Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

This week, The Important Broadcast was looser, more relaxed, but just as much fun. Please note that it was NOT zany or wacky and there were definitely no 'skits'. Find out about the time Steve was haunted, what The Great Leader's impulsive spending habits have seen him purchase this week and consider the question, "how do bus timetables REALLY work?" Please send your listener comments to Danny@rad...

Peepo guys! This week, The Important Broadcast is so broad and informative that you may not be able to handle it. Do you know what suet is? Do you want to hear how Steve's performance as "Best Man" went? Have you ever wanted to introduce Eastenders on BBC 1? All this and more, guys... All this and MORE. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Leave your shoes at the door of the podcast and relax. There... Isn't that better? This week, The Great Leader challenged a crow expert and Steve trusted you, dear listener, with an excerpt from his Best Man speech. There's a fact about crabs and some sort of mind exercise involving a flock of sheep. Just stick with that last one. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The Important Broadcast sees itself as an institution, and you should too. This week, the squad dedicated themselves to shout-outs. Why not? There's a story about the beach, The Leader puts you in the Know-Biz and Steve gets confused about 'chins'. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Hello and Get Into The Music to you! This week saw the return of Producer's Travis and Alternative Joe to the Important Broadcast Squad in the absence of 'The Icon' Joe Attewell. In this week's Important Podcast, you can expect to hear about Steve's fly trouble, a mysterious call that came into the studio and find out what The Great Leader really thinks of you, the listener. A lot to learn this we...

The Important Broadcast asks the question - have you ever seen Freddie Mercury's face in a piece of pork? Well go on... Have you? This week, expect shocking bean news, another update on Paul Hollywood and find out what Steve thinks about real ale. You can also look forward to an edition of Tell Me Something I Don't Know that ends in tears. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk T...

This week, The Important Broadcast puts you first. Sure, it doesn't want your opinion, but it will tell you what your opinion is! Expect to find out exactly what YOU like on your pizza. There's also a story about a lad who got sacked and a very one-sided round of Dinner Winner. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

What about that then? Two Important Broadcasts in one weekend! Neither more important than the other but both of great importance. The Great Leader spake of a woman with an octopus for a face, the problems faced by the middle classes and why men from New Zealand are licking pavements. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Whilst The Great Leader wishes for you to understand that this extra podcast is a gift, he also wants it understood that it is COMPULSORY LISTENING. It's no good having a whinge when you fall behind everyone else. Also, why wouldn't you want to listen? Didn't you hear about the return of the third best quiz on the radio..... OH YEAH. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank y...

If you're about to the listen to this podcast and you aren't prepared to learn.... What on Earth are you thinking about? This particular instalment will explain what to look out for in a (very) damp house, detail the alphabet (in FULL!) and more particularly investigate which community the letter 'Y' belongs to. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Thanks to Carol in Chessington for this week's title! It was a textbook broadcast today: The Great Leader, joyous as ever to bring you more news of peafowl. You can also expect some 'mind-blowing' stories and make sure to look out for the parrot community getting it with both barrels. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Hello and Get Into The Music to you! This week, in the absence of Iconic Producer Joe Attewell, Producer's Travis and Alternative Joe joined the Important Broadcast Squad. You can expect to find out about Steve's new 'inventions', what Danny and Steve's finishing moves would be if they were wrestlers and you'll even hear an alternative to Dinner Winner. Get your listener pads open, there are a lot...

The Great Leader was buoyant this week upon Steve's return. You may recall that Steve celebrated a stag do in Dorking last weekend: Just WAIT until you hear how well the sports day went! On this episode, you can expect bird-attacks, Love Island (no good if you actually watch it) and a full-blown LIE in the midst of Dinner Winner! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

You've got the whole world to choose from... Where are you going to book a stag do? Dorking, of course. Steve was absent this week as he took in the sights and smells of Dorking. Meanwhile, The Great Leader was thrilled to have an insight into the various listener chambers; but do you REALLY listen in a cave??? There's also an orange seagull, a couple of Senior Listeners make an appearance and Goo...

For the sake of clarity - the first "pasty" in the title is pronounced PAYSTEE and the second is pronounced PASTEE. Glad we cleared that up. Welcome to Module 78 of The Important Broadcast. Topics covered this week included chickens in Jersey, a Walmart cake and the return of an old nemesis. You can also expect some more ridiculous reviews in X-Rated! Please send your listener comments to Danny@ra...

What sort of person uses a spoon for Marmite? This week's podcast will answer that question, and so many more. The Great Leader spake of many things this week: Not least a driving test centre, paragliding and the last time he saw Noel Gallagher. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

If you hadn't heard of a pig pluck before, then now is the time to start listening. The Great Leader tackled the issue of 'compliance' this week and did so with great aplomb. You can also expect a run down of the nation's breakfast, a touch upon Nazi Jazz and a few reviews about a power station. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

You could never conclude that The Important Broadcast is one to pass you by without controversy. The Great Leader loves it: Every Sunday he arises from his slumber and bathes in a vat of liquid controversy, before setting off for the broadcast. This week, you can expect a story about a monkey, a new X-Rated feature (not saucy) and a deeper look into Steve's dreams (not saucy*). Please send your li...

By all means announce your candidacy for a political party. Everyone else is doing it. But don’t, for goodness sake, try to usurp The Great Leader. He hates it when people do that. This week’s episode will bring you a night out with Chris Moyles & Johnny Vaughan, a pesky crow and sexy puffin. That’ll be plenty. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk.

Greetings Dan Fans. This week The Important Broadcast Podcast had an air of silliness. A giddiness if you will. It'll make you feel as though you just stepped off the tea-cups and ate several donuts in quick succession. Or not. What you can expect involves a daring seagull, a Kruise holiday (yes that's "Kruise" and not "Cruise") and a meat face. There's also a brief stop at the David Hasselhoff mu...

Steve Ferdinando: Always hiding his light under a bushell. Once you know what his job really is, you'll never think of him in the same way again. This week, you can expect ducks, a LOT of salmon and a very serious question about what year it is. There's also a "group" discussion and another thrilling match in the Dinner Winner season. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank...

Name another broadcast that'll bring you up to speed on turkeys, mayonnaise & rice dishes... YOU CAN'T. This week, the Great Leader talks photography, potentially offends the Cockney community and brings the game of Dinner Winner into disrepute. You can also expect a fair few mentions of monster trucks. All that plus the dramatic retelling and 10th anniversary of THAT Eurovision story!    Please s...

You may think to yourself, "Dinner Winner isn't everyone's cup of tea" - but that is irrelevant. How would you know what The Great Leader and The Nitwit had for dinner otherwise? Exactly. This week, Steve went to the theatre, but don't ask him what he saw; that's a pointless question. In other news, Danny found himself in the news. Damn those tabloid jackwagons.  Please send your listener comments...

A broadcast should not be easy. A broadcast should not be fun. This broadcast seeks only to educate and spark debate. Should the Pope be getting involved? Should you listen to music when you run? Should you provide a dossier of evidence when discussing what you had for dinner this week? Yes. Just say yes. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

"It’s here, it’s been filmed in real life and it’s in Bristol because this is what happens in Bristol now". Excellent words from Tristan Cork there. This week, The Important Broadcast challenges you, not only to Get Into The Music, but also to question the merits of a Full English Breakfast. You can also expect a pair of VERY exciting guests from Sesame Street! Please send your listener comments t...