Crockett

It's finally time to take out the air conditioner.  Every year I struggle with this damn thing.  This year, the ac unit really gave me a run for my money.  It also knocked out my mop.  See ya next year!  

After a few unfortunate armpit incidents, I was forced to switch to a "natural" deodorant. The label promised it would work just as well as the regular deodorants. I can assure it, they do not.  

What the hell happened to all parking meters in Scranton!? I TRIED to park in downtown Scranton to shop at a local business and I couldn't do it!  Who thought this new system was a good idea? 

Boy am I fired up!  I HATE HATE HATE going to Wal Mart in search for an employee who can unlock the razor case for me.  There has to be an easier solution to the razor case!  At this point I will spend the additional $6 to just not deal with it! 

I have discovered something recently.  If I wait before I hang up with my mom, I am guaranteed to get some sort of funny exchange between my parents.  See, my mom doesn't hang up the phone after you say bye, she waits for you to do it!  

My parents always had different  approaches to us kids growing up.  Some parents would be, beyond hurt to hear their child say "I hate you!"  But my parents, it never fazed them.  Take notes parents.  This is how mama crockett dealt with her sons. 

I was djing a wedding a few weeks ago, when I noticed the ENTIRE bridal party was MIA at dinner time.  Curious to where they all went to, I started to investigate.  When I found them, I thought for sure I was also going to find a corpse!   

A new segment I'm calling "Backstage Pass".  People are always asking me if I have stories about country artists and what it's like backstage.  So I figured, "Why keep them all to myself?"  So here ya go, short stories from backstage, throughout my radio career!  Kicking us off in the debut episode, Mr. Cole Swindell!   Hear about us taking shots and talking pro wrest...

A new study found 55% of people do not throw out their plastic containers.  I am on of the 55%.

Over the weekend, it dawned on me, probably a little too late, that I was looking like a major weirdo.  I mean... a MAJOR weirdo.  I honestly don't know how anyone at the wedding woke up the next morning and thought, "Hey that Crockett is a nice guy.'  Instead they probably woke up and said, "Wow.  That dude is weeeird."   

Theme park expert and youtube celebrity and Dunmore's own, Paging Mr. Morrow joined the show today!   We discussed everything Knoebels! Check it out now! 

I wish I was lying, but I may have been the WORST baseball player in the history of little league baseball.  I had ZERO interest in playing, but my father made me play year after year.  He was probably hoping something would "click".  Sadly for him, it never did.

Yup, you read that right.  I accidentally shaved off both of my eyebrows Saturday morning.  You may be asking yourself, "How does one accidentally shave off not one , but both of their eyebrows?"   Well, I clear that all up in the audio.  

Back in the day, my mom was Miss Fashion when it came to my brother and me.  Seriously we had custom made turtle necks...

This maybe be the DUMBEST problem to have.  Seriously, you will listen to this and roll your eyes.  You might just roll them straight out of your head it's so dumb! 

I decided to take a stroll down the beauty aisle in Rite Aid the other night, in order to take care of some of these blackheads on my nose.  Little did I know how bad this can hurt!  

I found an article that asked the question, "Should you buy your kids rabbits for Easter?"  I didn't even have to read the article because I can give you the answer in one simple answer.  No.  Why?  Well, just listen and find out.   

Growing up we all had a voice in the background in our everyday life.  Some grew up on the voice of Casey Kasem, but in my house it was Rush Limbaugh.  Since I was born, Rush has been on the radio.  Today we lost the legendary radio host Rush Limbaugh at the age of 70, after his long battle with cancer, and as a radio host, I felt the need to give him a send off.  

The debut episode of Rants and Reviews.  I figured why not start off with a review of a movie that I just watched for the first time, The Departed.  Directed by Martin Scorsese, and has heavyweights like Leo, Damon, Wahlberg and Jack Nicholson.  This 2006 box office is adored by millions, but I honestly don't think it's as great as everyone says.