Chatabix

In today’s selection of Mailbag emails, we have messages about the pleasures of computer gaming, moving to Bath from Australia, VODing vs VLODing, a twins birthday quip, a ‘better that it first appears to be’ quip to group of mechanics, seeing the red mist and another selection of pub jokes. This episode is dedicated to Chatabiscuit Adam - rest in peace. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/...

Well, let’s be honest - today’s show was a bit of a struggle as both David and Joe had nothing much to talk about and no inspiration. But even so, they still manage to rustle up some chat about the wholesomeness of tea, opinions on coffee drinkers, very early morning walks, Jack Russell dogs, Joe getting better at letting stuff go and the possibility of David’s postman listening to the pod. But al...

Apologies in advance - it’s a scatological start to today’s episode. David decides to tell Joe about reluctantly having to do a poo on his train up to London the previous morning. It’s a subject that neither of them are comfortable talking about but they still manage to fill the first 20 minutes discussing it. After that, it’s chat about OAP cocaine users, Ben Shephard being a Chatabiscuit, meetin...

At the end of a recent Mailbag episode, David and Joe started talking about holiday romances. And more specifically, a very special one that David had on a family holiday to Ibiza in 1989, when he was 15 years old. His memories are a little patchy but he’s pretty sure her name was Claire and they almost certainly visited a secret cove on a nearby beach. Either way, he insisted that it would need i...

It’s right back to the early day of the pod for this week’s archive show. We chat about David helping his wife get the car off the drive, how the podcast is doing, how to move up the charts, preparing for tomorrow's episode and Howards Way First posted on 6th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagra...

It’s a right old mixed bag of messages from you lovely listeners this week. There’s info about a Chatabiscuit’s podcast, an offer of some help from a drone operator, a bit of behavioural psychology, an old FHM anecdote, a barrage of pub jokes, a quip query, a visit to a Bristol comedy club, a trip to London to see the Queen, more on Sting's brother and a trio of recollections about Princess Diana’...

We’re back with another cracking selection of incredible stories, which may or may not be one in a million. There’s a shooting star, an awkward haemorrhoid check, an amorous camping coincidence, a pool que knockout, a fraudulent grandmother, a helpful geology professor, a jury duty doppelgänger and a business meeting mix up. What more could you want? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONT...

It’s an introspective episode today as Joe and David investigate some of their numerous insecurities - such as worrying about not being likeable (both on and off the pod), very variable confidence, whether they’re nice guys, low intelligence levels and having verbal diarrhoea. It’s quite the therapy session! Plus, David explains how he might be meeting Dawn French soon, Joe’s reveals his latest qu...

It’s the one you’ve all been waiting for - David finally gets his chance to ask Joe about co-starring in the Waitrose Christmas advert. And more importantly, what it was like kissing Keira Knightly? What with him being in one of the biggest adverts of the year and the huge success of The Celebrity Traitors, this really has been Joe’s Midas month! So settle back and relax as Joe, somewhat reluctant...

Straight from the archives - it’s another old Chatabix show! And in this one, we chat about dreams, what women want, Hale and Pace and watching loads of TV First posted on 2nd April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www...

On today’s fun-packed Mailbag show, David and Joe read messages about a film and television scenery painter, thanks from a retiring builder, a few more quips, observations on Joe visiting Princess Diana’s memorial flowers, some Italian translations, Canary Islands life and having parents with the same name. Plus, an offer from Cameo (the personalised video service, not the 80's band) and David tri...

On today’s show, the guys analyse some of their strange behaviour when speaking with guests on the pod - beginning with the very blunt opener from David when they were joined by the lovely Dermot O’Leary. They then wonder if their rather chaotic approach to recording Chatabix ends up confusing many of the listeners and what they could do to improve things. They also take a look back at some old ep...

Joe’s filming in Manchester at the moment, where he happened to bump into fellow Celebrity Traitors contestant David Olusoga, who’s staying at the same hotel. So he tells David (Earl) what a lovely moment that was and how nostalgic it made him feel. They also chat about not having much to talk about every autumn and look back at some old Chatabix episode titles from this time last year. Then, as J...

Well, this episode starts off promisingly enough, with some chat about a great boy band TV documentary that David’s currently watching. But then Joe’s Wi-Fi has a complete meltdown and things become pretty chaotic for quite some time. At least we have David to sings us some Take That songs whilst Joe does a bit of fault finding with his router. So hold tight, this one’s gonna be a bumpy ride - cru...

Time to wind back the clock and hear an old episode of the pod. In this one, Patreon members call in to tell everyone why they love Joe Wilkinson. First posted on 6th June 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.c...

In this week’s selection from the Mailbag, we read messages about boisterous scaffolders, an Olympic swimming team let-down, a regular work quip and a quip fail, the offer of some acting work, a case put forward for the clinical use of cannabis and an embarrassing video of David making some football predictions. Thanks to the lovely people at Stretford Paddock YouTube channel for sending it in! FO...

At first Joe and David fear they’ve nothing to talk about on today’s show. But then Joe mentions he’s just been on BBC Breakfast to discuss The Celebrity Traitors, so obviously David wants to know all about that. The talk then moves onto doing Zoom calls on TV, some belated and very out of date chat about who will win Traitors, a potential new TV show for Joe Mahler, Phil Kay in a bath tub at the...

On our latest edition of One in a Million, we read tales about a cosmic merch alignment on the London Underground, great luck with pedestrian crossings, a canoe exhibition in the 80s and a black eye at a job interview. Plus, a quick mailbag email from someone called Mary - or should that be Ben? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast...

Before the guys start recording a new episode of One In A Million, Joe wants to tell David about his idea for a One In A Million TV gameshow. So he pitches the full concept to David but has a pretty tough time convincing him of its potential. And more importantly, will any TV execs - let alone Richard Osman - have any interest in buying and developing the show further? See what you think - could i...

It’s archive episode time again! And this one’s a classic as Ricky Gervais joins us for a chat. First posted on 7th February 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Co...

It’s a brand new batch of your Mailbag emails! And this time there’s messages about a robot mower quip, spotting Sting’s brother, showing off dressing up as a bear, Jools Holland’s wedding, some safari park anecdotes, a big pile of discarded Strongbow cans, Joe on Celebrity Traitors and a first class encounter on a train. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.yo...

David’s driving to a voiceover recording session this morning and of course Joe joins him on a Zoom call to have a chat along the way. So there’s lots of talk about what exactly he’ll be doing for the job and how he’ll behave for it. Plus, some discussion about high-vis jackets, French & Saunders, Absolutely Fabulous and a quick surprise guest quiz too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRI...

Picking up from yesterday’s episode and the subject of miserable colds, Joe tells David about a reliable remedy that the comedian Mark Simmons uses to fight off the winter bugs. Then, after discussing how much they love Mark’s stand-up and his brilliant and very quick off-the-cough one liners, they decide to find out if they’re any good at coming up with some themselves. After a few early successe...

As you might have noticed, there’s been a distinct lack of podding at Chatabix towers for the past few weeks. But David and Joe are back and here to tell you all about what’s been happening. Well, mainly suffering from various illnesses and lots of other important stuff going on in their lives at the moment. The timing of which could not have been worse, what with Joe being in Celebrity Traitors,...

In this old episode of pod, we chat about Joe sneaking out of the house and recording the podcast behind his wife's back. And then an electrician enter's David's house - it’s bloody chaos. First posted on 12th May 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.co...