Can You Take My Shift?

What is going on with the idols we stan? From cheating Popstars to horrible allegations and lawsuits, these stars (the astrology and celebrity type) have some explaining to do. Will we still have our parasocial relationships and be fan girls at the end of this episode? Oh boy, do we have a FAN-tastic episode for you this week.

The news is so boring isn’t it? Nothing ever happens- oh wait the that’s a lie. Wanna know what has happened in the last week? Well these Barbie’s can’t wait to fill you in. Kelsey and Amy have all the hot gossip! from strikes and scabs to furry hackers, the internet isn’t slowing down anytime soon.

So we were going to title this podcast “toxic gossip train” but we don’t want to be copyrighted am I right friends? This week we’re talking about the latest drama, but if you’re chronically online you have seen and heard talked about it everywhere. We sprinkle in some of our own stories and antics, so it’s not the same ukulele song and dance, but I guarantee you'll want to listen to this episo...

This week we are getting deep. Very deep, as deep as the ocean floor. We highly suggest you don’t go that deep even if you have $250,000 to spare. That’s right everyone in the world has seen the news and we want to talk about it so join us for a laugh a cry a bad joke or two as we memorialize the billionaires that just wanted to see the titanic.

It's a corporate world and we’re just living in it. Olivia Rodrigo said it best that it’s truly brutal out here. With layoffs left and right, the tech world is in its flop era. Everyone is feeling this recession and even stooping as low as stalking their exes on LinkedIn. Kelsey and Amy are breaking down the lows of the economy that are hitting us this week. If you take away anything from this...

Happy 69th episode for this episode we thought we would get super sexy and talk about everyone’s favourite fantasy, being paid a living wage. That’s all right! guess who is striking? Underpaid workers for better rights. Amy and Kelsey get into the CRA strike in Canada and the Writers Guild of America strike in the US. How hard is it to pay people what they deserve? Well I’m sure you could ask a CE...

Love is not patient, love is not kind. Love is fast and for content. This week Kelsey and Amy deep dive on season 4 of love is blind and all the controversies that have come out about Netflix's bachelor competitor. Will the show last in the long run? Or has the shark truly been jumped?

Hello friends, love is in the air with the American partner in town this week. That’s right Bekah has a girlfriend who lives in Canada who is TOTALLY real. Kelsey sits this couple down for some hard-hitting questions about being a chronically online couple and some much-needed therapy to vent their frustrations. Will their relationship survive this session? Or should Kelsey quit her dream of becom...

It used to be my drinking and my smoking and my parting and me a happy little downward spiral, and alright with me. When we started the podcast that's when everything changed. Some things were lost, and others were gained. A new roommate, a new house, so many changes, makes my head spin. Now I've got a hobby that you live to listen This is life with CYTMS This is life with CYTMS This is life with...

There are many ways to show love, and, at one time it was sharing a password. Well, Netflix does not love you anymore. This week Amy and Kelsey get into the dumpster fire of anti-password sharing “ leak” from the blockbuster of streaming services. Will this hold true or will they submit to peer pressure? 

Fun Fact did you know you don’t need to share every riveting thought in your head? We really wish someone had told prince Harry that. This week Kelsey and Amy get into the TMIs from Harry and other people on the internet who love to overshare. 

*read in Stefan voice* This year had EVERYTHING, from war, cheating "wife-loving" husbands, scandals, and a slap heard from around the nation, this year gave us many scandals full of drama. Join us in the last episode of 2022 as we recap the best of the worst that 2022 has to offer.

Being an influencer is one of the hardest jobs there is, so how do you make your money? Well, Kelsey and Amy are going to dive into this week on how to take the right ads for your brand. From goody two shoe companies, to companies we might have to bleep out, you won’t want to miss this episode

What’s better than hot gossip? Drama about people you don’t know. This week Kelsey and Amy get into the highs and lows of their collective offices. They also tell you what not to do for fire drills, Kelsey finally solves the mystery of the dishes in the sink, and we end this episode with some cringe AI LinkedIn posts you don't want to miss.

Oh, happy day friends! have you heard the joyous news? Kelsey is no longer going to die alone. She has ranted and bitched, and now she’s getting hitched. Listen to hear how it happened, what planning a wedding looks like now after a pandemic, and how to ensure your future beau's only personality trait isn't being a wife guy.

God rest ye Merry gentlemen or so they say but Lizzie is gone and it’s Kelsey’s day to party...I mean mourn. What is a holiday if not a day off from capitalism? In this week's episode, Amy and Kelsey discuss statutory holidays and who deserves them off.

Boo! Did we scare you? I know what you’re thinking it’s only September and you’re right so why are there Halloween and Christmas decorations everywhere? That’s what we’re asking and investigating in this episode. We get into the discussion of capitalism pushing out seasonal Decor and if it's ruining the magic of the Holidays before they have even begun, plus we touch on the fascination of Ray Dunn...

Have you ever wanted to be on the Disney Channel? how about Nickelodeon? Do you have the makings of a child star? Well, it’s such an easy job. Only you have to deal with predators and people who will take advantage of you at any moment. This week Kelsey and Amy talk about the tales of being a child actor and how the conversation has started since Jennette McCurdy came out with her new book I'm Gla...

Have you ever loved a show so much that you write fanfiction, draw fan art, and make it your entire personality?? does the show by chance have lesbians? Well guess what you get one season of happiness and then you’re sad for the rest of your life. At least that’s how the streaming wars go. This week Kelsey and Amy discuss what’s going on in the wonderful world of streaming and as we know HBO said...

Our iconic doll squad Kitt Kiterage, Yasmine, Polly pocket and the grooviest girls Kelsey and Amy. This week we are keeping it fun and getting into the dolls and toys that loved and shaped us. With the rise of the American girl doll memes, this episode is a must-listen. So grab Miss Molly and join us for some childhood debates and reminiscing 

What’s news pussy cat WOAH OH OH OH...hello friends what a world we are living in. In this episode, Kelsey and Amy are catching up with the news and getting into the good the bad and the terribly awful. Sometimes you have to sit down and talk about world events and the spectacle that is the Greta Gerwig Barbie movie. RESOURCES:  A Guide for people living in Canada on what NOT to do and how to...

Hey, Gay happy pride month! To celebrate we have a slay-worthy episode for you. We have slapped a rainbow on this episode and are not donating any of the money. Just Kidding! does this sound familiar? your favourite members of the LGBTQIA+ community talk about the fabulousness that is rainbow washing in capitalism. 

We are really curious who thought this was a good idea? Amy and Kelsey are getting into the scandals and PR blunders of companies that have come before. Get ready cause this episode is full of DRAMA.

Grab your sunscreen, face jewels, and your phone for taking photos cause we're off the year's hottest festival! Did you catch the episode last Friday live? Yes, we said Friday, sometimes things don’t go to plan; like Coachella and Revolve festival. Catch up with us this week as we discuss the biggest music festival from the comfort of our own home.

The internet is not lying to you, there truly are hot girls in your area! By area, we mean LIVE on your screen. Kelsey and Amy had their first live stream show and how did it go? Listen to find out all the newest gossip and why linked in is on the outs with them.  LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/CYTSMPodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/canyoutakemyshift/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CYTM...