Crazy for Swayze

Another pod, another Mike. This Swayze flick is a purposely-vague movie about coping with family trauma (the long way) and trying to fight your dad. tapping that vein, Josh can't help but return to our original discussion, wherein we truly began formatting our patented Swayze Scale. teamcabin.bandcamp.com & joyfulforfeit.com

Kaydee Spangler is back, and this time brought a movie in which Patrick Swayze appears on screen, but technically he is on a TV in the movie and wearing a mask. Women are so much funnier than men!

Mike Finn - sandwich boss - brings an egg salad to a spoon fight and ends up having the best day of his life with the Swayze Boys

What if Jesus Had a Goblin Face: A Very Roman Catholic Easter Story

Bent steps up and makes an adoption. We'll see y'all gathered around Shane's funeral turkey.

It does what it says on the tin

Andrea Kaminski is back (and deserves some sort of award), and this time she brought her beau, Jordan VonZynda (less deserving of an attendance award, but nonetheless back for his second time on the pod). Can a Michael Mann film ever hold up to a Jonathan Demme? Is Brian Cox an actor even close to the caliber of SIR Anthony Hopkins? Who the hell is Will Graham, and why does he look so 80's? These...

Josh rounds out his Tarantino dance card, but doesn't have patience for a 3-hour movie. Catch Vince at your local MJR handing out pocket-tenders, simulating Alamo Drafthouse.

Forget everything you know about North and South (and/or what you saw in the previous episode): North and South is BACK and now it's trash 90's TV masquerading as an 80's soap opera. Bent LIVES, baby, and he's got a kill list. Orry dies in silhouette, and is replaced by his long-lost brother, Cooper. Charles stole a baby (in the previous episode, but we didn't know that til now), and that baby is...

DJ and Holli Liden are Amish bowling enthusiasts, so the Swayze Boys take advantage of their unique perspectives on Bill Murray, Woody Harrelson, and Randy Quaid's wigs. Google this: Middle-Out, who cares?

Sometimes, family is just being there. Korey Brisendine is back, and Markie Tilton joins us for the first time! Another week, another slice of cinema through a Patrick Swayze lens.

It's something we're all intimately involved in: the reshaping of the human body by modern technology

An instant-classic episode about salacious tabloid fodder

A dub is kind of like a remake, right? Mike Smyth is back to talk Miyazaki. A young girl is transported to a strange world where she gets a job in a bathhouse and almost forgets who she is. What's so Swayze about it, and who cares?

Jim Margle, action aficionado, returns! This movie won FOUR Golden Globes (Best Motion Picture - Action or Comedy, Best Director, Best Screenplay, and Teyana Taylor - Best Supporting Actress) since we recorded, and it deserves everything it gets. we try to talk about something other than how great it is. PTA is a living legend.

New year, same L.O.W.E. R.O.B.

"Speculation is over, if you want it." - Phil Ochs, probably

Our Forest Whitaker (and in this case, also Don Swayze) specialist, Shane Stroud, is back again for a change-up on our usual, annual viewing of Christmas in Wonderland. This year, we're going back to the bags-of-money, incest-adjacent, Crash-esque holiday classic featuring Velvet Larry and Jessica Biel's writhing, baked body. Shane hates it, but ain't that the Crazy Swayze Christmas promise?

Did you forget that Hook was a Christmas movie? We didn't! And, what's the deal with owls, anyway?

Mal is back, and this time it ain't North & South! Gremlins don't have gender. Gizmo is a deadbeat dad. Somebody look into Steven Spielberg. https://youtu.be/IKX9fGvF63E?si=U7m6D_mkENvwsaAp

SwayzePod newcomers Dana Winkler and Erin Hill tackle Vince's favorite holiday film. And it's horny as hell, folks

Pickle returns, again! The depths of Bent's cruelty are revealed before he faces the consequences. Orry saves the day. Ashton finally breaks

The other half of Norcos Y Horchata - Roman and Annie - join the Swayze Boys for a much-foreshadowed episode of the podcast. DRACULA HAS A MUSTACHE IN THIS MOVIE! SUCK IT NOSFERATU (2024)!! https://norcosyhorchata.bandcamp.com/album/precious-little-album

Anne and Ryan (The Lowcocks) are back! This is Ryan's first viewing of the classic musical, and that means something different depending on what live screening you're attending. What is the message of this movie, and is it I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE? Can it make you gay? These questions, and more, with our guests and Patreon producers both, Ryan and Anne. Plus: New York City electoral politics, Josh m...

In a break from your normal Swayze Adjacent content, enjoy this inaugural episode of Danny Bolterstein's new show. We're learning about movie monsters, their origins, and their evolutions. Every few months Danny will take over the Patreon feed with this show, and we'll all be better for it. For now, all 4 episodes are now available FOR FREE at Patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere.