Cranked & Ranked

Cranked & Ranked: Sleep Token 05.11.2025 1:44:46 ↓

Tangents abound. Cool points? Not so much.

Cranked & Ranked: KISS Live Albums 29.10.2025 2:09:20 ↓

On this tangent-filled episode, we rank all of the major KISS live albums as we morn the untimely loss of the Spaceman.

Cranked & Ranked: Mastodon 15.10.2025 1:36:18 ↓

The dudes finally get around to ranking Old Head's favorite metal band of this millennium!

Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Most Important Albums of Our Lives 01.10.2025 2:44:00 ↓

The albums that excited us, inspired us, and made us who we are.

Cranked & Ranked: Morbid Angel 24.09.2025 2:40:06 ↓

We finally get around to ranking the full-length studio album discography of one of the most influential bands in death metal. Plus, Eddie coins a new aesthetic and unleashes a new character. Tangents abound.

Cranked & Ranked: GTA Vice City Radio Stations 17.09.2025 2:24:38 ↓

Come with us on a tangent-filled journey into the world of GTA Vice City as we rank all of the Vice City radio stations.

C&R Sidebar: Head & Eddie Made an Album! 10.09.2025 1:59:36 ↓

Welcome to the world premiere of the debut album from GRAVE CIRCUIT — the new band formed by Old Head and Eddie Sparxx. You'll hear the full album from start to finish, and get the inside story on how the band was formed, along with an in-depth breakdown of each track. Get the album here: https://gravecircuit.bandcamp.com

Slashed & Mashed: Blaze Bayley Iron Maiden 03.09.2025 1:29:11 ↓

The dudes give some much deserved attention to an under-appreciated era of a legendary band and create their ultimate Blaze Bayley Iron Maiden compilation.

Cranked & Ranked: Queen - part 2 27.08.2025 2:13:01 ↓

Our top 8 Queen albums, plus an epic amount of tangents.

Cranked & Ranked: Queen - part 1 20.08.2025 1:40:00 ↓

For our first multi-part ranking in over a year, we tackle the impressive, legendary discography of one of the greatest rock bands of all time.

Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1984 13.08.2025 2:16:47 ↓

Our top 10 favorite albums of 1984.

Slashed & Mashed: Ozzy Osbourne 06.08.2025 1:52:00 ↓

Join us as we pay tribute and celebrate the solo career of arguably the most important musical figure of our lives by creating our ultimate Ozzy compilation.

Cranked & Ranked: L7 23.07.2025 1:45:22 ↓

On this episode, the dudes rank and discuss the discography of the legendary grunge/punk band, L7.

Cranked & Ranked: Danger Danger 09.07.2025 2:09:13 ↓

Let's get naughty naughty!

Cranked & Ranked: Galactic Cowboys 25.06.2025 1:53:12 ↓

The dudes tackle the impressive discography of one of the most under-appreciated bands of the 90s.

C&R Sidebar: Reviewculous 3 18.06.2025 2:08:00 ↓

Once again, the dudes dig into the Metal Archives and react to some album reviews. 

Cranked & Ranked: Creedence Clearwater Revival 11.06.2025 1:55:32 ↓

The dudes immerse themselves in the swampy sounds of a seminal classic rock band.

Cranked & Ranked: Architects 04.06.2025 2:13:46 ↓

The dudes go modern again as they rank the discography of English metalcore heavyweights, Architects.

Slashed & Mashed: The Best of Layne Staley 28.05.2025 1:59:26 ↓

Join us as we celebrate the music of one of our favorite vocalists of all time by creating our version of the ultimate Layne Staley compilation.

Cranked & Ranked: NOFX 21.05.2025 2:26:06 ↓

Join us as we rank the entire discography* of a seminal punk band that is a long-time favorite for Old Head and a brand-new favorite for Eddie Sparxx.     *All the major album and EP releases. They put out a lot of stuff.

Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1997 14.05.2025 2:29:01 ↓

Our top 10 favorite albums of 1997 plus a buttload of tangents.

C&R Sidebar: Rockstar P*nis Chart 07.05.2025 1:45:39 ↓

We're back! It's time for the long-awaited climax to the "C*ck Trilogy"!

Cranked & Ranked: Dangerous Toys 19.03.2025 1:33:56 ↓

Join us as we rank the unfortunately small discography of Old Head's hometown heroes.

Slashed & Mashed: Judas Priest - "Ramming Speed" 12.03.2025 1:16:57 ↓

Join us as we create our own version of the lost Twin Turbos album by combining two of our favorite Judas Priest albums into one ultimate 80s metal party.

Cranked & Ranked: D.R.I. 26.02.2025 1:59:10 ↓

Hardcore Punk? Crossover Thrash? You buy one, you get one free!