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Ayn Rand brags that her worldview was set in stone when she was two years old. She was passionate about burning oil. Vivek Ramaswamy is Ayn Rand with a rockabilly hairstyle. ALSO: Christopher Nolan is a climate criminal. Greg's wellness routine is acupuncture and Mike and Ikes. ALSO: Ross Perot, Elvis Presley was JFK's emergency room doctor and Song of the Week from The La's!!!! The La's - "I Can'...

Rich people consider CLOSED signs an affront. Jack Gyllenhaal gets health advice from Gunther, his pony-tailed deck builder. ALSO: Hungover legislators vetoing stuff just so they can get back to their house faster. AJ Weberman was Bob Dylan's dominatrix. PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and song(s) of the week from the late, great Jimmy Buffett!!! Jimmy Buffett - "A Pirate Looks at Forty": https...

The greased watermelon, the "tetra-headed monster," and student loan forgiveness. ALSO: Rahm Emanuel, throwing away all your mail and deranged YMCA sleepovers!! PLUS: Chris is doing a tour in October with Neil Hamburger!! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad and a song of the week from "Justin and the Cosmics"!!! Justin and the Cosmics - "Are All My Friends Gonna Be Strangers": https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Greg went to Germany! He tells us about the condiments! One of the candidates for mayor of Nashville has close ties to the Proud Boys. She made the runoff. Every kind person needs to vote. ALSO: Mom tells the drummer for The National about her car seat being broken. PLUS: The VERY GOOD new Can Do Cold Brew advertisement!! Annd...song of the week from The National - "Mr. November"!!! The National -...

Chris gives the final update on his run for Nashville City Council!!! Thank you all so much!!! A Can Do Cold Brew ad!!! A song of the week from Enigma!!! Enigma - "Return to Innocence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08 Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

People are not moving to Tennessee, Texas and Florida for "freedom." They are moving there to avoid taxes. "Rich people like bike racks." -Greg "Rich people care about two things: tax avoidance and life extension." -Chris ALSO: The Shawshank Redemption contains all the secrets of white culture. Metal detectorists finding Civil War soldiers' beards. PLUS: Mitch MOconnell, a Can Do Cold Brew ad feat...

When there's no more gas, Dodge Rams will just be ominous-looking lawn furniture. Miltarized police, obligations to shareholders, Marjorie Taylor Greene and the importance of voting in local elections. ALSO: The new Nashville racetrack looks like a huge Bed Bath & Beyond. The fast lane of of the current track will be the new track's VIP section. PLUS: The best Can Do Cold Brew ad of all time,...

A dystopian technique for replacing a roof in one day. America's addiction to excitement. ALSO: Student loan forgiveness?? Calling vacation days "PTO." The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad. PLUS: An update on Chris's campaign, new info on the doomed submersible and a song of the week from Radio Shack occultist Mort Garson!! Mort Garson - "Tarot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2p_x3FnAwE Chris's Nashvill...

Chris and Greg have written an A24 movie called "Dish Pit." Every role will be played by Adam Driver. To say that Licorice Pizza sucked, A24 employees had whisper to each other in a parking garage like Watergate informants. ALSO: "Coffee Church" - Chris's plan for community "kindness klatches." An update on Chris's campaign! PLUS: Greg's acupuncture cult, the new Can Do Cold Brew ad - and a song o...

New Nashville: Where the bulidings play!™ The Supreme Court has been compromised - stop letting it decide stuff. ALSO: The wealthy love roof decks because they can't see the poverty as well from up there. An update on Chris's campaign for Nashville City Council! The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad! PLUS: The earth is about to fall off its axis. Song of the week - "Telephone" - by Atlanta band SMALL!! SMAL...

BREAKING: It turns out that the guy who made it impossible for student loans to be forgiven had a weird, very personal grudge against students. The diabolical billionaire-big brother/big sister program for Supreme Court justices. ALSO: Libertarians derugulated a submarine to the point where it killed them. PLUS: The latest Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song (album, really) of the week from Public Ene...

An update on Chris's campaign for Nashville City Council!! Jenny Lewis's song "Psychos" leads to a long discussion of the band "Crazytown," which leads to Carson Daly and Tara Reid, which leads to... ALSO: TED talks, the invention of youtube, and Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. PLUS: The latest Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from Caroline Spence!!! Caroline Spence - "Mary Oliver": http...

Daniel Ek (pronounced Eek!), the man who owns music, thinks Neil Young is lazy. "Tricky" by Run DMC is about being very, very busy. Rich people are the worst tippers. ALSO: Old-money people are being priced out of New York and LA, and are making up stories about "freedom" and "liberals" to explain why they're leaving. They'll say anything to avoid admitting that they simply can't afford to live th...

