Delete This!

So, I got hacked, which was a huge pain in the butt and has taken over my life a bit! But now we're back! Let's also talk about...TwikTwoks, Twump, Flu Shots, whining about airports, and FUCKING PLUMS.

Giant chickens, badass cougars, and terrible song lyrics. 

Hank is a TikTok star now, so all bets are off.

We're gonna talk a little bit about jokes, and the conversation that is being had about them. Also I had a top reply to Rudy Giulianni, which was unpleasant, and also I AM A BWEESINESS MAN and wish to launch my new television show SPICE FACE.

SHARPIES IT'S JUST SHARPIES THE WHOLE EPISODE IS SHARPIES

Let's talk for way too long about Brolene and grocery store shelves and socialism!

Today we're joined by Nick Jenkins who will help us discuss everything from salty sweet foods to teaching at a university to why Twitter was suddenly full of butts!

It's Earth Bones! And then Delete This! And then Earth Bones and then Delete This again!! Basically, in the beginning it's Madison, and then it will fade into Minneapolis and it's not going to make a ton of sense, but I had to share. 

There's some really good stuff in here, I think. When it comes to bad news on Twitter...and big news...and things that we have lots of thoughts about, sometimes we have to ask if we're the ones who should be talking, or if we're the ones who should be listening. And also, I have big questions about the antagonism some people have to difference, whether that's mushroom allergies or immigrants. But...

Hank and Katherine start off with some real fun! Number neighbors turn out to have been a really wholesome Twitter thing. But then everything went sour and suddenly things sucked again. Damnit.

Hank and Katherine talk toads and CATS and eggs and astrology and, yes, despite all of our efforts to the contrary….Gushers.

In which Katherine has strong opinions about FaceApp that Hank would like to officially distance himself from...and also we're very worried about America, but only briefly, because how the hell do you interface with this ugliness? Also, meal kits, grebes, and diapers in space!

Let's make this one quick, but also funny. Hank and Katherine are going to discuss their friend's viral tweet, Cream of Wheat, being escalated to Apple's executive support, why Mola mola are great, what can be found in the "American" section of a Tesco, and Hank gets really mad about the TelePrompTer corporation.

Hank and Katherine talk about the Twitter Hole Prank, Smash Mouth's All Star (of course) and what a good dirty boy Jon Cozart is. Sorry our Beyonce episode never came out...you can find it at...the...patreon.

Near the end of this episode we take a weird turn, so hopefully that isn't too jarring. Basically, Katherine and I accidentally stumbled across the podcast/journal of a 12 year old girl and it was weirdly unsettling and emotional! But also, lots of fun is had...we talk body hair and Keanu Reeves and old internet and fart terms.

Twitter was rough for me this week, but we mostly don't talk about that. Instead, we have John Green Soccer Manga to discuss...four word advice, very expensive computer monitor stands, and a great Keanu Twitter Hole.

Hank and Katherine discuss business ideas, concerts, sexual orientation, and people's dumb food opinions.

Hank and Katherine talk about salps, monkies, the worst fork, idiotic injuries, embarrassing word confusion, and how ricotta is probably not even a cheese. 

Hank and Katherine discuss THE TEA...but only a little bit. We spend more time on the importance of birthday cards and whether Gush Milk is soda.

Have we cried on Delete This yet? There's a little bit of crying in this episode. Let's get mad about elitist bread and Ken Jeopardy getting dragged into a Twitter fight he never even had, and probably some other dumb stuff. 

In which Hank accidentally buys 600 boxes of Gushers. Also, let's talk about spoilers, your luxury face bones, book titles, and the Ant-Man theory.

Let's talk about ocean garbage, Notre Dame, milking the gush, tactical emery boards, Antman, and flicking people off instead of flipping them.

So, we're going to have some pretty serious conversations about loneliness and regressive politics. We are also going to talk a fair bit about Gushers.

In which Hank and Katherine discuss peeves, april fools, Katherine's library of sighs, speculating about what Putin thinks, twitter holes, writing books, and #taurusthings. 

Let's go down some Twitter holes. Let's Cancel Bill Clinton...but NOT MAYOR PETE! Let's meet Fiji Water, and play the first ever Delete This-Specific Twitter Game!!