Elliot In The Morning

EITM: Metal On Metal 9/1/26 01.09.2026 32:06 ↓

Is there a detector in the house? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Table For Too Close 8/31/26 31.08.2026 16:55 ↓

Boy, got me dinin' side by side! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Spermission To Date 8/31/26 31.08.2026 38:19 ↓

Romantic connection or genetic attraction? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: The Game 8/28/26 28.08.2026 25:06 ↓

OK? Go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Macula Conception 8/27/26 27.08.2026 31:42 ↓

The world’s first complete retinal transplant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 8/27/26 27.08.2026 17:25 ↓

The NASA astrophysicist on the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: ASL 8/27/26 27.08.2026 29:53 ↓

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EITM: Buried Treasure 8/27/26 27.08.2026 24:56 ↓

Except he's not a pirate, he's your boyfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Joan The Moan 8/26/26 26.08.2026 7:34 ↓

(Not the three things that Colton said.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Sound's Good 8/26/26 26.08.2026 33:19 ↓

Super singing bath bowls? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Form K-9 8/26/26 26.08.2026 18:11 ↓

Dogs at the office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Remembering Dolly Parton 8/26/26 26.08.2026 14:07 ↓

January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: The Tall Goodbye 8/25/26 25.08.2026 24:12 ↓

A new sign guy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: I Woke Up To A Bat Trying To Burrow In My Mouth 8/25/26 25.08.2026 29:23 ↓

'This is a bat PSA.' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Pass On Delivery 8/25/26 25.08.2026 18:58 ↓

The maternity care crisis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Pursuit Purview 8/24/26 24.08.2026 20:31 ↓

Elliot was NOT in this chase. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Signing On 8/24/26 24.08.2026 17:31 ↓

Elliot was back in Houston over the weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Complaint 8/21/26 21.08.2026 20:52 ↓

I'm not going to be ignored, Jill. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Brie Bella Pop 8/21/26 21.08.2026 33:01 ↓

Sorry, poop. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Hobbies 8/21/26 21.08.2026 23:59 ↓

When you judge others, you do not define them; you define yourself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Get In On The Ground Floor 8/20/26 20.08.2026 30:01 ↓

Exit out of the basement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Thera-psst 8/20/26 20.08.2026 19:44 ↓

(Don't tell anyone, but I'm doing my virtual counseling right now.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Signing On 8/20/26 20.08.2026 13:25 ↓

"So yesterday, we had some phone problems ..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Worst Movie Sequels 8/19/26 19.08.2026 19:11 ↓

Of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: WiFi Motion 8/19/26 19.08.2026 20:42 ↓

...in the ocean. (Because you threw it there.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.