Don't Go Outside

As we creep every closer to our inevitable demise, let us reflect on what we have achieved. Some of us, I’m sure would have done great things, seen unimaginable sights, traveled the globe and will rest easy knowing that they have made the world a better place for those that follow. And then there are the rest of us that have done pretty much sweet FA. Now might be a good time to change that. Perha...

As a controversial Pop megastar once asked…Who’s bad? Some might answer “You Michael”, while other, blindly optimistic, people would look to the wide, wide world of TV and film for their answer. And well they might, as we all love a good baddie. From Bond to Coronation Street there are hundreds of real wrong ‘uns ready to do someone wrong. In this episode the guys give their verdict on who they th...

Look…We’ve all got holes in our pop cultural education. Admit it. Have you ever pretended to like a band you’ve never heard of, or a film you’ve never seen? Of course you have…and so have your friends. Yes. ESPECIALLY that one!  So let’s sit down, hold hands and come clean (within reason obvs), but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you...

This episode was recorded during the heatwave of last year’s commonwealth games so forgive Allen’s excitement and he hails a cab straight into the heart of London to find himself a Ladyboy. Late to the party again, Pete takes his first Uber ride, and there’s the ultimate Movie Monster Royal Rumble. Who wins? You might be surprised! So, grab your rubber duck, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! Y...

They say never meet your heroes…or see your favourite band 30 years passed their prime! Dean explains why he learned this the hard way. We talk music related movies, cannibalistic actors, and who you would get to play you in a movie of your life. So, Hello Cleveland, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual...

In this LONG awaited epidsode we talk space. Deep space and what might (or might not) be floating around in it. Could there be life on Mars? The group is split but there’s always the camel beauty pageant to take are mind off things. So, keep your eyes to the skies but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual po...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…the week after Christmas. So now the turkey has gone and we’re down to the last six boxes of chocolate, we can relax, unwind and listen to these three goons chat about all things festive. You want Xmas Chat? Check. You want amazing film facts? Check. You want poetry? That’s right…POETRY! Big. Fat. Check.  Disclaimer – Not all (or any) “facts” are thoroughly...

The week we lost Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (Mam as in jam), the guys take time to reflect on what was, to some, a fittingly right Royal send off, but to others a huge waste of tax payers money in a time of financial crisis and uncertainty. Which camp are we pitching our tents? But it’s not all crowns and coffins. We also talk about Dean’s social media misunderstanding, movie remakes that shou...

Whether you’re a horror fiend, a thriller killer or an unashamed dirty Rom-Com whore there’s a movie genre for everyone. But what if we can’t have them all?  As Netflix stumbles in the streaming site wars amid ever growing competition, rumours emerge of a genre cull. Is that something that the sofa-plex going public will tolerate? What genre would you be willing to lose? How about the “Culinary Th...

What do YOU do when you think no-one’s looking? That’s disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, but in this latest episode the guys talk about what they do, and although nowhere near as bad as what you get up to…it’s still pretty weird. Mannequin molestation?  We talk big screen too. Al finally put a shift in and watched “Ghostbusters: Afterlife”, Pete goes all Grindhouse and discusses Ty...

As we remember the late Taylor Hawkins, Al tries to differentiate between a Flamingo and a Pelican (It was neither) and Pete discovers what QAnon is all about, we turn to the silver screen for solace. Want to know what we think about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock in the chops? Make yourself comfortable. Curious about our thoughts on The Batman? You’re welcome. Add to that Starz original Pam &...

In uncertain times it’s good to take a look back at happier, safer times. A time when a group of European terrorists can take control of a tower block and leave you with a smile on your face, a killer robot from the future tells you he’ll be back, and a drunken Chinese man falls from a balcony, breaking his back…and we laugh! Oh, how we laughed. So, break out your best Kung Fu, and cue the montage...

With Allen otherwise engaged in pursuing his lifelong ambition to create a world record, it’s left to Dean and Pete to steer this shabby looking ship into calmer waters. And as Pete’s got a bit of a cold that mainly leaves Dean to carry the load. But it’s not all bad news…we got to go back to the cinema! We’ve got Marvel’s Black Widow, DC’s The Suicide Squad and M. Night Shyamalan’s Old to talk ab...

