Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a job interview lined up, but we’re calling early to see how badly we can fluster her before her big moment! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call so we’re calling to get what we deserve! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.