Daily Fail

Flipping the fail bird. This week: The hot, successful figurehead of a very successful show is actually a recovering addict, and therefore a bad person

In the fail caucus, the winner is… nobody. This week: The late Queen, a notable owner of things, actually only owned her name and was devastated when Harry and Meghan… took it from her? The advent of Ozempic reveals that body positivity was always a joke, and women were always crazy

Let us light up the dead of winter with these shimmering, transcendent fails. This week: Ivanka Trump is a nepo baby, so once again we don’t have to talk about the other stuff These famous people are going to RFK Jr.’s party (by which we mean they’re going out of their way to not do that) Women, noted slags, fall out of love with men as a marriage progresses, and there’s ReALLy nO GoOd ReAsOn Join...

2024 is coming in hot with the fails, and we’d expect nothing less. This week: The British monarchs are #thriving, and even if they weren’t, everyone else is definitely worse at this A woman of color is directing a Star War and it’s gonna be a woke flop A 16-year-old darts whiz is dating a 21-year-old darts amateur and what is happening Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and p...

Fail Lang Syne? Auld Lang Fail? Either way, pass the eggnog. This week: The Jackman family’s gingerbread house still happened this year and still looks beautiful even though divorce and heartbreak and whatever That actress from Love, Actually is old now (yuck!) and unrecognizable (she is not) The apocalypse is coming for your phones, and this cybersecurity company is looking pointedly at you to do...

You better watch out / You better not cry / You better not fail / We’re telling you why… This week: Jinger Duggar, a survivor of a literal cult, wore jeans. Whose side are you on about it?! Sydney Sweeney has boobs, and who cares if they’re uncomfortable?! Because men don’t! (it’s giving Men Write Women) Kate Middleton as a baby looked vaguely like her son as a baby, proving that genetics are a th...

Dashing through the fails in a one-horse open SLAY. This week: Taylor Swift’s birthday gift from the paparazzi was hanging out outside her home all day and taking pictures of every single person who approached it Prince of Hugs can’t read the room, Diana would be proud (?) An alien describes sex toys and how they’re actually (1) gross, and (2) hurting women :( Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/daily...

Chasing our tails trying to track down these fails — this week, with special guest James Barr of A Gay And A NonGay. This week: Meghan Markle’s athleisure and practical shoes are hiding the anguish of not being invited to a thing she was definitely invited to Kate wore a REVENGE DRESS that is completely modest and also a dress we have all seen before The US is a dystopian hellscape, masks don’t wo...

‘Tis the season for fails beyond reason. This week: Royal journalist Omid Scobie has a new book out, filled with literally true things about the Royal family. So it’s the Sussexes’ fault! General Motors has to eat a billion dollars in costs from worker strikes, even though they’re still going to be several billion dollars in the green (sad trombone) Jeremy Clarkson is getting dementia, except he’s...

We’re thankful for these fails this week. But not like that.  This week:  Why are all of these hot, successful women single? It’s their fault for not being good enough at dating, of course Meghan Markle must be VERY jealous of Meg Bellamy of “The Crown,” because… reasons. Xi Jinping trembled before the masculine American prowess of Joe Biden, and we swear we’re not being racist about it Find us on...

As we would’ve said in 2011: EPIC FAIL!!! This week: Ivanka Trump wore an outfit to a music festival, and that’s all that’s happening with her family, really Aliens are coming to Earth between 2025 and 2028 and the vibes are gonna be *~tubular~* according to these literal children  Wills and Kate are being attacked for only wearing blue, except it’s not really an attack, it’s just one guy with an...

Fails on unprecedented scales. This week: WOKE PSYCHIATRISTS say you should RESPECT your CHILDREN???? King Charles is once again being bullied by his evil son Harry, who is not coming to an event he was not invited to Whether you wear a bra for hours or months without washing it, we can all agree: women are ugly, smelly, and stupid

To err is human. To fail is divine. This week: The British Royals are #ThriftyGoals, and no, we’re not kidding, that’s literally the article In the wake of Matthew Perry’s tragic death, a very sexist and gross deep-dive into… who he followed on Instagram Princess Beatrice had a glow-up but we can’t say something nice without pitting her against another woman Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and...

