CineKuest Video

Cinekuest Presents--Every Horror Weebs Wet Dream--Silent Hill aka Devil Nurse of My Dreams We have finally reached near the end of this year’s Viji Game Movie Greatness. So we decided to run with a movie that represents arguably the most famous game horror franchise--Silent Hill. Rose and Christopher  da Silva have an adopted child who has some balls-crazy nightmares, and constantly flips her...

Welcome to the Final Viewing of Fried Barry! Barry is a junkie, a terrible husband, father and now awkward alien? After being abducted and probed, Barry, or what seems like Barry is experiencing the scum of the earth and having a great time doing it. Join Rey and Roland as we recount the crazy world of Fried Barry.

We bring you yet another craptacular-spectacular vidji game movie masterflub theatre experience with DOOM. Join us as we briefly bounce through the history of the Doomstuffs and Pinkie’s (Doom) Big Adventure.

For those of you that love your Tromaverse-style movies with a wholesome dose of family dysfunction and juvenile hijinks. Also horror. Exploding children. Eternal thugs. Talking heads. Robo-Moms. Dad-wisdom. And the Power of Love.

CineKuest Video Presents..."HorrorKuest" TBD. Join Rey & Bryce as we discuss the 2020 film, The Empty Man.

THERE IS NO ZOMBIE. THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we pound down some strong booze and go over the only merit to this movie…….it’s Milla, in case you haven’t figured it out by now. Support the podcast by clicking the link below!

Two horror fans discuss the clothing horror genre, horror tees, lack of fashion sense and the film, Slaxx!

If ever a film confirmed a happy disappointment, these would be it. Where do you stand on a Christopher Lambert Raiden? Join Bryce, Rey, Roland, and Daniel as we summon our fatalities on this double feature!

What do you do when you need a cash grab effort? It’s simple--blow the budget on JCVD,and the scraps can go to the other sometimes household darlings Flying Raul Julia. Join Daniel (Darkwing Drunk), Roland (Darth Goggletron), Rey (Cosmic Beef), Bryce (Young Breezy) and Ron as we rip through this wonderful whirlwind of Crapsterpiece Theater.

The Iron Chef and Party of One battle the Vanilla Ice T-1000 alongside Alyssa Thiccano! Join Rey, Daniel, Roland and #1 Fan Friend, Paul for the greatest analysis of the good bad film!

Cinekuest Presents The Mario Bros Movie: Blade Runner the Henson’s Cut. To start off our foray into video game movies, we chose the 1993 classic, much beloved, Super Mario Bros starring John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins as Luigi Mario and Mario Mario. Get your post-apocalypse cyber-trash-future fetishes here, folks, while they’re hot! Join Rey, Roland, Bryce, and Daniel as they ramble about this clas...

Wadatah, our damies. We invite you to partake in a Mokuest tradition established years ago of watching one of the absolute best movies ever made on New Year’s Eve! Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as they poorly attempt an MST3K take on a movie we find no major problems with. Regardless, the important thing to remember, kids, is to say “Sadatay” and feel okay and don’t bang the dillies!

Cinekuest Presents: Year of the Villain Face Off aka The Roast of Johnny Wong. Says it in the title folks--we finally bring you our votes for best-worst villain from our year’s action-verse reviews. Among all of these contenders we argue and attempt to disprove why Roland is always right (keep trying). Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland in our movie villains in review analysis battle royale.

Imagine if Mel Brooks and the Cryptkeeper tried to direct Lord of the Rings. With a mega-thicc budget and nobody in his way, there was just no stopping him, bringing us a timeless, incomparable medieval monster-fest masterpiece. Join Roland, Daniel, and Rey as we wish movies were still this cool.

Cinekuest Presents a Ballistic Break Dance Fight Night Featuring Marko Mark and Lou Diamond Phillips in The Big Hit This John Woo adjacent flophouse special with a dash of Wesley Snipes as a producer is definitely not worth watching for the star, the Wallbangerberg. In this flick, he  is completely overshadowed by the true star of La Bamba fame--Lou Diamond Phillips. He has the love for you, baby,...

Cinekuest Pre-Turkeyday Returnening to the Tromaverse with Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead What do you get when you build a fried chicken franchise on an “ancient Indian burial ground?” Not laser raptors, but undead chicken-demons possessed by souls seeking revenge. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we try to give you a brief idea of what the crap is happening in this movie.

In this episode, your favorite trio reviews Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, alternatively titled “The Return to the Beginning”. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we chat about this flick with the underlying hope that the Book of the Dead’s prophecies come to pass.

As we hermit through the best and only important month of the year--we spent quite a bit more time than expected on this episode going through all the horror reboots we could find or remember. Some of us really like a thick slice of crappiness pie with our movie experience. Join Roland, Rey and Daniel as we inundated you with all the redux horror hits and doodoo redos.

For our non-spooky time revelers, we have used the at-home hijinks opportunity to pick another crazy-cool episode with extra-as-fuck actor Jeffrey Combs. See into the funky-ass mind of director Peter Jackson before he went full Hollywood Dominator with LOTR. Get ready for one of the best comedy horror movies of the mid 90’s. Join Rey, Roland and Daniel as we recount the killer funnies.

Prepare for one of the purest forms of cinema horror with this cult-favorite gore splatterfest. On a budget diet of Kraft singles and Fritos, Raimi created The Exorcist meets The Dollar Tree Jim Henson Company. Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as we refresh our alcohol-soaked memories of what life was like growing up watching the good shit.

Cinekuest Video Presents: Before The Matrix, But After Lawnmower Man--Virtuosity In the futureworld of the 90’s, Denzel Washington plays (ex) Lt. Parker Barnes, once a cop, now a convict, who has no absolutely no regrets about his current lifestyle as a much-loved model inmate. Join, Daniel, Rey, Roland, and Young Breezy for this forgotten rental.

This was a bit of a random last minute clutch pick, but it worked out pretty well. This movie is pretty damn funny and fulla that hyper-violent action porn for your furious rage-rection or stiff and stony ladyboner. Join Daniel, Rey and Roland as we skip through this quick and dirty little gem.

A number of years later, now a hardcore thug-lifer, Herbert continues his work as Frankenstein’s Vet--with his latest tests on the poor, poor, lovable….Ratty. As per usual, Jeffrey Combs reprises his role once again as the endearing scamp just trying to raise the dead and minding his own bizzness. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we serenade you with our philosifizery.

Finally, almost thirty years later, Bill and Ted have re-arriveth! We were all worried about this reunification of the most wholesome bro-duo of the eighties--for nothing! Get ready for the future, the past, the inferno, and friggin’ robots. Join, Gerry, Roland, Rey, and Daniel-coming-in-clutch for the end. STATION!

Bill and Ted’s Non-Bogus Journey Experience: A Most Excellent Sequel Onwards to the sequel, our most excellence continues with the epochal continuance of the Wyld Stallyns and their Destiny as it unfolds. Evil PE coach Chuckles deNomelos has sent two doppelganger murderbots to replace our most exemplary dunce cap duo, and utterly unmake the future dystopia they are meant to usher in. Join Daniel,...