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3..2..1…lift off! Dan, Dave and Mark are blasting deep into stains and fabrics, discussing domestic and foreign policy and doing their best to weather another spin cycle with the Sputnik! John and Terry are as waxed, vaxxed and relaxed as ever and helping the boys cut their #laundrytime with a host of characters and shine some light on life’s most personal questions. And just in case you've ever q...

It’s Been a While since they’ve had a good ol’ fashioned Watch Party, but Dan, Dave and Mark are feeling pretty Lit and do not want to throw out their airwalks just because they’re a little Staind. They’re making their lists now, because it will be Christmas Eve 6 months from now, and they’re already feeling the pressure of learning a new way to get clean with legendary Pitchman John Parkin. It’s...

Let’s play a quick game of “Pretend You Can’t Read the Title” and try to figure out just who the boys have the pleasure of speaking with this week! Hint #1: What do infomercial legends, and Call Now Hall of Famers, Joe Fowler, Jan Muller, Nancy Nelson, Arnold Morris and Cathy Mitchell all have in common? Great hair? (Yes, but no). Incredible energy and passion? (Sure, but not the answer we’re driv...

Dan, Dave and Mark have seen the light and are on bended knee at the alter of Father Ron. Please join the boys, grab a pew and listen as Brother Arnold preaches the good gospel of the Full Tang and reads passages from the book of Surgical Steel, Father Ron’s homily espouses the creation myth of the Showtime Knife and bear witness to sisters Shannon and The Other One prepare the gifts for the deliv...

Dan, Dave and Mark have arrived at the cutting edge of kitchen excellence and jumping in to a full on family reunion! Ron is back, so is his cousin Arnold, his daughter Shannon and his other daughter Lauren - the whole famn damily has their aprons on and trying to give away as many implements of culinary destruction as possible! The boys fall under Ron’s spell momentarily but never forget the magi...

That’s right - the Trainer to the Trainers® himself, the one and only, Mr. Tom Purvis is on the line and hanging out with the boys this week! Tom drops some serious intellectual weight on Dan, Dave and Mark (don’t worry, momentum was not a factor) and can’t resist taking them through a full circuit to build their bodies of knowledge. TTTT exercises some patience with the boys and fills them in on...

Dan, Dave and Mark do their best to unravel the mystery of Operation BluBlockers and go knuckles deep in Sugarman (credit: Limp Bizkit) investigating the publicly available information surrounding the well-known psy-op. The boys explore details behind Sugarman’s military background, his intelligence experience and it’s impact on his more notorious asset: Zorp. It’s hard not to fall victim to the b...

Dan, Dave and Mark are looking cool and have it made in the shade because they are finally seeing things clearly thanks to BluBlockers! Watch along with the boys as they learn how to make a television commercial in a completely unrehearsed and unscripted format they've never seen before. Pack your bags because they search high and low for the Sugar Man from Hawaii to New Orleans to Venice Beach an...

Dan, Dave and Mark are dialed in this week and taking some big swings at some big food…and even taking on (trigger warning) BIG OVEN. It’s ok though, because between Dave’s research, Mark’s first-hand air frying prowess and Dan’s terrible puns, there is no trio more qualifried (nailed it) to act as your countertop Sherpas. So make sure your anemometers are charged and your soul patches are trimmed...

Dan, Dave and Mark order up another full plate of Eric Theiss and, even though they don’t get pounded with flavor, they do get plenty of piles of food (mainly onion rings)! Eric takes the PXLAFG head-to-head against every cooking device known to man and shows us every way to make chicken! He even tries to make the concept of air frying understandable to everyone…except Dave. Click here to watch th...

It might feel like a mere six months have passed since Dan, Dave and Mark declared their love/hate (complicated status) relationship with infomercials, but it’s also been an incredible 25 episodes! And rather grabbing a table in some non-couple’s beautiful kitchen, the boys wanted to celebrate by heading to the movies! They do their best to break down the 1999 documentary Pitch People . They get t...

Dan, Dave and Mark are doing their job and hopping back in to be your Screw Guides with Mick'n'Dick and finding out what's in the box (SPOILER: it's a Power Driver). The boys take their best run at keeping up with the Mick's pace on this star-studded episode that includes visits from Jon Gruden, Outkast, Ron Popeil, Rush, Marty Scorsese and more! As a special bonus, make sure you listen all the wa...

Dan, Dave and Mark really screwed up this time. They try to ratchet up the heat throughout this watch party, but the fire is already burning. It’s a rare glimpse into a world where everybody gets exactly what they want! The boys raise some important questions - is this a Mt Rushmore informercial? How blue is too blue? Can a drill work in water? Michael, what are you wearing? Two very minor, subtle...

