Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris just turned 40, happy birthday, Chris! Topics today include: Tiger King, the Apple TV remote, televangelist Kenneth Copeland destroying coronavirus, Akon's real name, and how people need to stay the fuck at home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris is all alone, no Juan, no Ivan. We're being safe, so you should be, too! On today's show we talk about the people who have been preparing for quarantine their whole lives, celebrity "Imagine" with Gal Gadot, Harvey Weinstein getting a coronavirus test, a story about a community college production of Grease, Madonna, and a film Chris made when he was 23. Learn more about your ad choices...

Today we're being careful, on quarantine, coming at you responsibly, and reminding you to take this seriously as well. We discuss the latest with Coronavirus, Italians being emotional and singing, being cooped up, Jean-Claude Van Damme, cucks who hoard toilet paper, and arguing with people on Twitter. Please be careful and stay healthy out there, babies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

Today we announce Chris's new Netflix special "No Pain"! April 14th, set your reminders on Netflix now. Today Chris talks about how he feels about his different specials, Coronavirus, Trump, Biden, LL Cool J, Hulk Hogan, and his own sexy hands. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris talks about Coronavirus, BTS, McMillions documentary and the FBI agent Doug Mathews, not trusting people who "unplug", a story about his friend Dan, and his bionic child. Tickets for Congratulations Podcast Live are on sale Friday Mar 6, 2020. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris talks about having a a real baby(!), Herman Cain's ad from 2012, people who are always complimenting Lizzo's looks, Dwyane Wayne, Young Thug, Boosie Badazz, and getting pulled over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris talks about Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Houston, a Jason Statham story, Chris Brown's face tattoo, Bad Bunny, and that farting is sexy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris talks about the Oscars, and congratulations to Bong Joon Ho, favorite past Oscar moments like James Cameron’s acceptance and Travolta trying to say Idina Menzel, Future, Only Fans, white knights, and making sure you get that scrilla. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the turtleneck episode! Today Chris talks about how much he hated the Sabra Super Bowl commercial, the greatest acting performance of all time (it’s Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant), Machine Gun Kelly, and Patrick Mahomes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk about Kobe Bryant, his legacy, his tragic death and the reaction to it, LeBron, the tendency to be petty, Ari Shaffir, Dennis Murphy, and writing new material. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we've got a new story about Michael Lenoci traveling. Also discussed: Aaron Hernandez, Jawline, Tom Segura, Commes de Garcon, and the song Otis by Magma. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, Chris talks about being in the friendzone, algebra, YOU season 2, making up words as a kid, and developing your identity. Plus, a special strip club story.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Chris talks about Matthew McConaughey's Instagram, Chet Hanks speaking patois, You, Time To Kill, Ricky Gervais, Rose McGowan, and DaBaby. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: h...

Today Chris talks about New Year's Resolutions, the movie Only The Strong & Paco Christian Prieto, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Segal, Stallone, and Pacino. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchand...

Today Chris talks about interrupting Bryan Callen's set in Phoenix, armpit Botox, monkey bars, other playground rides, Timothée Chalamet, Chris Evans, CGI on Jason Derulo's bulge, and "Cat School." Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favo...

Today Chris discusses being in You, Goodfellas, pre-security restaurants in the airport, having a baby, Mariah Carey, speaking gibberish, Volcano and Dante's Peak being released in the same year, box office bombs, and we name an elder! Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, G...

Matt D'Elia is back for Episode 150! Today Chris and Matt dissect the trailer for Drunk Parents, watch scenes from To Catch A Predator, and share stories from La Cañada High School. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app...

On today's show, Chris revisits the Cats trailer and everything wrong with it, The Irishman, DJ Premier, Bun B, the Mai Tai/Iced Americano/Turkey Sausage Life, Joe Biden, and Scooter Braun. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite pod...

On today's show, Chris talks about disgraced Papa Johns CEO John Schnatter, acceptable pizza numbers, working out with Dave Bautista, the temperament of Keanu Reeves, and Chris and his dad, Bill, have a discussion about calamari over the phone. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on...

On today's show, Chris talks about hats from Goorin Bros, his dad and calamari, clothes from H&M, an accident at the Soho Grand, Menorahs, the grove, complaining about Christmas coming early, and missed connections. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stit...

On today's show, Chris talks about the British war on clapping, meeting Eminem, filming his special in Minneapolis, the discovery of Orange Cassidy, Kevin Hart working hard, T.I., and Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotif...

On today's show, Chris discusses why guys should never talk to a woman for 40 minutes, "winning" Halloween, Spiderman and superheroes, firefighters (thank you firefighters!), nap time in kindergarten, and Michael Che/Caitlyn Jenner. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Goog...

On today's show, Chris talks about what frightened him as a young man, sleeping over at friends' houses, a Freddy Krueger story, and his feet-on-furniture pet peeve. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true b...

On today's show, Chris talks about having a van all weekend with his openers driving around Southern California, franks and burgers, mega preachers like Benny Hinn, speaking in tongues, Jared Harris, and having come around on San Diego. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes,...

On today's show, Chris talks about the Dutch family that hid for 9 years in a basement, the excessive amount of announcements on flights, checking into the MGM Grand Detroit, losing Airpods, and we answer some Twitter questions. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google,...