Cousin Brothers

the boys are back in town https://cousinbrothers.com

when papa's away - the boys will playhttps://cousinbrothers.com

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happy new year https://cousinbrothers.com

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We'll miss you, Johnhttps://cousinbrothers.com

we're sorry... https://cousinbrothers.com

we're doing it ourselves this timehttps://cousinbrothers.com

shuffling decks and playlists https://cousinbrothers.com

the pokemon company international is back on our list of the 3 things we talk about https://cousinbrothers.com

they've ruined gaming forever https://cousinbrothers.com

let's get spooky https://cousinbrothers.com

This game looks crazy... https://cousinbrothers.com

the boys ragebait matt for 68 minutes https://cousinbrothers.com

The Cousin Brothers hit this week with marketplace rage, card show chaos, and Matt’s latest space hardware gig, all topped off with gym check-ins, pop culture tangents, and a cursed thought experiment about the worst festival lineup ever.▬ Contents of this episode ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 - Intro & Banter 00:45 - Matt’s Work Update: Building 9 & Spaceflight Hardware 16:56 - Card-Show Recap: Evolvi...

This week is all over the place. The Cousin Brothers dive headfirst into some personal news. John manages to flex his wealth again, and Caleb and Matt are just trying to keep up with his relentless spending pace. The boys are mad at card vendors, and we're not sorry about it, either. Also, roads.https://cousinbrothers.com

This week on Cousin Brothers, we cover it ALL: Caleb survives Matt’s brutal training regimen, Matt is already planning an engine swap, Pokémon slabs and wild Whatnot gambles, and John drops brand new lore about his secret past in gymnastics. Flexibility? You have no idea. Also inside: Matt’s TikTok drama, sketchy booster box math, and a roast session about leg press “form.” Plus, a heartfelt shout...

This week has it all: John’s all-time rant about the scams and disasters of Facebook Marketplace, a heated debate on whether man could actually take a bear in a fight, and Pokémon hypotheticals that spiral way too far. Mix in Caleb’s instigating questions, Matt’s gross-out limits, and a surprise dive into Adam Sandler’s comedy highs and lows, and you’ve got peak Cousin Brothers energy—chaotic, hil...

This episode is peak old-school Cousin Brothers chaos. Caleb opens up about his gym grind, jeans struggles, and even some old height insecurities, while Matt dives headfirst into presidential conspiracy tangents. Matt can’t resist turning conversations into improv theater with his unhinged “Hello, Pwincess” moments. Along the way, the boys argue over Pokémon cards, cars, and childhood Power Ranger...

Big news this week—John’s engaged! Naturally, Matt and Caleb turn it into pure chaos with wedding roasts, bad advice, and their usual nonsense. Caleb recaps his Chicago trip, from city adventures to travel headaches, while the crew dives into Pokémon card nostalgia, insane prices, and their plans for Collect-A-Con. Between gym updates, pop culture tangents, and questionable life advice, Episode 17...

This week, the Cousin Brothers cover it all—starting with why Matt never answers DMs and a deep dive into TikTok’s infamous 24 Karat Gold Labubu lady. From there, the conversation jumps to wedding songs, absurd therapist roleplay with ChatGPT, and Caleb’s ongoing quest for the perfect muscle shirt (Shrek crop-top included). Somehow, that all leads to Timothée Chalamet as the biblical story of Job,...

You know how these go—Caleb mentions going to the gym, and suddenly we’re talking about Ewing sneakers, found GameCubes, and which Zelda game is emotionally damaging. In this week’s episode, the Cousin Brothers unpack Caleb’s workout routine, questionable gear choices, and the emotional toll of leg day. But things don’t stay on track for long—soon they’re arguing over Nintendo consoles, rating Zel...

Matt, Caleb, and John start the episode strong with tweets and vinyl talk, but before long they’ve wandered deep into broke-boy territory—discussing dream car projects, busted credit, and why no one actually parks in their garage anymore. Caleb wants to buy a car that doesn’t run. Matt wants to build a garage he doesn’t have room for. John’s making financial decisions live on the mic. Add in a new...

THIS EPISODE IS BETTER ON YOUTUBE In this episode of the Cousin Brothers Podcast, Matt, Caleb, John, and special guest Calvin dive headfirst into a night of Jackbox chaos. From quiplash quips and cursed drawing duels to deranged T-shirt designs (that you can actually buy?!), nothing is safe—not even Spider-Man’s guilty pleasures or the Fantastic Four's reputation. The crew spirals through roun...

In Episode 12, the Cousin Brothers welcome their first guest—Wes (aka riipndip), a professional window washer and streamer from California. The crew dives into the differences between Texas and Cali life, from protest culture and blue-collar work to DoorDash disasters and fashion choices involving cowboy boots. Wes shares wild stories from his time in the Conservation Corps and talks about finding...