DeepFried Scrolls

Unk steps outside at 7 a.m. and the scroll goes left immediately — from squirrels getting way too bold, to how greed runs the healthcare game, to the gut-punch realization that he’s only got five summers left in his 20s. Along the way he talks failed doctor visits, fake friends, lust, football, Theo Von, being the therapist in everyone’s DMs, and why confidence is the real superpower. This one’s f...

In Scroll 016, Unk goes from Chuck E. Cheese nostalgia to weed reflections, Mexican food rants, and visions for DeepFriedLogic’s future. Along the way, he talks growth, flow, and why perspective can change everything. Funny, real, and raw — this scroll’s got it all.

In Scroll 015, Unk breaks down life’s wild curveballs — from an ex moving in next door, to the growing weight of influence, to the hard lessons that come with failure. TheDeepFriedScrolls aren’t just podcasts, they’re timeless stories — raw, funny, and unfiltered perspective from your favorite Unk.

In Episode 14, Unk skips his usual walk-pod thanks to the rain and takes listeners through a raw ride of life updates and reflections. From debating Sonic half-price cheeseburgers after a 10-hour shift to breaking down his celibacy journey, he keeps it brutally honest. He rants about tipping culture from his pizza delivery days, revisits his childhood fear of the world ending in 2012, and even pau...

“Episode 13 is live. Unk cleans his room, folds his clothes, and drops heat the whole way through. From pimps on Hoe Island to lemon pepper wings, from making friends to fighting through pain for pizza — this one’s a ride. Tap in now and take a walk with Unk, even when he’s stuck at home. 🎧🔥

Unc’s on his off day, walking and talking real. From giving a nephew first-date advice, to keeping it real about having braces as a grown man, to reflecting on anime ( Attack on Titan ), The Boys , Human Centipede, and even Doja Cat’s “Candy.” He gets heavy about legacy, faith, and his auntie’s peace lily — then light again debating pancakes vs waffles and dreaming about tailgates. Episode 12 is a...

Good morning, nephews. It’s your favorite Unc back on the mic. In Episode 11, I talk about battling the TikTok algorithm, friends who get “Hollywood,” and why I’ll always post the good, the bad, and the ugly. I take y’all through random life gems — dodging sprinklers at 7 a.m., breaking news to Ben Foster, cooking ideas on the toilet, and plotting on a bushy-haired girl from the YMCA. We get into...

Unk scraped himself out the bed like a smash burger to bring y’all this one. From aging high school friends at an engagement party, to losing a hundred on Tennessee football, to imagining pro wrestling as a high school sport—this one’s all over the place. We hit on bus ride memories, crossing paths with hood niggas, and what it really means to stay real when everybody else is fake. Tap in, laugh,...

Unk’s first-ever hungover pod. From shots he didn’t even want, to pulling up at his boy’s engagement party, to realizing how much he really wants a bestie for his bestie — it’s all here. He gets real about dating white girls, talks about how his taste in women has grown, and why his mama has to make a cookbook before she goes. Sprinkle in stories of wild college nights, chance run-ins with country...

Unc is back on the vest walk after tongue surgery, talking everything from Charlie Kirk’s shooting and America’s gun problem, to wild NCAA drug test stories (yes, somebody really gotta watch you pee). He drops game on riz at the dog park, why baddies don’t always have friends, and how not to get friendzoned. There’s fair food cravings, dreams about being a dad, why fish are pointless pets, and eve...

Unk is back fresh off tongue surgery and he’s walking Nashville with a lot on his mind. From the pain (pause, resume) of healing, to chasing dreams, to why horses are just hot blondes of the animal kingdom. He opens up about social anxiety, stuttering, being misunderstood, and what it means to stand up like his dad did that day with the horse. He rants about work, dreams of freedom, and why consis...

What’s good, nephews — welcome back to DeepFried Logic . Unk takes you on another morning walk — vest stankin’, mind racing, and nothing’s off the fryer: 💍 The Memphis “Country Pleasin’” that should’ve been my wife 🔥 Breakups, ego, and why exes fuel the grind 👅 Lingual frenectomy & walking into surgery like Brock Lesnar 🐕 Why I need a big dog (and why a mini doodle won’t cut it) 📺 Dreamin...

What’s good, nephews — Unk is back with Episode 5 of DeepFried Logic. This morning walk turned into a whole ride: Winning the mornings & why head starts separate you Why I smile at nervous white moms when I pass ‘em in the vest DM floodgates open (I see y’all, I’m responding when I can) That Safari porn tab panic moment we’ve all had Takis, boo-boo pressure, and turning discomfort into a ritua...

Welcome back to another walk with DeepFried Logic. Unk takes you on a two-hour walk through life — and nothing’s off the fryer: 🏋🏽‍♂️ Weighted vests, shoulder pads & linebacker energy 👥 Friends bringing color back to life 🏈 Lee Corso’s last mascot head & legacy moments 💈 Fresh cuts, The Rock’s theme song & main character syndrome 💀 Rap music, Black men & moving through life on...

Welcome to Episode 3 of DeepFried Logic. Unk takes you on another ride through the fryer — messy thoughts, fried wisdom, and nothing held back: 👾 TikTok trolls, hate & John Cena’s “rise above” mentality 🏀 Nephew hating from the sidelines & life lessons from hooping 🧀 Pizza job nostalgia, teamwork vs. isolation at work 🪤 Mousetraps & micromanaging bosses 💀 Vulnerability, trolls &am...

Unk’s back after a long shift — tired, fried, and ready to talk. Nothing’s off the fryer: 🧹 Work beef & awkward apologies 💔 Love life confessions & never putting all your eggs in one basket 🔥 Fine women, sauna whiffs & college bra memories 🏈 College football passion & SEC family culture 🌒 The depression of early sunsets & daylight savings rants 🎶 Hood nigga soul & the...

Welcome to the first official episode of DeepFried Logic. Unk takes you on a walk through life — and nothing’s off the fryer: 🏡 Rich neighborhoods & chasing success 🚲 Childhood scars & money lessons 🍗 Fat logic & WWE’s Nia Jax 🎭 Being Black in white-ass Nashville 🏈 Colts slander & Indianapolis revelations 💭 Fantasy vs reality & chasing dreams 🎄 Family dysfunction & w...