Clock the Tea with Dr. Long

In a year‑end bonus episode, this queer Black man gives it to you straight with no chaser. Maga‑Minaj hits the TPUSA stage and sends the internet to a rolling boil, while fresh PDF files drop and spark another round of headlines and speculation about the sitting president. It’s messy, it’s hot, and the tea is fully steeped. It’s the perfect chaotic sip to close out 2025. Visit www.drmarklong.com L...

Episode 10: Liars, scammers, and cheats. In the Season One finale of Clock the Tea with Dr. Long, we’re calling out the liars, scammers, and cheats running wild across politics and reality TV like they’re auditioning for a reboot of To Catch a Predator: Clout Chaser Edition. From politicians who rewrite their own history every Tuesday to reality stars who scam with the confidence of someone who’s...

Episode 9: Queer History, High Premiums & Higher Vibes  Our insurance premiums are going up, Gay People have always been here, Damn the 50s, & my girl Mary Jane. Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be...

This Episode "ate". We're covering the latest news updates—from prices being too damn high in this affordability crisis to ACA premiums set to spike right after the holidays. ICE is making headlines for more than just arresting immigrants with criminal backgrounds, and the U.S. Coast Guard has seized a Venezuelan oil tanker that’s stirring international tea. Then it’s on to our Viewer&...

In Episode 7 of Clock the Tea with Dr. Long, we’re spilling on politics and news, clocking the latest Bravo drama, and reacting to Jen Shah’s release from federal detention—all while diving into my favorite holiday season. We’re also getting real about getting older, the mental health check‑ins that come with it, and why tending to your peace is just as important as tending to your tree. Visit www...

Episode 6 of Clock the Tea with Dr. Long is serving politics hotter than leftover Turkey gravy stew. Piping hot, we've got tariffs, holiday shopping, Housewives, and of course, Drag Queens. Mark also gets vulnerable and continues the conversation around his wellness journey. Join us as we explore worldwide holiday traditions. Nothing goes spilled without a little bit of sass, a dash of shade,...

Hey Tea Sippers! We have a messy Thanksgiving politics chat today. These are the topics you should not, or maybe you should, talk about at Thanksgiving dinner with the family. Lo-fi E-mixtapes, Marjorie Taylor Brown Gravy, and big fat turkeys are in the news. This feast is seasoned with sass, spice, and plenty of hot tea. Visit www.drmarklong.com Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart...

This week on Clock the Tea with Dr. Long, the kettle is boiling over with political shade, Bravocon chaos, and a bold dive into sexuality. We’re serving up Native American Heritage and Thanksgiving, while uncovering sedition and “Wacky MTG” as Trump flips on her and the House votes to release the damning Epstein files. And for dessert, tea is spilling everywhere in the reality world—from Potomac s...

☕ This week on Clock the Tea with Dr. Long… we’re steeping deep. From the chaos in Congress to the comfort of cuddly pets, Dr. Long brews up a bold blend of heart, heat, and Housewives. We spill on the latest government shutdown drama and funding bill fumbles, then take a nostalgic sip of 90s movie magic. Things get tender as we talk pets and the heartbreak of losing them 💔—but don’t worry, the...

 Clock the Tea with Dr. Long is your weekly pour of piping-hot commentary. From political brews to Real Housewives steeped in drama, Dr. Long stirs the pot with bold takes, celebrity spills, and current events that’ll have you sipping every word. Whether it’s shade, scandal, or a splash of truth, this podcast serves the tea strong, smart, and scandalously satisfying.

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Visit www.drmarklong.com Donate to the podcast: https://app.redcircle.com/shows/c073929d-a568-44d6-b1a4-2ba85e235284/donations Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUNgD6OB7Y0Bv2ZJAN7u7dg Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/ce102b4c-4321-4873-be03-e1bdd908f93f/clock-the-tea-with-dr-long Apple Podcast: https://po...