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Champagne wishes, 30 crying bitches. This week we look at the women vying for Colton Underwood's heart on the 23rd season of ABC's The Bachelor! Join mouthy broads Jenna and Danika every week as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and our own sordid dating lives! Follow: Insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Art: Kat Buckley Music: Bensound.com

It's been a wild ass off season here in Bachelor Nation and we are here to break it all down. And to break down... personally. Join comedian Jenna and writer Danika as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and their sordid dating lives! Subscribe/share/review and earn our undying love! Follow: Insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Email datecardthepodcast@gmail.com Art:...

*insert titanic old lady gif* 'It's been 84 years'...but we made it rose heads! the finale of BIP s5. Break ups! Fantasy suites! Bad editing! Engagements! Chris Harrison masterfully guides us through this bittersweet symphony. Jenna and Danika attempt to break down every rollercoaster moment and more! Join comedian Jenna Vesper and friends as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchis...

They say you can leave bachelor in paradise whenever you want...but Danika and I are stuck in a prison of our own making. But if we are being honest, we don't want out. This ep recaps all 5 hours of the damn show and we talk the new bachelor announcement ugh. Join comedian Jenna Vesper and her friends as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and their own sordid dating lives!...

Danika is back and we have some tea to spill!!! Turns out Leo is trash and has time to dm us (check out the onsta @datecardpod)! Also we attempt to recap 4 hours of this mess!! Join comedian Jenna Vesper and friends as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and their sordid dating lives! Subscribe/share/review and earn my undying love! Follow: Insta @datecardpod Twitter @dateca...

I feel like a real connection was made on tonights episode of BIP...with myself and guest host Danika!! Get ready for two bachelor stans drunk on cheap booze dive deep into this wild ep! Join comedian Jenna Vesper and friends as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and their sordid dating lives! Subscribe/share/review and earn my undying love! Follow: Insta @datecardpod Twitt...

Ep $ of BIP was a little sleepy but there was a good amount of switch-em-ups. Plus SO MANY KISSES! Join comedian Jenna Vesper and friends as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise...and their sordid dating lives! Subscribe/share/review and earn my undying love! Follow: Insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Email datecardthepodcast@gmail.com Art: Kat Buckley Music: Bensound....

This week Jenna does the damn thing...alone! And what happens might shock you......she stays on topic!! Well she rants about a very real issue plaguing tinder. But for real this recap podcast recaps the fuck out of episode 3 of BIP season 5. Join comedian Jenna Vesper and friends as they recap the trash fire that is The Bachelor franchise and nation...and thier sordid dating lives!! Subscribe and...

Jenna is joined by her two best friends Zoe & Kat in her very tropically humid bedroom. What do we talk about? BIP, The Goose, Andy Rooney, Spitting in mouths! Darling Jenna Vesper recaps The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and her own sordid dating lives!! Like and subscribe and share!! Leave a rating if it feels right to you, love you regardless! Follow us on Insta @datecardpod Twitter...

Guest friend Iris Gorman takes sail with Jenna as bach nation embarks on the adventure that is Bachelor In Paradise!! Land Ho!!! Rrrrrr there be booty in them palapas!!! Get it??? Sorry! Darling Jenna Vesper & friends recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Like and subscribe and share and review!! Follow us on Insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcas...

Guests Zoe and Rian join Jenna on THE MOST EMOTIONAL 3 HOUR FINALE EVER...THIS YEAR...but was it?? Listen and find out! We also talk about jersey shore and donuts!!! Darlings Jenna Vesper & friends recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Like and subscribe and share and review!! Follow us on Insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Email datecardthep...

We gave Dylan the week off to spare him the experience that was a 2 hour Men Tell All...where in which we were told very little. So show sponsor /Jenna's partner/artist Rian Thomas sits down with Jenna...and they actually recap this damn thing. we did the damn thing ya'll. Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Like...

Should you choose to forgo your individual podcasts, please use this episode to listen as a couple in the fantasy suite. Use protection. NSFW. Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Like and subscribe and share!! Leave a rating if it feels right to you, we love you regardless! Follow us on Insta @datecardpod Twitter...

IT'S HOMETOWN WEEK B******!! Guest Kat Buckley joins us this week, the week in which the bachelorette finally starts getting good. So lets meet the parents and get awkward! Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Every week they will watch 2 hours of this beloved hot mess and then tell Bachelor Nation our real thought...

This week we our SPONSOR joins us to recap this very...emotional episode of the bachelorette. EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE we all have it. NSFW! Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!!Every week Jenna and Dylan will watch two hours of this beloved hot mess and then tell Bachelor Nation our real thoughts and feelings! Like and su...

This episode of The Bachelorette was hard...or boring...or bad. We can't decide. But what we do know is that Dylan is crazy, sexy, cool and would like single straight boys to slide into my DMs. Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Like and subscribe and share!! Leave a rating if it feels right to you, we love you r...

Dylan is BACK!! And he's a changed man...hopefully for the better. Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Every week Jenna and Dylan will watch two hours of this beloved hot mess and then tell Bachelor Nation our real thoughts and feelings! Like and subscribe and share!! Leave a rating if it feels right to you, we lo...

Our hearts are flat like the earth...they go on and on for Becca! Join my darling co-host Zoe Proval and I as we dive deep into week 4! Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Like and subscribe and share!! Leave a rating if it feels right to you, we love you regardless! Follow us on Insta @datecardpod Email datecardt...

Guest Host Sam, fills in for my sweet Dylan this week, and we recap the heck out of week 3!! Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Every week Jenna and Dylan will watch two hours of this beloved hot mess and then tell Bachelor Nation our real thoughts and feelings! Like and subscribe and share!! Leave a rating if it...

Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, The BIP, and our own sordid dating lives!! Every week Jenna and Dylan will watch two hours of this beloved hot mess and then tell Bachelor Nation our real thoughts and feelings! Like and subscribe and share!! Leave a rating if it feels right to you, we love you regardless! Follow us on Insta @datecardpod Email datecardth...

NIGHT ONE FUN! Limo exits! Drama! Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, BIP and our own sordid dating lives!! Every week Jenna and Dylan will watch two hours of this beloved hot mess and then tell the bachelor nation our real thoughts and feelings!! Like and subscribe and share!! Leave a rating if it feels right to you, we love you regardless! follow us on I...

Darlings Jenna Vesper and Dylan Carlino recap The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, BIP and our own sordid dating lives!!! Every week Jenna and Dylan will watch two hours of this beloved hot mess and then tell the bachelor nation our real thoughts and feelings!!!! like and subscribe and share!! leave a rating if it feels right to you, we love you regardless! follow us on Insta @datecardpod twitter @card...