This week the guys take a look in to the darker side of life (and death) as we talk killers. As in serial killers…the real ratbags. We’re talking Ramirez…Raider…Ripper. But we also talk about cats and coldsores so, you know, it’s not all severed heads and people sandwiches! A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used...

In this new episode the guys get a little nostalgic as we hark back to the days of the ZX Spectrum, the BMX and singing along to the Auf Wiedersehen Pet theme tune. Yes…the eighties! In a time before irony was invented we take a look back at the biggest movies of the time, how Allen is consistently taken in by fan made trailers, and can Dean really blame everything on his under-active thyroid? Tha...

As we start to see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, the guys talk about the vaccination rollout , what exactly constitutes a substantial meal, and why you’ll never look at a bottle of Jameson’s whisky the same way again! oh, and non UK listeners may want to google Keith Chegwin...the Chegwin chat gets weirdly intense. So, grab yourself a Scotch egg, pour yourself a stiff one, but whate...

This week see’s the guys mulling over the age old question…who would win in a fight between Robocop and R2-D2. Obviously Robocop, but what about Robocop and the Terminator? Obviously The Terminator because he’s bad ass and totally rocks. From the future of AI to the best movie robots, this is a tech heavy android-fest. Ready for the singularity? Thought not. A word of warning…as this podcast was r...

Another lockdown…another zoom call. Againt the odds the guys attempt to bring you premium content with minimum effort, and it sort of works! They cover the usual topics…the Blue Peter tortoise graveyard, monkey jealousy, but it’s mainly about Bond…James Bond. After the passing of wife-slapping legend Sean Connery, it seemed only right that we give the Bond franchise a good going over.  A word of w...

It's that time of year when we buy all our presents online, keep well apart from our friends and loved ones and gawp at one another over a glitchy video call. Yes....it's CHRISTMAS! The guys get together for a little festive chat about all things christmas...food...films...and food. The usual. So, have a very merry Christmas, a brighter New Year, but whatever you do...Don't Go Outsi...

This week the guys wield their great power with little or no responsibility as we talk all things spider. Spider-man…Spider killers…and just massive spiders!  We cover the latest TV adaption of Aldous Huxley’s novel Brave New World, Netflix movie Inheritance, and Dean recounts the story of “Denver Spider-man”, Theodore Edward Coneys. So, re-fill your web shooter, get your Spidey Sense tingling,  b...

This week the guys have been doing some heavy duty sitting down and talk about what they’ve watched with their eyes. We’re talking Ratched. We’re talking Utopia. We’re talking The Haunting of Bly Manor. Is that enough for ya? Plus we have Disco clowns, some good facts from Al, and we hear the next instalment in the never to be released movie…Griller Killer! So, pre-heat your oven to 180c ,baste yo...

This week the guys discuss John Carpenter’s killer car flick “Christine”, Christopher Nolan’s brain melting time- twister “Tenet”, and Al expresses his surprising concern for former Queen bassist John Deacon. So, start your engines,adjust your seatbelt,  but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

This week the guys decide to take matters into their own hands. Spurred on by underwhelming horror flick The Slenderman, Dean thinks it’s time to have a stab at writing their own movie script. How hard can it be, right? Allen’s back with some easy to disprove facts, Dean tells us about the creepy tale of Dr. Carl Tanzler, and we learn all about the 45 degree rule. So, check the angle of your dangl...

In this episode, the guys tackle the big questions. Time…what is it? When was it? What exactly is the Sith’s policy on bin collection? They talk about their top time travel movies, mysterious time travelling market traders and Allen reveals his plan to go back in time and kill cheese.  So, Kill, Die, Repeat but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

Do Penguins have legs? Does Gregory Peck have a great big neck? What the Hell is Batpussy? I guess we’ll never know for certain, but listening to this episode will certainly give us a better insight into some of life’s unanswerable questions. Like what was Robert De Niro’s finest performance? Dean scares himself half to death by watching horror classic The Omen, Al tells us what he’s learned this...