These fails are truly beyond the pale. This week: Travis Kelce’s girlfriend, who is noteworthy for no other reason, visited his home and we need a play-by-play about it A gossip columnist reveals that a prosecco-fueled interview with Meghan Markle many years ago may have changed the course of history Ancient jokes could be just as unfunny as modern ones – who knew?! Find us on Twitter @kristenmein...

Inhale… fail… exhale. This week: Kate Middleton’s family are under attack (there are flyers on lampposts)  Justin Timberlake was the real victim of Britney Spears’ abortion several decades ago! Who knew?! An editorial writer is upset that we’re having mature conversations about early 2000s rom-com tropes  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_fra...

Time to nail these fails with special guest Kate Casey of Reality Life with Kate Casey! This week:  Sophie Turner is smiling on a movie set and wearing clothes, is obviously a bad wife and mother Kyle Richards has a “lesbian lover,” but they’re also just friends who share clothes The Mexican alien mummies are actually just very scary and old dolls Find Kate: Reality Life with Kate Casey Kate’s Mus...

It’s the fails that ail us. This week: “Woke” still doesn’t mean what you think it means, and neither do “polls” An accomplished woman died, so it’s time to talk about Meghan Markle again Men are being weird: dad edition Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you...

We need a shovel and pail to scoop up all these fails. This week: Russell Brand, notable Bad Dude, is actually bad because of ties to Meghan Markle Malia Obama wears a crop top and hides behind a tree with MEN Taylor Swift, a 33-year-old adult, is dating someone again. So we have to ask: fellas, is it gay to care about a woman?    Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram...

We have a guest this week to bail us outta these fails — it’s Margo Donohue, co-host of What A Creep. This week: Simone Biles is going to the world championships of her sport once again, so let’s knock this successful woman down a couple pegs Hugh Jackman isn’t wearing his wedding ring because he’s getting divorced. TIME FOR A GAY PANIC Prince William wears universally unflattering waders, and thi...

And the survey says… this publication doesn’t understand surveys. This week: A survey reveals that men hate it when women have opinions, women hate it when men are bad people  A survey UNVEILS that Prince William is the best, hottest, smartest and most popular boy And another survey says the Libs are forcing your cats to be vegan (they are not)  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie...

*coo, coo*  Hear that, listeners? It’s the call of the fail quail.  This week: Meghan and Harry went to Beyoncé, so let’s allege some cross-dressing and bad vibes  Leonardo DiCaprio has dated a 25 year old for the last two months, but this time it’s serious Nicole Kidman is photographed with David Beckham by Victoria Beckham, obviously is being a homewrecker  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and...

We’re joined this week by Chris DeRosa of Fixing Famous People — and these fails are truly in need of fixing. This week: Jennifer Garner puts her tresses up, wears totally normal clothes, drinks mystery beverage, and is not accompanied by a man on her walk If you ordered room service at a hotel, no you didn’t! You might actually have been a victim of crime! There are rats in Manhattan and who else...

The publication continues publishing, and thus we continue lampooning.  This week:  A compilation of Queen music for children omits one song, is obviously woke cancel culture at a new low  King Charles is (1) made more relatable by (2) having a difficult son, although nobody seems to be able to prove either of those things  Sasha and Malia Obama, two grown adult women, attend a party wearing cloth...

We’ve hit the Holy Fail Grail, folks. This week: The third corner of Wills and Kate’s love triangle is just a totally normal and nice friend, and also we don't know where William is Straight women don’t orgasm as often as their male partners during sex. WHY COULD THIS BE AND WHO COULD CHANGE IT  Old man meets young woman from impoverished country on creepy dating site, makes her his wife after two...

Fail it up, friends. It’s Friday.  This week: The secret to not binge eating is just not thinking about food, or planning meals  Camilla can only be interested in domestic violence because of a MAJOR SCOOP from 100 years ago, not because of a reason she’s literally discussed in public Kate Moss vapes, is a health goddess. But is also older than she used to be :(  If you need help with disordered e...