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Continuing on from yesterday’s show, Joe considers potential holiday destinations and reveals how stressful he finds choosing where to book. Then David complains about there being too much traffic in London, describes his experience of getting on the tube for the first time in seven years and spends the rest of the show explaining how fearful of cities he is. Warning - a touch of ‘ramping things u...

In this first part of a double bubble episode, David kicks things off by giving Joe a tour of his hotel in North London. Then there’s an update on filming nerves, chat about becoming increasingly out of date, more on David’s exciting European camping holiday, seeing The Cure in concert this summer, early retirement and Joe not having ‘the travel bug’. Part two coming tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATA...

Topics on today’s episode from the Chatabix archives include troublesome tech issues, David's lack of self confidence, Not Going Out, board games and saying too much.  First posted on 22nd November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about moving to Cornwall, more parental quirks, working in a Levi’s store in the 90’s, The Mighty Boosh, how to chose podcasts, doing laps of your house for exercise and a lot of information about weed price inflation. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on...

David’s back in his London hotel room and feeling all out of sorts as he’s about to start filming for a new project. So after Joe suggests a calming walk to Hampstead (which doesn’t go down well), David wants to pick his brains about the best way to learn script lines, which he always struggles with. So Joe offers some constructive advice and they also discuss tactics to help with first day nerves...

David’s staying up in London again this week. But rather than feeling all out of sorts, he’s particularly calm for today’s recording and soon finds himself in a podding ‘flow state’’. Confused - yes, Joe is a bit too - so stay tuned to find out more. Plus, there's some chat about Joe’s new idea for the pod, places people hate, David’s Crowborough riot story, Big Brother websites and appearing on S...

Buckle up as it’s a packed episode of chat on Chatabix today. Just a few of the many subjects covered include snarky emails to the pod, Joe’s constant mouse clicking, Jessie Ware’s Table Manners podcast, the Trago Mills superstores, David putting up a dart board, repeated conversations, Joe befriending Rastafarians and more Antigua memories. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠Y...

On this old episode from the archives, we chat about something from the past and then we have an amazing idea!!! First posted on 2nd June 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s action packed Mailbag, we kick off with a wonderful email from a Japanese Chatabiscuit who’s been living in the UK. Then there’s messages about compulsive liars, a celeb-filled cafe in Sheffield, some mundane Mum and Dad quirks, more Princess Diana memories, sleeping bags, two half marathon runners and a cricketer with a funny name. Apologies are also in order as Joe has to leave his ho...

Well, today’s episode is a proper tale of two halves. Firstly, as David’s going on a camper van holiday this summer with his family, Joe wants to know everything about it. So David settles back and starts detailing the magical ‘memory-making’ trip that he’s planned. But Joe’s also been reading a few negative messages about the pod recently and soon diverts the conversation towards discussing those...

Joe bumped into Vanessa Feltz on Brighton seafront the other day - who he’d never met before but they had a brief chat and she took a photo of them both. The encounter may have only lasted a few minutes but obviously David wants to know everything and his forensic questioning of Joe takes up the first 20 minutes of the show. Then, after discussing a few other celebrities they’ve been lucky enough...

After not admitting to some colleagues that he has a podcast, Joe wants to analyse why he and David both find it so embarrassing to talk about Chatabix, even though they love making it. Also, Natasha Demetriou has been in touch recently to ask them if they know how many hours they think they’ve spent recording the pod for - so they try to work that out for her. Then to close the episode, David rec...

Time for another surprise guest episode from our archives. In this time it’s the genius, Harry Hill! First posted on 25th January 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Subjects in today’s mailbag include David’s problematic pressure washer hose attachments, moving overseas, electrical fires, things do do in Earlswood, a cracking selection of funny names and the problems with working with a proper prat. Thanks for all your emails! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ E...

David and Joe kick off today’s show with some shout-outs to Chatabiscuits and show some appreciation for their younger listeners. Then the chat turns to the lovely Jack Dee, acts of kindness, David being a linesman for his son’s football team and the challenges of coaching kids. Joe also reveals that he encountered some unruly youths on the train recently and had to intervene. It looks like Vigila...

David’s recently fallen I love with the long running Radio 4 comedy panel show, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. He reckons it’s the ultimate comfort listen and also one of the funniest shows he’s heard in ages. So today he wants to take Joe on a deep dive into everything about it and also have a go at playing the game themselves. Joe also tells David about doing some radio comedy himself and David rec...

Joe’s filming in London at the moment, very near to Camden. Which is where his wife Petra used to live when they first dated and also where he spent a lot of time gigging in his early comedy days. He had a magical morning walking around the area and reminiscing - so discussing all of that with David takes up the first half of the episode. Joe’s morning also gave him an idea for a game they can pla...

New week, old episode. And in this archive show from 2021, we chatted about lots of new things - the new AirBnB, Joe's new bluetooth and we play the new Word Game. First posted on 21st June 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time for some more of your emails. And this week, we have messages about a disappointing Deftones quip, a disgraceful affair in the 90’s, a lot of ladies fancying Joe Wilkinson, a meatball recipe enquiry, filling time at Delhi airport, a very impressive Chewbacca impression and the birth of a potential new Chatabix section - Fix My Quip. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CON...

Picking up from yesterdays’s episode, David grills Joe about his Cokey Z relapse, they do some research into which food and drinks are healthy (and which aren’t), Joe suggests a new format idea for the pod and they rather ambitiously ask ChatGPT to come up with a thousand name suggestions for it - spoiler alert, it refuses. One of their favourites from the ten it does manage to come up with is ‘On...

David’s been to see the brilliant Alex Lowe performing as Clinton Baptiste at the Brighton Dome, which he absolutely loved. But the whole evening got David thinking about how bad a live Chatabix show would be in comparison. So once again, him and Joe spend much of the episode talking themselves out of ever doing a live tour of the pod. They also announce Chatabix’s new Patreon-only series ‘Lose Tw...

David’s been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night’ show of Our Little Systems - and found himself utterly unbearable. Despite having fun at the time, he now thinks he came across as very pleased with himself indeed and wants to analyse the episode with Joe to work out where it all went wrong. And it turns out Joe’s not too impressed with his be...

Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfers. First posted on 31st March 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there’s a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots, a telling off story, Peter Andre’s brother, Helen Mirren’s bath, Chris Eubank’s phone number and a missing gall bladder. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted...

We kick off today’s show with a debrief about yesterday’s trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make David realise how much of his time working there he spent daydreaming. And it turns out Joe did too, when he still had a full time job and was doing stand-up in the evenings. Then they do some more reminiscing about their 20’s, find out if there are any wart...