Chris is running for Nashville City Council!!! Greg has some groundbreaking campaign ideas. Chris thinks maybe he should be a human bowling pin. ALSO: One of the best Can Do Cold Brew ads ever, conspiracy theory ASMR, and churches full of chocolate syrup. PLUS: Chris Crofton's huge campaign fundraiser June 15th at The 5 Spot!!! A song of the week from Langhorne Slim!!! Langhorne Slim - "Sundown":...

What it actually means when a rich person says that they "work their ass off." Ticketmaster has turned concert tickets into derivatives. Even your "Cadillac" insurance policy will attempt to deny you care. The insane figurehead on Jeff Bezos' nightmarish yacht. ALSO: The A.I. Dinosaur alarm: ROCK COMING! ROCK COMING! PLUS: Bob Dylan enrages his bandmates by talking in code, and a song of the week...

The 100th episode!!! Zarathustra knows what I'm talking about. Paperweights that say "Keep it up!" Greg files a special report from Taos, NM. Chris is running for Nashville Metro Council!!!! ALSO: Greg accidentally writes the campaign slogan: "Using the Answers." PLUS: A new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and song of the week "Big Shot" by Billy Joel. Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Billy Joel - "Big Shot...

Chris talks about being at Woodstock 99 again! Chris had a rough Y2K - even without a computer! ALSO: Chris plays a really old song called "Down With the Rich." PLUS: The latest Advice KIng, and a song of the week from Deer Tick!!! Deer Tick - "The Real Thing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN9-hzH2IfU Chris speaking at the Titans stadum hearing: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrgbY7AgBd3/?utm_s...

Chris spoke at the final public hearing about Nashville's horrible deal for a new NFL stadium. Vice Mayor Jim Shulman yawned his way through the proceedings. Is this fascism? Or something else? ALSO: NFL stadiums are community centers for the wealthy. A new Can Do Cold Brew ad! PLUS: New Deer Tick! A song of the week by John Cale!! John Cale - "Gideon's Bible": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxhW...

According to Chris, people with babies have multiple emergency workers in their home every morning. Libertarianism is a dad joke. Blood, Sweat & Tears had a singer named Timebomb Jones. ALSO: Before joining U2, Bono tried to take over a box factory. PLUS: A new Advice King column about the TN legislature, and a song of the week from The National!!! The National - "Pink Rabbits": https://www.yo...

Chris talks about the band Bush for longer than should be permitted by law. Greg says the song "Glycerine" is about face wash. ALSO: Chris's Mule Day report!!! A secret recording of the deranged TN Republicans who expelled two Democratic legislators (link below). PLUS: Artificial Intelligence, and Depeche Mode's song of the week "Caroline's Monkey." #CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton TN Repu...

We talk about the out-of-control TN Republicans. TN Republican Caucus chair Jeremy Faison - a pest control company owner from Cosby, TN - goes on CNN to try to justify his party's anti-democratic behavior. ALSO: Buzz Doctor 2.0, and the latest Advice King column!!! PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad! Song(s) of the week from The Moonlighters - aka Butterscotch, aka Arnold, Martin & Morrow! Butt...

We talk about the Nashville school shooting. We talk about the mayhem in America operating as a proxy Reichstag fire. ALSO: Chris covers Mule Day for NPR! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad! PLUS: A podcast recommendation, and a song of the week from Frightened Rabbit. Frightened Rabbit - "Be Less Rude": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-APseZtrys Podcast trailer "Kuper Island": https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Paris is burning, and Emmanuel Macron is wearing an $80,000 watch. Why stop at NDAs? Why not have FDAs (False Disclosure Agreements)?? ALSO: Listen closely to hear Greg groan when Chris mentions Trump's p*nis. PLUS: New Nashville is a venture capital mirage. The new Advice King! Can Do Cold Brew ad! And the glorious song of the week, Billy Joel's "Los Angelenos"!!!! Billy Joel - "Los Angelenos": h...

Chris and Greg discuss America's all-vape-store economy! Bryan Cates, a Can Do Cold Brew discount code and THE LIES OF LARRY SUMMERS. ALSO: A new cold brew ad, and songs of the week from Fugazi and Bryan Cates!!! (links below) Fugazi - "Walken's Syndrome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6XzujtRRQ Bryan Cates - "Idols": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09MIpW2-XQ Chris Crofton Patreon: Patreon.c...

In honor of episode 91, Chris and Greg go back in time to the year 1991. Nirvana! Kevin Costner! Color Me Badd! They investigate the origin of the word "growler." The new Can Do Cold Brew ad. ALSO: David Guetta - E-Z listening for billionaires. PLUS: Song of the week from Bob Dylan!! Bob Dylan - "Too Late": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUT7N8RYgSI Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Can Do Cold B...