Elliot In The Morning

EITM: Take Your Pet To Work Week 6/22/26 22.06.2026 21:50 ↓

With a quick flashback to Take Your Child To Work Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Roofs Are Tops 6/22/26 22.06.2026 24:58 ↓

Bar none. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Talk The Loss 6/19/26 19.06.2026 14:54 ↓

Are the na's and boo's hyphenated? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Escape 6/19/26 19.06.2026 24:11 ↓

(The Penal Code Auto Song) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Appalachian Fail 6/19/26 19.06.2026 25:27 ↓

This explains so many trail names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: SnubHub 6/18/26 18.06.2026 26:13 ↓

WORLD CUP  ̶O̶R̶  BUST See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM interviews Brad Meltzer 18.06.2026 24:05 ↓

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EITM: Herndon House 6/17/26 17.06.2026 27:44 ↓

"Anonymous" may be listener of the day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Happy & Sad 6/27/26 17.06.2026 29:14 ↓

...is not just a song by Kacey Musgraves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: The Chlora Means 6/17/26 17.06.2026 26:23 ↓

Pissing in the swim. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Stay Silent, Partner 6/16/26 16.06.2026 24:44 ↓

It's work, spouse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Right To Humans 6/16/26 16.06.2026 23:48 ↓

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EITM: Loudest Whistler 6/15/26 15.06.2026 27:59 ↓

Is it Caps fan Kathy Graninger? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Life Finds A Tray 6/15/26 15.06.2026 22:47 ↓

Must eat faster? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Gas Fail 6/12/26 12.06.2026 21:18 ↓

Transferring from your stomach or bowels to your new school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM interviews Young The Giant 12.06.2026 44:25 ↓

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EITM: Swim California 6/11/26 11.06.2026 23:45 ↓

900 miles. 4 months. 1 coast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: The Bar Is Old 6/11/26 11.06.2026 32:37 ↓

I'm John Laurens in the place to be A-two pints of Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Sister-In-Love 6/11/26 11.06.2026 23:41 ↓

Marrying your ex-lover's sibling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Kan Cao, Ph.D. 6/10/26 10.06.2026 14:19 ↓

The University of Maryland professor and associate chair of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics called back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Fraysexy 6/10/26 10.06.2026 31:25 ↓

And don't know it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: See You Later, Alligator? 6/10/26 10.06.2026 27:34 ↓

After while, crocodile! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Cruising For Marbles 6/9/26 09.06.2026 28:18 ↓

Senile isn't just a river activity in Egypt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Sperm & Fuzzy 6/9/26 09.06.2026 33:53 ↓

The unregulated donor market. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Sagrada Família 6/8/26 08.06.2026 27:19 ↓

Pope Leo XIV, Erin M Barlow, and everyone else. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.