasm, Chris takes it straight to THE man, and a new podcast feature has been permanently unlocked! https://archive.org/download/347-final/347%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Character from this Book or One of NASCAR’s Top 50 Race Car Drivers Quiz, Chris reveals a Wild Card that adds a new twist to the po...

This week, Matt falls head over heels for a little place called River Flats, Chris loses his taste for skateboarding despite many many many attempts to become a champ, and you had better not mess with the Gang Mafia Mob! https://archive.org/download/346-bounce/346%20bounce.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated, Gleaming the Cube -inspired round of the Blanking the Blank quiz (thanks...

It’s that very special time of year when Xmas has passed and the New Year has not yet arrived! Why not spend it with friends? Dani and Bill are back! But we’re not heading Down Under. In fact, we don’t even get to read the book we were planning to read. Instead, we get to read one of the best books ever! It’s a Grundle Days miracle! https://archive.org/download/355-final/355%20final.mp3 It’s alway...

This week, Chris’ fears come to life before his very eyes, Matt makes an impression on some dangerous dudes, somebody’s ending makes them a little sick to their stomach, and Krampus drops in to celebrate his most special day! https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/344-final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Ska-Punk Song Title (thanks,...

Hello hello hello this is the Krampus. Turd brother has tried to ruin Krampusnacht by hurting his back but I, the Krampus, assure you that there will be an episode this weekend even if it kills turd brother. https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/krampusnacht-2025-apology.mp3 Image Notes: This work has been identified as being free of known restrictions under copyright law, including a...

Gratitudes to all! This week, Matt makes a new friend with a great smile, and Chris makes somebody smile real big! Wuh-oh! https://archive.org/download/343-final/343%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to round three of GPT-3 Your Own Adventure, the fellas get some Gratitudes out of their system, someone’s a bit stishy on the weekends, and OH BOY is there another sad pizza party on the horizon...

This week, Chris meets the new coolest character in the book, Matt gets really into exercising his constitutional rights, and crime in Park City experiences an unprecedented increasement! https://archive.org/download/342-final/342%20final.mp3 Also, Chris (skater with the heart of a poser) challenges Matt (poser with the heart of a skater) to a round of Are You A Skater or Are You A Poser, the guys...

This week, Matt gets a firsthand look at why Park City has such a bad crime problem, it becomes increasingly obvious that everyone in town is an undercover cop, and Chris is from the river/returns to the river! https://archive.org/download/341-final/341%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Movie All About Skateboarding or that Just Has Some Skateboarding In...

New book week! Matt resists the call to adventure and watches so many other kids pay the price! Chris quits skateboarding twice, yet somehow still becomes a champion! What kind of champion, you ask? Find out now! https://archive.org/download/340-final/340%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Is It a Skate Trick or Is It a Fake Trick quiz, the guys make their Predictions offici...

This is it! Will Chris and Matt find the last two endings of this book and deliver a Creeptobscare to remember? Will Matt pass his final Creeptobscare Challenge? Is anyone even READY for a Creeptobscare Sad Pizza Party? Neck of pony! Vibe of hog! Let the creepy culmination commence! https://archive.org/download/339-final/339%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Adventure Haiku...

This week, Matt accidentally uses tough love to teach a big lesson, Chris discovers something earth-shattering about creature biology, and your mind will be blown by a hot new concept in Halloween costuming! https://archive.org/download/338-bounce/338%20bounce.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a scary movie-themed round of the Synonym Quiz, Matt lobs Chris what he thinks is a total Scaryoke soft...

This week, Creeptobscare continues to barrel along as Matt doubles his trouble, Chris gets into the movie picture business, and someone can’t name a single person from the entire last year of pop culture! https://archive.org/download/336-final/336%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Stephen King-themed round of the Mishy Mashy Quiz, Chris gets into Halloween costume choices in the new seg...

This week, Matt learns that the Creature is the least of their worries, Chris goes for quite a spin , and the Creeptobscare challenges continue! Are you prepared for multiple The Prestiges ? Is anyone?! https://archive.org/download/336-final/336%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the One Word Witch Quiz (thanks, Ty!), the guys randomly generate new friends in Let’...

BOO! Blow the dust off that ol’ bowl of candy corn, it’s Creeptobscare time again! This year, the bros are going 5 straight weeks in fish monster heaven! But will they be able to find all 10 endings and finish the book before Creeptobscare ends? WILL THEY?! https://archive.org/download/335-final/335%20final.mp3 Also, Chris is challenged to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Spoopy Edition, Matt...

This week, it’s back-to-school time! Matt makes two whole choices, and Chris gets a read where everything turns out fine. Or does it?! And then, OR DOES IT AGAIN?! https://archive.org/download/334-final/334%20final.mp3 Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction is a License Plate (see plate “numbers” below), the guys get to Thinking Outside the Box about how to make a great impr...

This week, there are two endings left but Matt isn’t feeling so great about his read. Why, it would take a straight-up book miracle for the guys to finish this book in this episode! An honest-to-gosh BOOK MIRACLE. Who could harness the powers of chaos to complete such a mighty task? Maybe SOMEONE?! https://archive.org/download/333-final/333%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Int...