Dead Men Talking

Taskbastard 2 will be recorded on 23rd January at Fairfield Social Club in Manchester! Tickets available at 9am on Fri 16th November on Patreon. Rootin’ Tootin’ Adam Rowe tells us why he loves cowboys (and we explain why he’s wrong), Rob loses an argument about music (but doesn’t care), Freddy gets confused about gay things (but is gay) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Madison gets to speak publicly for the first time. Freddy wants to be commemorated when he dies. We find the most pointless talent in the world. Tom can’t read someone’s name (because it’s stupid) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Liam Payne is dead which is very sad obviously. Freddy has an old man moan about Halloween. Someone eats a gigantic sandwich. We solve a problem by buying a bike. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geordie legend Gav Webster joins us as we work out all the things the King has never done. A landlord demands to see women’s clothes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacob Hawley has a big, slow heart and used to have a sex doll. Russell Brand has been a naughty boy again. We find the weirdest romantic gesture ever. Freddy and Rob disagree about gifts (and everything, obvs) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frenchy is back! Freddy meets his biggest fan, and the worst waitress. Rob has an emergency. A man lives in a bin.  Check out Frenchy’s podcast, with a special episode recorded with Freddy and Rob here https://youtu.be/RIwdCkB05uI?si=8C9FuMcoMuYv4JAn And follow him on insta obvs https://www.instagram.com/sungaattack/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rory Paints has painted the Dead Men and it is HORRIFIC. He also tells us about how rubbish India is and why he’s being sued by Hasbulla (but not Erling Haaland) See the uncensored painting in our discord https://discord.gg/X2J5j8zE Follow Rory and buy his book! https://www.instagram.com/rory.paints/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/Paintings-Erling-Haaland-Rory-Paints/dp/B0CN58NMYB Hosted on Acast. See a...

Kai Humphries learns how to get rid of a blended woman. Tom has a new pair of glasses and they look stupid. Freddy is even closer to death. Follow Kai, he’s very funny https://www.instagram.com/kaihumphries/?hl=en https://x.com/kaihumphries Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Powder Chugger Crawford tells us what he will and won’t eat, how he became a tiktok star and whether or not he’s stupid Give him a follow and watch him eat weird stuff https://www.tiktok.com/@c.r.a.w.f.o.r.d6   https://www.youtube.com/@williamcrawford-mb3dm https://www.instagram.com/billycrawford570/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THIS ONE IS VERY DARK YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Dave Longley tries to settle the argument of whether Freddy is autistic or not. Then he says some horrible, horrible things. We advise headphones for this one.  NOT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION But if you do like it then check out Dave’s new podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/58rciyE7z5ynRcVdJjZFjR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Gbemi Oladipo thinks about going to the slavery museum, Freddy kisses his Dad and a man gets a terrible reward from work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jack Skipper fails at his Mastermind specialist subject. Freddy takes laziness to a new level. Tom learns about 4D. Follow Jack Skipper on insta, he’s really funny https://www.instagram.com/mrjackskipper/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re in Edinburgh where Carl Donnelly joins with tales of Indian Mousetrap. Freddy gets a bad review. Rob has done a very loud fart. Tom has done something much worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hatty Preston is in the guest host seat and tells us why everyone loves her. Someone emails us with a stupid name. Freddy brags about knowing the alphabet. Check out Hatty and Kay Nicholson’s new podcast: Bit Much Babe https://www.youtube.com/@BitmuchBabe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob wants to become a signwriter, Freddy has a lookalike, a man swallows things he shouldn’t (and it’s not Freddy) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got a new team member! But we won’t be letting her talk. A woman defenestrates her kid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nina Gilligan tells us off for being naughty boys. Trump got shot. Rob likes big shouldered girls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Freddy thinks we need to change his name because he’s not fat, and wants to get rid of hills because he’s too fat. Also Fat Olympics. It’s a very fat heavy episode. What else did you expect? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Youtuber Teddy Grey joins us to talk about Jay Slater and the Mum detectives of Facebook, and we have a new idea for a tattoo. Follow Teddy here https://www.youtube.com/@TeddyGreyOS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Use discount code DMT25 for some new gear at https://www.fradime.co.uk/ Should you accept pasta from a mechanic? Is there a better alternative to a minute’s silence? And should we be shredding our poo? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FREE BEER! http://beer52.com/deadmen   Use discount code DMT25 for some new gear at https://www.fradime.co.uk/ Adult creator Kat Baker joins the Dead Men as we dissect a trouble marriage Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Use discount code DMT25 for some new gear at https://www.fradime.co.uk/ We sensibly debate the benefits of National Service, decide whether Beyonce is better than chips and discuss Freddy’s new film role Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Use discount code DMT25 at https://www.fradime.co.uk/ Tom’s been on holiday, Freddy finds some quicksand, we talk dubious usernames. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.