Dan, Dave and Mark are a mess! Luckily they have nothing to fear because Joe Fowler is here! They’re putting in the time to make sure they pick up all of the pieces (glass, broken eggs, etc.) and blowing out all of the information they’ve sucked up since last week. Shout out to everyone who listens in the next 30 minutes because whoever finishes last buys lunch! Full Infomercial: H2O Vac Turbo Che...

Dan, Dave and Mark meet up with a couple of old friends and have a good ol’ fashioned Watch Party with Uncle Joe (Fowler) and Aunt Mimi (Umidon)! This one sucks up everything in sight with head-to-head competitions, inexplicably messy messes, a tale of two Joes and a special visit from Angelo LIVE from the set! And if you’re one of our first 5,000 viewers/listeners you can get a 2nd H2O Vac Turbo...

Dan, Dave and Mark are making up some strokes on the back nine at Barton Creek and going swing by swing with their favorite “PGA Touring Pro” Doug Reed. They talk about all the different lies they saw (and heard) and have some tips of their own in case Doug is ever looking to hawk another swing saver. For extra credit: let us know who you think had the best take on Doug’s WORLD RECORD ( @CallNowPo...

Dan, Dave and Mark hit the links and walk nine with Doug Reed and learn all about…The Controller! We’ve got tight lies, decent lies and some tee box shenanigans that cause one of our hosts to throw out a challenge flag! Oh, and did we mention an attempt at breaking a WORLD RECORD!! Grab your sticks, but protect your hozzles, and take listen (or WATCH) with the boys as they uncover the fastest way...

Billy Billy! Dan, Dave and Mark are balancing on their work platforms and going through each click of the Ultimate Ladder. They put Safety first in delivering some Quality insights and showcasing their Versatility as podcasters to give you as much Value as possible. This truly is the SQV of podcasts. BONUS: Did one of our hosts come away from this experience? You’ll just have to listen and find ou...

Dan, Dave and Mark are reaching new heights in this one and want you to climb on up with them! (Don’t worry it supports well over 300 lbs so we’ll be safe). Listen (and WATCH) along with the boys as they get a look at the Ultimate Ladder and get an unexpected chance to spend some quality time with a legend! Click here to watch the full video of this episode! Full Infomercial: Ultimate Ladder Check...

Dan, Dave and Mark are digging back into their Perfect Steaks with Beau and Susan to answer all of the questions surrounding the world of sizzling red meat! Join these three kings of the barbeque as they get into some real issues: Is Beau a dweeb? What decade is Jimmy Kelly’s restaurant in? Is the Y chromosome the real secret to cooking a Perfect Steak? Pay close attention and you can also find ou...

It’s time for Dan, Dave and Mark to head back in to the kitchen and learn the secrets to cooking the Perfect Steak! Listen along with the boys as they get unprecedented access to #steakchefs and try to keep it cool as the temperature rises in the kitchen. Don’t confuse their stubbornness for thickness , they’re doing their best to keep up and limit their misteaks to medium-rare occasions. Full Inf...

Dan, Dave and Mark feel like dummies, but they know it's their duty to break down every air-filled piece of the Contact Body Blast on Part 2! The boys take us through things blow-by-blow, try to figure out exactly how CBBF supports the body AND the mind, whether or not we can properly use "batwing" in a sentence and who exactly is their target market? Make sure you listen all the way to the end! Y...

Dan, Dave and Mark have heard your calls and are now taking action! Welcome to Part 1 of the Contact Body Blast! This week the boys will sit down and watch the Contact Body Blast informercial with you to make sure we're all on different pages for next week's deep dive. Learn about the best (only?) fat-FIGHTING system that will help you trim your batwings and dump all that emotional baggage. Pay cl...

SWEATER ALERT! It's time for another Amazing Discovery! Dan, Dave and Mark re-join Mike Levey, Ian Long and the whole Amazing Discoveries dream team and tackle the Power Steamer. There's so much to unpack from a London taxi, to a BYOL (Bring Your Own Laundry) situation, even a visit to the Hall of Pressing Past and the Academy Awards - that the boys needed to belly up, to whichever bar in Burbank...

Dan, Dave and Mark tempt fate and get hand-hammered as they tiptoe on the third rail of the Great Wok of China! The boys go to cooking school with well-seasoned pitchmen Wally Nash and Arnold "The Knife" Morris. Today's lesson includes: the basics of wok cooking, a utensil deep-dive (C-H-A-N) and an explanation on appreciating the value of a few good dents. And just to be safe, they check in to ma...